Interesting, the stats here show the most oppressive group is English-speaking male. Are you sure it's not straight white male? Did this site just unlock a big secret that the social justice warriors haven't figured out?
This is an absolutely brilliant parody.
Score: 66 in Philadelphia, PA
It turns out that if I'm a female, straight, coloured, foreign born, heterosexual, devout islamo-jew who speaks German as a second language, is extremely well educated and is rich, I'd be more oppressed than 84% of the world. Those poor female foreign born coloured heterocis university educated rich islamo-jews! Pity them as they suffer in their mansions under the yoke of oppression!
This has got to be trolling. I know there are morons who actually believe this stuff - they're especially clustered teaching at universities - but they're usually aware at some level how toxic and stupid this stuff is so they usually shy away from being open about it with the general public.
White privilege. Because it's white people's fault that the browner peoples of the world haven't been as good at civilization building over the past 5-6 centuries (aside from the Koreans, Japanese and a few other East Asian nationalities). This is monumentally stupid.
I got a 1
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WOW i got 100! i am more oppressed than the rest of you privileged vermin. Stop and relinquish all your assets and privilege. The only way you can be free of your sins is by giving me all your money. Remember if you are white cis males you now have to be me my slave. I am the winner of the oppression olympics you pathetic dweebs. All deviance I partake in is now justified peaceful protest. I am free!
Haha i got an 8! take that suckers! Y'all unprivileged losers should bow down to my privilege. Simply by having a better intersectionality score I am better than you! thanks feminism, you have allowed me to reap the world muahhaha
Hilarious.... So I would score better points by converting to a religious cult, giving all my hard earned money away and fucking around with as many people of as many sexual orientations possible ?!? Is this a parody ? Seems like a variable of marxist deconstructivism to me, cooked up by some nutcase who belongs in a straight-jacket (I'll bet he/she/it will receive extra points for that too.....!)
This is obviously satire - but is actually a great concept in my opinion to break down the different types of privileges and explain intersectionality. Too bad it's a joke! The rest of you triggered low scoring people can calm tf down. It's not that serious. Privilege doesn't mean you didn't work for what you have, just that someone else had more and different kind of obstacles than you.
This looks like some kind of millennial-made, how much you should hat white male christian calculator. This new "intersectionality" thing needs to go down in flames, just like liberalism.
Score: 7 in Lake Stevens, WA
Apparently being a white, straight, cis male Christian born in the uk who speaks english as a first language but is poor, has no education and is disabled makes you more privileged than 63% of others
Score: 18 in United Kingdom
Should i hate on myself having slightly colored skin?
Most biased scale I have ever seen. In fact the more the scale says you are privileged,the less you are!
I increased my score 500% just by claiming I was black
Score: 64 in The Dalles, OR
This is intended as humor, I presume. Don't take is seriously in any case. It's using a caricature version of the concept of intersectionality, a version in direct opposition to the real concept. Google the defintion in quotes above. No results except those connected to this "score" generator.
Score: 16 in Dickinson, TX
wgat an incredible hatelist with dito options... creator is mentally sick, not ill, just plain sick.
Being a black muslim female ive succeeded more than most white men, privilege is a myth.
Privilege would be real if you didn't see white people living in run down trailers and all of them be living in mansions.
Youre the one in-control of how "privileged" you are if you apply yourself in life nobody will tell you that you cant do something, you'll get places instead of complaining about the "system" all the time.
Score: 63 in Portland, ME
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will receive 68 intersectionality points based on the color of their skin"
- Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Literally scores you based on your skin colour. Proceeds to quote MLK.
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
I wouldn't trust you to interpret my dreams to say the least
We suggest every group meeting to begin with everyone sharing their intersectionality scores.
Are you memeing or are you actually this ideologically brainwashed and insane. You are literally assigning people a number to determine social credit. You literally want to weight votes by this. This is outrageous to anyone with a brain. I have to believe this is satire, if not people like you should be put down. It's shit like this that leads people to radicalize and choose fascism, because let's be honest... I'd rather genocide the planet out of sheer nihilism than give into this disgusting half-baked bigoted line of thought.
I have a problem with the "Education" tab. I was always taught that the Trades are for people who hate schooling but as a trades kid myself, it's pretty harsh. In my country, women have the privilege of high grants and preference in hiring due to the optics of diversity, regardless of compitence and skill. This isn't a good thing in this sort of field because respect is earned by proving yourself, regardless of what's between your legs. Your test is flawed due to how you're trying to apply a beurocratic generalization to a group of inidividuals from all creeds, races and self-identifications.
What a total crock of shit. Things evolved as they did due economics, intelligence, and cooperation. Aricans score the lowest on all three. This is not tacist, but the uncomfortable truth.
This truth will be changed not by emotion but hard work in economics and academics. China, Japan, and Korea are a testament to this truth.
Now meltdown intersectional dweebs it is all you can do.
Score: 63 in Beverly Hills, CA
people care about this way too much, but not about the right things..... it’s not a contest guys :/
So being more sexually “wild” makes you more oppressed and less priviledged?
I got a score of 15...shittttttttt
Score: 15 in Cerritos, CA
This is an awesome tool! Thanks for creating something like this - unfortunately, some people like to believe there are no implicit bias so they can continue to believe they are where they are in life (read: low score) because they worked hard.. not because they had the chips stacked in their favor (read: low score!). you guys rock - i'll be sharing this everywhere!
Score: 3 in San Diego, CA
I was suprised I scored so high (63) as I have never identified as marginalized...thanks white suburban up bringing for the koolaid. Ready to do more in my community.
Score: 63 in United States
I've always considered myself a liberal, but this is disgusting.
"You can give exclusive opportunties and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power."
You mean I should leave jobs empty and undone until a qualified person representing a smaller slice of humanity than average emerges?
"Can I use this calculator on others?
Thanks for making it so easy for me to judge others!
"...having a high intersectionality score doesn't completely immunize you from being called an oppressor."
So I'm responsible for what other people call me and accuse me of?
Seriously, fuck you guys.
Score: 62 in Columbus, OH
I took this test as one of the daughters of Barack Hussein obama, unquestionably the most privileged family on the planet. Even with the privileges of never having to earn anything in life, obscene, unearned wealth, blessings of mid-blowing hypocrisy, and unending social and monetary handouts, Malia scored a meager 61 score! Under this test's scoring, the most pampered girl on Earth is "less privileged" than 78% of the population! Hahaha! Sounds valid to me!!!
Score: 62 in Washington, DC
What a crock of shit! Stop promoting victim mentality.
Dumbest quiz I have taken in my life.
Some white woman had to have made this. It doesn’t even show Black or trans or intersex or any sexual orientation other than “gay”, even using “queer” would’ve been better. Very not intersectional 🤷🏽♂️
I achieved a 98% oppressed rating, I admit I am flawed and maybe that is the reason why I didn't achieve the perfection rating of 100%. The goal of my life is to achieve the perfection of having a 100% oppressed rating.Then maybe I can walk with the likes of Gandhi or Obama?
I wonder if gaming the system gets extra credit points?
Score: 61 in United States
Where is the slider for "Will cure cancer"?
Finally getting the recognition I deserve. Now if the rest of the world wakes up and makes me Emperor I'll be all set
Score: 61 in New Baltimore, MI
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
Being an epilptic, autistic, braindamaged, Indo (Dutch east Indies descent) With a University degree I think I am doing fine. Nevertheless I feel oppressed.
Neat, I'm Asian but the color scale just keeps getting darker the closer I slide to "Person of Color". What am I supposed to do, identify as white because that's closer to my skin tone?
I am actually surprised too, that you do not get a 100% opression sore just by being an islamic jihaadi
Lol this is clearly a shitpost. This is fucking hilarious.
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
I laugh at this tool of a tool. Leftist lunacy. Even with my pretty high score, I would refuse to accept any identity-advantage over another human being
I broke the entire website because apparently it doesn't even know what I am because I'm such an anomaly. Hail to the alternative right our people will rise again
I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...
I am just taking a guess but is it that White folks object to their privilege being revealed? Here is something to think about. Yes you may have had a hard life, BUT your race is not one of the reasons why it has been hard.
I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.
I love triggered this makes white people haha. It’s bout time somebody callin whites out on they bullshit
Score: 58 in Algonquin, IL
I was born a white male but I identify as a biological female and also transgender person of color
this is hilarious, I'm having a hard time convincing myself it isn't satirical...
Score: 58 in Waterbury Center, VT
Hilarious!! I can now be what ever I want!
OH DEAR OH DEAR - SO MUCH ANXIETY
Score: 58 in United Kingdom
This is such a low quality metric for measuring the world.
Score: 58 in United Kingdom
Scored 13. I guess that means I'm only 13% victim
Score: 57 in Equality, IL
Oppression isn’t a game, it’s grossly distasteful to turn it into a point system.
Score: 57 in United Kingdom
By abandoning all my catholic beliefs and values, and embracing radical Islam, and I jump WAY up the intersectionality scale.
Add to that the fact that I see myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body, and I’m now both solidly gay, and transgendered!!!
I’m also considering myself uneducated, because even though I have a masters degree, it’s in classic white-male-European topics (engineering). According to most progressives, that’s not an education at all, rather an indoctrination....
I’m feeling better and better about myself already!!!!!
Score: 57 in United States
As a Chinese descendant living in New Zealand, I had no idea I am so under privileged. According to this, 82% of people are more privileged than I am. I should get a medal for having the heroic courage to even get out of bed every morning.
If being born in Russia is a privilege, then fuck you
Score: 54 in Russian Federation
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
Haha this is so funny, it has to be a joke right?
Score: 56 in South Africa
To be honest I would say I don't think have less privileged that a white man or any other race. I think this is quite stupid to say oh since they are more privileged they are more successful. It's stupid.
Score: 49 in United Kingdom
I think it's pretty obvious twitter doesn't support this rot
In reality, the "privilege" gained from some of these factors varies depending on where you live. Here in Sweden, where people in general are much less religious than in the US, I would not say that being a devout Christian makes you privileged, rather the opposite.
Problematic criteria...”cis” is a weaponised bully word and only high-functioning paraphilias (same sex/species) are included.
I got an ugly face, why do I not get a slider?
This test keeps impressing me! It is the one place in the internet and the universe where you can be a transgender gay devout Christian Jewish Muslim.
Score: 55 in United Kingdom
The ultimate in hypocrisy
This thing is so stupid. And funny how the people who like it have scores of under 20. They are social justice warriors who have never worked for anything in their lives. Some people have to actually work through hardships and that only makes them better. I don’t need SJWs to try and convince me I’m a victim when I am absolutely not.
Score: 55 in United States
This is completely ridiculous, judging people on the colour of their skin is absolutely racist and this “test” does exactly that, the only difference is that it fits their agenda.
Score: 10 in United States
Interesting and thought-provoking! Personally I did find the slider system a bit unclear though, due to my autism (haha, give me points).
Score: 20 in United Kingdom
All of you can't seriously think this website is legit, right? It's clearly a smear campaign. Regardless of what you think about the left, nobody is THAT stupid. The selections are on sliders for crying out loud, it's clearly not something to take seriously.
Score: 55 in Saint Louis, MO
Please delete the site, you are humiliating your selves and demonstrating the flaws in your thinking.
I think there should be a category for Native American.
Score: 55 in United States
Do you get more points if you're a child molester? murderer? How about if you stepped in a puddle, and got your shoes all muddy? What if you have a higher education, But you're still dumb?
Score: 55 in Columbus, OH
This rating system is biased against me because of (in order) my skin color, sexuality, gender, income, age, education, and religion. Welcome to the new racism, sexism ... totalitarianism.
Anyone else noticed all of the angry people in the comments have really low scores? Why is the idea of other people having a harder life so upsetting to them?
This is so important! It's high time we take notice that the majority of people are privileged.
Score: 54 in United States
I actually always wanted to be average, but you don't get to plan your life.
This makes no sense
Slightly born in Canada.
Whoever thought the sliders was a good idea should be fired for incompetence.
Take your ad campaigns offline. You're bleeding money without any ROI.
This site is golden. I hope the developers push it even further to show the paradoxical aspects of this theory.
Got a 4. Hoping for a big bonus this year to get to 3.
Score: 54 in Rockland, MA
Your intersectionality score: 6rnYou are more privileged than 90% of others!rnrnIf by privileged you mean RATIONAL and REALITY based.
Score: 54 in Fairforest, SC
This test is incomplete. I am trans species, specifically I identify as a cartoon lesbian pony. Please add this as an option. Also while I may have pale skin and enjoy sex with women I do NOT identify as "white", or "straight", it is very bigoted to assume these things based on how I look and behave. In this day and age having white-looking skin is actually a disability, so I maxed that one out. I am 35 but I identify as the gas cloud that created the solar system, so I made sure to max out "old". I have a college degree but I honestly know enough to know I know nothing, so I maxed out "less educated". I have a lot of money but, money doesn't buy happiness which is all that matters. So, I maxed out "poor". English is my second language as my first language was barking like a dog (I loved animals as a young child) All in all I have very little privilege. This means you all have to treat me very specially and do extra things for me, since I have no privilege. Thank you.
Whoever is running this site to fuck yourself
Score: 53 in United Kingdom
I'm part of 2% and owned 50% of the media but underpriveleged. Shame
As a gay trans disabled immigrant Muslim Jew you cis-gendered white males get the gulag
Score: 100 in Owensboro, KY
It's amazing how many people don't seem to realize that this is satire. Perhaps that's because it's so close to the truth.
Score: 48 in United Kingdom
>White, I mean.... understandable, racial bias is rampant in America and being white is a huge social advantage, I hate that I have this advantage, but I do
>5% bi and otherwise lesbian, yeah, i get no favors there
>transgender, yeah... that makes me an outsider to many other groups too
> not TOO poor, but still indebted and trying to make my way out using my disability payments from the VA, definitely not great for me, but could be worse
>unsure what to do with younger/older, but approaching that magical number where shit just starts to stop working 100% (30) and my disability doesn't help that.
>disability is stress(physical, mental and emotional, which includes not enough sleep and too much working, got upgraded to same-as-100% after an entire epilepsy team at the VA and a separate doctor both confirmed it (I also have a grand mal every couple months and a petite mal every month despite medication)
>born into English, though I spoke a bastardization of it until about 4 as I was raised by my Mom who was taking care of my Great Great Grandma and she only spoke Swedish (not my Mom, Triple G) and had dementia, so.... yeah, since most of my time was with both of them I spoke English with a Swedish child accent until 4 after some speech therapy.
>USA resident my whole life... but like, PDX area, so mostly liberal? Feels like hell though right now, living in a world who has turned their eyes on people such as myself.
>have an associates but also generally know more than that implies, seriously, I am not like a Master's level intelligence, but I could've gotten a Bachelor's if I'd had more discipline and was good enough to pass all levels of Calculus
>am Agnostic from all religion and believe that anything considered "God" must be the universe as a whole as it is the only thing we can observe, but never all of it at the same time, it will outlast our existence and is the only thing, when taken as a whole, that knows everything and has all the power at any given time.... to me, it makes the most logical sense that that would be what we call "God" for those who believe in that term.
Score: 53 in Las Vegas, NV
Well this thing is interesting. According to this 80% of people are better off than I am... really the only thing I have in my favor is that I am white.
Score: 53 in Columbus, OH