I'm a five. Too bad there wasn't a slider for being a Cuban exile, I'd a be a 1

Only 5%? I'm offended! That's too high! We need to go lower... ^^

So much fun!! I have a very skinny neck. Is that worth something?

Hilarious! Nice job with the site. Watch your traffic start to hockey stick on this one. :) awesome troll

Shockingly low score - looks like I'd better become a welfare bum.

So glad I am a straight white male born in the US who chose to educate himself and use that education as I aged to earn a good income to care for my family.

Very satisfying to get an oppressor score of better than 97%...
Penis envy, anyone?

Intersectionality = Absurd

Wow, pretty good!

WOOOO HOOOOO!! I’m a solid “5!!” There is hope for Western Civilization after all. Thanks intersectionality Score Calculater.

Get ready to be oppressed! All you 8's and 9's ... its time to be oppressed! You 11 and 12's ... I will show you intersectionality!

Can’t wait to tell everybody at the office that we need to start meetings with our intersectionality score tomorrow and from now on we’ll only let the poor uneducated Jewish Mexican trannies make all the decisions. After work we’ll all have to start engaging in same sex sex and hormone therapy down at the local mosque to help bump these numbers up. I’ll have to deduct 5 points for this comment so that I am now 100% oppressor.

Ah, satire is it? The Manhattan I just had must have clouded my discernment there... if this is satire, I love it. If it’s serious, well, I’ll reiterate my previous “f*** you!”

What an incredible pile of divisive horse sh*t. What MLK said about judging people on the content of their character? Yeah, you leftist/Marxist assholes obviously don’t have the intelligence or wisdom to have a clue what he was talking about.

My mother spent much of her childhood living in a chicken coop that was “converted” into a shitty “home.” But apparently, I’m “priviledged” somehow.

You can take my “5” and shove it right up your Marxist ass. I guess I just need to convert to islam, have a few “twelvesomes” with several men and animals of the same gender, quit my job, do a shit load of drugs, leech off of the productive people around me, and the I’ll get the “right” score on this moronic test.

F*** you.

If I scored any lower I would be Donald Trump!!!

Shit! I only got a 5! Guess I better try harder at oppressing everyone.

Yeah now i have a calculator to calculate how good my life is!!! Iam really not feeling any sorry for other people but I also dont treat bad because of my so called privallage accourding to this site :)

I'm such a privileged middle class white male, I can buy any house I want.
Oh, wait, there's a shortage and to easily get a home you've got to be a immigrant from some sub-Saharan or middle eastern country :/

I got a whooping 5 points so I must be one of the most privileged in the world. Of course, if I were to call a coworker the "N" word, the "Q" word, or other non politically correct word, my white privilege would count for 0. But that's the way of the world.

I wonder why you don't add "gun owner" to the list.

Damn, i cant get my score any lower unless i get more education and get richer. Im aiming for the leaderboard as nr. 1.

Alright! A 10! Me and Bo Derek. Oops, oppressed again. What's an imperialist to do??

this is straight up bullshit

Proudly privileged. My ancestors hard work allowed me to feel comfy. Too bad not everybody's ancestors worked hard or were as clever.

kom helaas niet verder dan 5, toch trots dat ik een witte man ben :-)

I got 5, yet have to express all my opinions under pseudonym lest i loose my job, children and social standing. Funny thing.

I'm a 5. I'm 72 y/o white heterosexual male living on Social Security (in rural East Tennessee). Factor my residence in and I would be a 1. So, why don't I feel privileged?

I was really hoping for a score of one, but I am not rich enough and not as devout as would like to be as a Catholic. I guess my circumstance comes with having served your country in the Army on operations, running a small business that struggles but gives employees a fair wage (often sacrificing my own income), paying my way with everything, refusing to succumb to health issues and so on. But, being a white, married heterosexual man with kids who was taught to fight for what is right, never give up and to respect and protect women, I guess my type deserves to be condemned by the whinging Leftist, gay, gender-bending atheists who want to be given everything and do nothing in return.

It's amazing how I'm so privileged, yet I still need to wake up at 6:30 in the morning, go to work, pay my bills and obey the laws. I must be doing it wrong.

I am a white oppressor living in Thailand. When I said born in Thailand I got a 5, when I said born elsewhere a 12. The computer is detecting where I am oppressing from, not where my oppressive parents chose to spawn me. Sad.

Hooray! 5!!!! Is this a great country or what?

BS masquerading as science? This why the social sciences have no credibility. By the way I'm Catholic, shouldn't that drop my score to 2 or 3.

This calculator doesn’t include disabilities like spaz, cripple or feminist. Sad.

I have a 2, did I win something?

What utter tripe - hope my taxes weren't used to fund this

So now we just compare scores and someone with more points can talk and tell me to sit down and shut up based on the color of my skin and not the qualities of my ideas? Awesome. Hell of a hierarchy you have there. Good luck with that , because I am not shutting up.

This is the biggest crock ever published on the internet.

Privileged & Proud to be a God Damned Free Blooded American!

Whow, I've got a score of 5. I'm more privileged than 93% of the people. This calculator screams calimero. Leftist shit. THis is what is wrong with (Dutch) society.

Being a devote christian in the Netherlands gives you more privilege than atheism. Come on.......
Anyway, I'm proud of my score, still some room for improvement (getting it lower).

Isn't this like golf? The lowest score wins?
There are so many other parameters to be oppressed on. Why so few?

I'm a whitey, so I know it won't be purty, but here goes . . .
LMAO! Society? Welcome, Mr. FIVE!
And eat my SHORTZ!

Born white, male, cisgender and able is a matter of genes, of which I had no choice at all. Born in the Netherlands was a situation (not a choice) of my parents, who speak Dutch as a first language, and so do I. No choices here. My higher education is a part of my choice of to study given the chances and opportunities. My intelligence is by the way largely a matter of genes and the right learning climate. Age is simply a fact: one gets only older, not younger. Religion is only a means of choice, a choice that unfortunately does not exist in Muslim nations. By the way: many Muslim nations are far richer than western nations, who is to blame here? The fact that I am richer than many Third Worlders is an opportunity I once took to go to study, work and make a career, as I could also decide to not study or work. I am not oppressing anybody, that’s an idea created by idiots: I just took the opportunities that everybody else has in my country. So it is just a matter of choices. In the Netherlands we have many MPs, mayors, politicians who are not Dutch born, but also many not Dutch born who do not take responsibility of the choices they made in the past and blame it on the people who are succesfull. Not on themselves. They victimize falsely. The Dutch in general are not racist, but many non Dutch born are: racist against Jews by their religion. Supported by dubious and corrupt leftist theories, there is a dogma that all men are born equal. Another, communist, dogma is that many people are oppressed and should be defended against their oppressors by their communist comrades, guided by their dictatorial, crypto-fascist parties. The mixture of these fraudulent, poisonous ideas can only result in genocide and must be stopped, for they are against human nature. People should learn form the communist mistakes, read George Orwell.

I got 4. Guess I should arm myself now...

I wonder why I'm still working for my money....

I wonder why I'm still working for my money....

Are we not men? We are Devo.

HAHAHA, what a fucking joke. You sick people that make up shit like this, do so only to make your talking points right. If you want success, get off your ass and get to work on doing something other than bitching, crying and blaming someone or something OTHER than yourself. Not everyone gets a ribbon, you don't always get to win, but you don't have to always lose. Stop being a pussy, looking to blame or force guilt. Complete disgusting garbage.

I'm a 5! I'm just going to have to try harder the next time I take the test to get rid of those last 5 points.

only 5?? this is fucked

How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator

I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?

This is about as ridiculous as it gets.

6! This is the ultimate troll job.

LOL, this is great! I did not know that I was so privileged! Must only because I am a straight white male. I suppose I do not work hard for what I want or have struggles in my life.

At least now I know that none of the success I’ve had in life has nothing to to do with my own skills and abilities. From now on I’m safe in the knowledge that everything will be pre ordained in my life.

I am disappointed with my score of 7. If I can get 5 points for activism, maybe change religion and then chop of a hand, can get a promotion?

I scored a 6 and have no apologies, I worked for everything I own and have.

My god, what a stupid, pointless bit of pseudo interactive agitprop. It’s nice to discover I’m extraordinarily privileged as I head out for my morning commute, to my job as a manual labourer installing swimming pools and marble tile for rich Asians who, apparently, have much less privilege than I. You’d never know it comparing their mansions to my apartment, but the sliders don’t lie.

Love it! I feel so lucky! And I will never apologize in the least.

This is insane

This tool is hilarious. In who's Alice in Wonderland imagination is a devout Christian (or Muslim or particularly Jews) more privileged socially? I wasn't aware that generally being considered hateful bigots who should be at best shushed into silence and at worst be removed from your jobs etc (and that is just in the western world, try being a devout Christian in many areas of the world such as Iran or North Korea - you won't be alive for very long). On a plus note, the next generation will see how utterly moronic and detrimental to society and human flourishing this kind of toxic ideology really is, and will turn back to their Creator as the foundation for the meaning and purpose of the one human race. Either that or Rome is about to be sacked again.

Wow it's real

I feel discrimated on this site. Also: in the netherlands my score (6) is not a privilege. e.g.: In more than one case my manager told me I could not apply for the job above me because I am a man. And yes it has really influenced my career negatively.

Outstanding! I scored a 6. It would have been lower if I were younger or in better health.

1488

What a joke.

litterally doesnt mean anything at all.

Haha ‘bout to go oppress some peasants!

What a joke! We live in meritocracy, snowflake. If you want socialism go live in Venezuela.

This is like golf right, where a lower score is better? I'm pretty sure a score of 3 is good. 99% "better" than everyone else, so that sounds pretty legit. Does this mean im entitled to money of some sort? Or does it mean the opposite. I can never remember with this intersectional stuff.....

This site is racist.

Think I oppressed people just by not dying in my sleep last night. Honk honk!

Being more Christian makes me more privileged? Has anyone paid attention to Trinity Western, Hobby Lobby, etc, let alone to the Christians in Iraq, Sudan, and other places around the world?

How does Islam rate less privilege? The religion literally rates Muslims above non Muslims and grants believers special privileges above non Muslims. Where’s the lack of privilege there?

Didn't realise I was so privilieged - when does my govt issued POC arrive please?

Oh my God I've scored 6....I must run and tell my Butler!!!!!

The difference in privilege, according to this calculator, between being rich and poor is 5 points. I am more privileged than Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey. Who new?

This is like golf where the lowest score wins, right? I put up a solid 7. Oddly, if my wife (who has everything the same as me) gets her doctorate, she will only get a 20.

What a load of horse shit

Oh yeah I got 6 time to 💪 Flex

I got a six! I am more privileged than 93% of...America, I guess? Idk.

God I have never been happier to be a straight white male

I'm so glad that I took this test so that I know I can oppress 93% of people simply because I'm a straight, white, Christian man who isn't a failure. I'll get right to oppressing minorities right away. Even your own stats don't even make sense with the agenda you're trying to push guys, come on. Then again, logic is probably oppressive too, right?

I dissented my score of 6.

Whoever made this should find a better hobby than comparing themselves to everyone else

Oh shit if my score is this low it then how do I get started on oppressing people?

This idealogy is deeply flawed. This is the mirror image of Nazism.

I was just about to ask if I win something for scoring 6, of course with privilege comes expectation, and then I saw that privileged jerk in Stover, MO score a 5, now I feel underprivileged!

Can't help but note how western-centric this evaluation is. Being Christian may bestow more "privilege" in the US, but I doubt that is representative of the experience of any Egyptian Copts.

I have a PhD in chemistry. Does this mean I have to check my cognitive privilege when dealing with morons?

I'm a trans-species asexual Mongolian vegan amputee with a speech impediment. This scale marginalizes me in all of my intersections. RAAACISST!!!

Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!

Well, off I go to oppress minorities.

I identify as a transgender black muslim atheist. I couldn't speak until I was 12 and that was in Swahili. English was forced upon me. What am I doing wrong.... I'm still not on 100?

My score is AOCs IQ...... 6.

I’m privileged to be American

"The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." Think about that...

I might go suck a dick tonight to lower my privilege. Being bisexual makes me less privileged, right?

My score is 8 where do I send the check ? Is it weekly, monthly or do I just sent everything I own now ? I of course will write my apology in the check memo line

Privilege is a good thing to be taken with grauditude and a sense of responsibility.