Literally the biggest crock of leftist identity politics bullshit!
Score: 4 in Myrtle Beach, SC
I assume this is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.
Score: 4 in United States
The majority of people have more inherent privilege sounds like a good thing.
What a bunch of nonsense. This just shows how absolutely absurd is the whole notion of "intersectionality." Time for these people to try their hand at working a real job where none of this BS matters. "The majority of people have more inherent privelege..." what sort of nonsense is this? It doesn't even make logical sense, what's really amazing is that anyone believes any of this claptrap.
Score: 4 in United States
4. Nice generalizations about privilege. I have Catholic guilt and that trumps (no pun intended) progressive guilt.
Score: 4 in Youngsville, NC
I don't the think the answer to "How can I improve my score?" is correct. You can improve your score by working harder to earn more money, or by attending church more regularly (and converting to Christianity if you are not already Christian). What is that you say? A lower score is not an improvement? WTF???
Score: 4 in Hyattsville, MD
I don't the think the answer to "How can I improve my score?" is correct. You can improve your score by working harder to earn more money, or by attending church more regularly (and converting to Christianity if you are not already Christian). What is that you say? A lower score is not an improvement? WTF???
Score: 4 in Hyattsville, MD
Damn... I wish I were younger and richer!
If I was rich, I could have made it to 1.
Scored a 4. Guess I need to work harder.??
Score: 4 in Saint Simons Island, GA
Kiss my ass not more privilege just worked hard and and followed my morals. First in my family with college education which I paid for my self, father only had eight grade education because he had to drop out to feed himself.
Well I scored a 4, someone please give me directions to the nearest slave market I'd like to make a purchase
Score: 4 in Wakefield, RI
4. so what? I earned my privilege. Born in the country my white parents made great, raised catholic, studied and worked hard, happily married with a person of the opposite sex, and by the virtue of keeping breathing I'm older then average. Should I feel ashamed? I think not.
the creators of this are lunies with nothing serious to do
I've got some work to do if I want to get to "1"
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
Haha oh wow, you need to add "your sides" slider. Mine are in the fucking orbit.
Become more involved with Islam and Judaism? Do they realize that if you believe a particular religion, that excludes you from being a part of another? Morons. If I’m Christian, I’m not going to become more Muslim to improve my intersectionality score, I’m just going to keep being a christian because being both is literally impossible. Religion is not just a culture, it’s a belief in a particular vision of the truth.
a billionaire Saudi Sheikh is less privileged than a disabled homeless white man
This cult of victimisation is dangerous, YOU ARE NOT OPPRESSED
Is this from the Onion?
I seriously applaud you for this satire site.
Only a hard core leftist would think this was real.
No.
Wait.
This is serious?
OMG.
I fear for humanity......
So, just because I'm a straight, Christian white male I'm "more privileged than 75% of others" ? Seriously, you know nothing about the lives of the people answering these questions, yet you judge them based on the very things condemned in your own quotes. One cannot say do not judge based on race, and then include race as a question you base a score on. The same is true about religion, sexual orientation, nationality or language. The only thing you're accomplishing here is making one group of people feel guilty about who they are while making other groups feel envious and angry towards the first group. This is absolutely shameful. Do you really want to make all people comfortable in who they are? Do you really want all people to be accepted for who they are? Then actually practice the words of wisdom you quote!
Score: 33 in United States
This test surely has to be satire, no one can be this braindead
+10 points for being Muslim compared to being a Christian.
The Insanity of the LEFT is their Privilege and this calculation expresses it perfectly.
If any of you are scoring highly except for the rich/poor slider, I'm a friend of the white heteronormative cisgendered former patriarch of Kekistan, and I could use your help moving some money out the country.
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
not gonna lie, i'm pretty happy with my score
I noticed that this calculator only recognizes the gender continuum of cisgender to transgender. This bigoted nonsense offends people like me who identify as AH-64 Longbows. Please modify the calculator to be more inclusive of other identities such as sex robots and leprechauns.
I got a score of 5. I would like to formally apologize.
Score: 97 in Springfield, IL
Ha ha this is a farce. Take ownership of your life, don’t act like a victim.
I feel oppressed by my low score.. also why isnt height, fatness, iq, interests (jock vs nerds), mental conditions, also popularity at school/ social skills factors.. arguebly these can be a lot more influential than some of the above
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
Yes, 4! Down a point and half! And this time, I'll keep it that low.
It’s funny. The ones that are told they are the most oppressive are usually the most oppressed. Hmm, maybe your values here are dividing people. No surprise there. I’m sending this as a joke to my friends so we can all laugh and then cry because it’s not fake.
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
We used to live in a country like that. But then the left turned it into a country where every part of life is now judged on everything BUT the content of one's character.
This is deeply troubling.
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
I'd like to cash my privilege check now
An absurd joke for those who value their victimhood.
Score: 5 in United States
Your intersectionality score: 5
You are more privileged than 96% of others!
Yay! It's almost like I don't have to go to work with the peasants..
I'm oppressed AF and I get a 5. Pile of bs.
5 and proud. But i'm wondering just WHO im oppression. I pretty much keep to myself.
Score: 5 in Larchwood, IA
why about fat people? we exist, stan for fat people. And what about blondes, balds, eunucs, glass-wearing people, gamers, and heavies????
I win. Hahaha. Score of 5!
Being a Christian dropped my score by 11
I’m pretty proud of my 5 score. I think being Christian, white, male, and straight is what did me in. There’s the real discrimination. Because I belong to such categories I guess that makes me privileged despite living by paycheck.
Time to oppress women and minorities
What a load of fucking shit.
Glad to say, I'm enjoying every bit of privilege I worked for.
The rest is bullshit.
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
Wow... thats really something..
This calculator is so racist!
people who made this up are mentally challenged.
Fuck your diversity bullshit. America will never be a communist nation get that through your thick skulls.
Score: 5 in Grand Ledge, MI
I'm clearly not good in critical theory
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
woohooo.... brought up by a single mum on social welfare.....I want some of my white privilege. When can I collect?
God bless the USA, good for as many points for being male, but not even close to as many points as you get for being white. This survey is designed to perpetuate racism, sexism and classism Excellent work!
Score: 5 in United States
Im privileged AF. This is hilarious
Score: 5 in Lancaster, PA
What bunch of identity politics bullshit.
5, Awesomeness is off the scale!
Score: 5 in Charlotte, NC
Disappointed to find that 4% of the poplation are more privileged than I am - must do better!
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
It is good to be privileged.
Left wing lunatics - please leave my country. (Note - I said please).
Score: 5 in South Boston, VA
Brown people fall to their knees in my wake.
Score: 5 in United States
I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.
A 5... Wow... I should just kill myself...
Score: 5 in West Chester, PA
Only 5. I _can_ make it lower, but I'll have to become richer. I'll try harder.
I’m a 5. And if you believe you’re oppressed and a victim, then you’ll be 100 all of your life.
Don’t ever think of yourself as a victim.
Score: 5 in United States
Is this supposed to be comedy? a divisive tool? hate speech?
I'm impressed by the webdesign, horrified anyone thought this was a good idea to build without a clear message it was not supposed to be taken seriously.
What happens when the ubiquity of this "wheel of oppression" lottery becomes trite be completely overblown and people realize that this type of "oppression" means nothing and that representation as a goal is completely idiotic if the token representatives from any given demographic are chosen solely for checking a box for representing a certain demographic and not because they actually have a single fucking clue about good governance?
This is a load of BS it just gives people that don't want to work a reason to whine. When you start judging people by their birth characteristics that they have no control over you are just looking for excuses for your own failure so you can blame someone else.
Fairly happy with my score
I actually feel dumber for looking at this.
Very nice, my intersectionality score is down to 5, a bit more education and a bit more money, then I can get it even lower.
I guess I can only improve my score by reading the Bible :D
That dude from Australia with a score of one really inspired me. I'm already better than 96% of people, I bet I can make it to 99% ^^
Yes, you may kiss my feet.
Can't waste time here with you slack ass bitches ive got masses to oppress
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
What a load of old shit.... I'm more privileged than 93% of people, nit taking into account that I grew up in poverty and had to work hard to get where I am today. This seems to be away of discriminating against straight white males....
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
Whomever made this scale, thanks for the laugh. People like you is what keeps division amongst races and groups of people. Identity politics is racism and bigoted. The liberals are racists.
Score: 5 in United States
Is this for real? What a bunch of crap.
With all this privilege I expect to become President of the Universe within the current year...
Uh oh, I guess I am about to be sent to the Goolag...
I have the great score of 5, and really I'm proud of it. I'm supposedly privileged, even tough my values reflect the average people's views.
I am a nine and my wife is the opposite. Does this mean I can breed out my privilege? Now that's an idea - a dating app that will guarantee you can breed out your advantage. That's a great idea!
Score: 5 in North Aurora, IL
Leftist cultural Marxism born out of the pseudoscientific fields of psychology, sociology, anthropology, and gender studies
Score: 5 in United States
Woohoo! I got a five! I'm like the Tiger fucking Woods of white privilege! Shine my shoes, bitches!
Score: 5 in United States
I need a laugh and this site gets 5 stars for the endless nonsense it generates. Thanks so much!!!
Just more socialist hogwash. Let's create a score that represents American values...Just reverse the one you get on this.
score 4. everyone should hate me I guess
Score: 5 in Gaithersburg, MD
Damn. I was really hoping to get into the 1%.
Score: 5 in Fort Worth, TX
two genders. two scoops, two terms
Anybody with a score higher than 20 is a loser
Score: 5 in San Antonio, TX
I don’t see the problem with not being intersectional. Why can’t people be the way they want even if it’s a straight, white, male.
Where are the sliders for being a child a immigrants, a father to two daughters, caring for a disabled wife, donating blood every 54 days for 15 years, attending Rembrance Day/Veteran’s Day ceremonies, teaching my children the importance of honouring those who protect us, building a business and and providing employment and security to 50 families? I think with my score of 5, I’m supposed to think that I need to do better. Well, I don’t - I am 1000% comfortable with the fact that there are not equal outcomes in society; if anyone wants a better life, quit whining, quit blaming others and go out and get that better life. It takes work, perseverance and resilience. PS. Fuck you whoever even dreamed up this bullsh*t concept of intersectionality.
White Privilege is just the latest "buss word" to try to create guilt for the next generation of welfare recipients.
Score: 5 in United States
So lets see. Had to work for everything I have provided for myself and my family including my own education. Never felt "entitled" to my next breath. Had to build my own business and never given one dime for free. Choose to believe in God almighty. Fully support 'Legal' immigration. Never ever felt like victim or cry baby, even with two Purple Hearts. Love my family. Oh yea I'm white and the last slaves I NEVER owned were freed more than 250 years ago. I must be one horrible person.
Score: 5 in United States
This is the most hilarious thing I've seen to find excuses to feel sorry for oneself
Score: 6 in United States
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