I was sure this was a joke. It's too absurd not to be.

Damn, 12! I'm more oppressed than I thought!

Fuvk you, die scum

Become more involved with Islam and Judaism? Do they realize that if you believe a particular religion, that excludes you from being a part of another? Morons. If I’m Christian, I’m not going to become more Muslim to improve my intersectionality score, I’m just going to keep being a christian because being both is literally impossible. Religion is not just a culture, it’s a belief in a particular vision of the truth.

This is the stuff of the party who opposes Trump? Wow the media is a super propaganda machine.

Did Jussie Smollett create this site? Victim competition... Woo hoo!

At first I thought this was a joke. This is stupid

Gross bigotry

Feels good man

Wow!!! I am 99% more privileged than all of you! I'm going to stop by the country club on my way to the ski chalet this weekend!

why does this exist? for our amusement

What a stupid concept

9 Man that's 30 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.

I finally cracked the code. This is not a guide to "being a better ally" after all. It's a guide on how to become more successful.

According to the authors, all you gotta do to win the game of life is to be a white straight cisgender male with a lot of cash in his 20s, capable of speaking your countries native language and not have any physical abnormalities.
Obviously, you also can't win if you're not a devout Christian that gets a STEM degree while mocking jews and muslims.

It's all there, you can scroll up and test it yourself.
If you convert to Islam or Judaism, you'll be in a worse situation.
If you immigrate, sticking to your native tongue instead of learning the local one also impacts you negatively.
Changing gender also makes your life worse as does being anything other than straight.
As you scroll those bars left and right, I hope you come to the logical conclusion of what the authors wanted: Avoid as much as possible being part of any opressed group, it will make your life miserable. Go to church and work for money!

What an absolute pile of garbage.

I think this website underestimate the power of female privilege.

"how to improve your score"
im being oppressed so why would I want the number to go up? thats fucking ridiculous i work to improve my life why would I want to be more oppressed?

This is some pure bullshit. I can just be a bit more gay and become the oppressed.

Being Jewish/Muslim adds points, but being Christian removes points.

only a lefty could believe this idiocy

Wahoo! Suck it, great unwashed masses!

By abandoning all my catholic beliefs and values, and embracing radical Islam, and I jump WAY up the intersectionality scale.

Add to that the fact that I see myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body, and I’m now both solidly gay, and transgendered!!!

I’m also considering myself uneducated, because even though I have a masters degree, it’s in classic white-male-European topics (engineering). According to most progressives, that’s not an education at all, rather an indoctrination....

I’m feeling better and better about myself already!!!!!

Checking my privilege -- Yup, still there.

If being born in Russia is a privilege, then fuck you

This is a joke right?

Hahaha white privilege. Does not exist, just a label to incite

the creators of this are lunies with nothing serious to do

Got a 4. Hoping for a big bonus this year to get to 3.

I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.

fucking brilliant

Pah! 6

Leftists suck. Stop dividing you weak minded terds

privileged my ass. Trump is going to make whoever came up with this cry in 2020.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

“The best way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”

“Hating people because of their color is wrong and it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just wrong.”

But being white = negative 28 points LMFAO amazing

Biggest crock of shit I've ever read.

Sure are a lot of offended white people in the comments section lol

Thought it was a joke. Not sure now.

Intersectionality is a new religion where the original sin is being average and you must self flagellate eternally to appease those higher on the progressive stack.

I scored 10

Get on my level

This is damn absurd. Are you people even sane? Someone who had the idea to make it must be either great troll or mentaly ill person

Look upon me with ravenous envy you pathetic troglodytes!
I think I'll use Intersectionality as a viable excuse to let others speak so I don't have to mentor anyone and help them rise above their station.
Good luck comrades!

Make Orwell fiction again

Uses sliders because "people fit along a spectrum of identities", yet the numbers change as integers. LOL, fail!

Another attempt at social engineering by designing something that makes you guilty of you are white, straight, born in the US and a Christian.

This is the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve ever seen ? if you actually believe this garbage and base your life decisions off of it then shame on you.

I got a 1! Now how do I cash out and use my powers of oppression? Do I start waving around my white cismale organs (how essentialist!) and a Bible/cross in order to force oppressed people to do my bidding like a sorcerer? If I'm super privileged and there's nothing I can do about it, I might as well capitalize (yeah, that's right, capitalism is awesome) and make my mark. Look upon my works and despair, feminists!

Seriously, this is hilarious, whether a troll or not (hard to tell). Bravo.

Why 50% of Americans (Democrats) want to classify people according to their skin color and their genitals is beyond me. Hey you, you’re not a world-class violinist, you’re an oppressed black woman ! Hey you, you’re not a hard-working white guy, you’re a POS white male. Sick.

I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.

I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)

this is straight up bullshit

Wow, I am really privileged, but damn, why do I have to work so hard and stressful and why I am still poor? I wish I was less privileged and would receive more wellfare.

It's funny how you can so far to the left, you're end up to the right of the average racist kkk. Good job.

Stupid.

Just be a devout Christian. It gives almost a 30 point jump.

I'm a 5! I'm just going to have to try harder the next time I take the test to get rid of those last 5 points.

I scored a whopping 8 and I feel zero guilt about this so-called “privilege.”

"this site is a brilliant take down of the stupidest ideology since communism" -- new york times gender editor

I got a 4, meaning that I’m more privileged than 99% of others. Please type your Venmos below so I can give to everyone to atone for my sins

I took this test as one of the daughters of Barack Hussein obama, unquestionably the most privileged family on the planet. Even with the privileges of never having to earn anything in life, obscene, unearned wealth, blessings of mid-blowing hypocrisy, and unending social and monetary handouts, Malia scored a meager 61 score! Under this test's scoring, the most pampered girl on Earth is "less privileged" than 78% of the population! Hahaha! Sounds valid to me!!!

Privilege lies in health and attractiveness over social class and race. Historically, fertility and beauty has enabled one to marry higher in social rank. Shocking that hasn't been added here. Regardless, what is next, prejudice against the beautiful? It won't work. You can't defy biological science and consumerism is tied to what people desire.

I've been battling physical and mental illness for all my life, was close to dying during my early childhood while I was hooked up to medical equipment, was closer to dying during my teen years when my sickness made me self-destructive and alcoholic, and now I'm considering just ending this shitshow because there's no support or hope in my life... So where's my white privilege now? Where's my native born, middle class privilege now? Can I use it for something before everything goes under, or is intersectionality just a load of ideological trash that doesn't accurately reflect reality and the actual struggles people go through in life?.. Never mind the website just gave me anti-racist quotes as if my skin color automatically makes me an oppressor class and helped absolutely nothing; thank you for making the world a better place.

To be fair at least, it's admirable that they're keeping the more spicy comments up. Hoping that my venting stays up.

okay, so I have privilege (apparently) now how can I use it to my benefit?

By the Pope! Shut it down!

pure unadulterated bullshit

Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!

It’s good to see that stereotyping and judging people based on race and class hasn’t died off. It’s just changed it’s targets. If you think it’s okay, you’re not allowed to judge those who thought it was okay 50 years ago.

I might go suck a dick tonight to lower my privilege. Being bisexual makes me less privileged, right?

Wait . . . isn't the objective to be as privileged as possible compared with everyone else?

My score as a middle class, white, Christian women is 24. Beyoncé as a very rich woman do colour scores around 48. Seems to me I am not the one who shut down the Louvre for a day so my 4 year old daughter could experience it without them being disturbed. Ask yourself who has the privilege here. This is ridiculous.

Leftists are godless, and this is the ignorant work of their godless minds and hearts. 10. ??

This test is hysterical. Add a question and slider about how unicorn you are and that question would be just as real as the idea behind this whole test.

Intersectionality of 4; I'm also 6'7" and articulate, that's got to push me into negative numbers.

Where is the slider for how ugly you are???

I don’t see the problem with not being intersectional. Why can’t people be the way they want even if it’s a straight, white, male.

Unemployed, lonely and depressed.

Lol this is clearly a shitpost. This is fucking hilarious.

As a Chinese descendant living in New Zealand, I had no idea I am so under privileged. According to this, 82% of people are more privileged than I am. I should get a medal for having the heroic courage to even get out of bed every morning.

You could have just made a "I hate educated white straight Christian males" website and cut straight to the chase.

This tool does nothing but propagate HATE.

The Biggest CRAP test I ever saw. Only a Marxist intellectual would come up with something like this.

I got a whooping 5 points so I must be one of the most privileged in the world. Of course, if I were to call a coworker the "N" word, the "Q" word, or other non politically correct word, my white privilege would count for 0. But that's the way of the world.

I wonder why you don't add "gun owner" to the list.

I am a Indian lesbian trapped in a boy's body. I am emotionally handicapped and therefore did not fit in any school. My earn money by showing up on stage with progressive people.

I actually scored a 1

This website screams racism

This shit is rigged lmao

Wow, I’ve learned absolutely nothing other than the fact that victimization-culture is just like sex, it sells! And thanks to intersectionality theory, it’s now more lucrative than ever! Here’s to you, Fascist-Lefties! Don’t stop till everybody knows why they should hate themselves & everybody really hates each other! You’re So Woke!!!...Great job!!

Hell yeah privileged and somewhat poor I'm doing well I guess. Too bad I couldn't get into college for being white.lol what a load of shit.

This ranks up there with some of the stupidest things I've seen

I suffer from Christianophobia daily. Could you include this in your scale, it's very common.

This is the actual fabricated crisis.

This is a joke, right?

I am evil personified according to the militant left nut bags

I have never discriminated against another human being in my life. Do I like them all, no. Do I treat them all as children of god, Yes. Intersectionality is a made up word by people who wish to divide us into victims of some perceived irrelevant traits.

to overcome my privilege I identify as a black transgender muslim atheist with special needs. I've chosen Swahili as my new language and wear a burqa on weekends.

96th percentile wooo

Becoming more and more Jewish increases your privilege. What did they mean by this?

s this a fricking joke? Also 6 measly points between an able-bodied person and a disabled person, but more for the others. Let's be honest, no one with a visible disability worked on this... Didn't realise that job discrimination and hate crimes, not to mention the government trying to kill you was enough of an oppression.

that's some extreme sjw bullshit and i say that as a gay trans guy.

As everyone else here knows: this is meaningless. It's not whether a person is better or worse than another. I have no delusions of being victimized by society, despite a high intersectionality score, so to those who think that demographic x is better than y - I would encourage you to try to look at the issue from a more neutral position.

The first slide is just plain old racism against whites, that's baffling. You will explain me the privilege to be white in South Africa.
It must be trolling, that's too rich.