LOL. Is this a joke? Nobody could be dumb enough to take this kind of thing seriously? Could they?
Score: 4 in New Market, MD
Be the best you can be. Get educated and become a devout Christian.
My score is 8 where do I send the check ? Is it weekly, monthly or do I just sent everything I own now ? I of course will write my apology in the check memo line
I think Hitler would have loved this. He was the king of identity politics. So.....congratulations on separating humans.
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE TERRORISTS AND NEED TO BE ELIMINATED
Sweet 16! I don't know who granted me my privilege, but I owe them a fruit basket. To make your claim go to Helen Waite in my accountant's office.
I might go suck a dick tonight to lower my privilege. Being bisexual makes me less privileged, right?
Me workong till a point im not poor wont make me privilaged, got the job myself and im bustin my ass off
Score: 22 in United Kingdom
I'm so fucking oppressed, let me just tweet that in my iPhone with my beautiful house with wifi
Wow, by spending all my money and becoming gay and transgender my score changes dramatically, from 15 to 51!
"The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." Think about that...
Should i hate on myself having slightly colored skin?
Only male and female options are displayed. I find this offensive.
Score: 12 in South Africa
I’m privileged to be American
Score: 6 in Charlotte, NC
It’s good to see that stereotyping and judging people based on race and class hasn’t died off. It’s just changed it’s targets. If you think it’s okay, you’re not allowed to judge those who thought it was okay 50 years ago.
Where did I go wrong? I was hoping to attain a score of 1 or less. Maybe I should go and make more money! Maybe something in the line of global warming scaremongering, I know that made al gore a multi millionaire.
My score is AOCs IQ...... 6.
I identify as a transgender black muslim atheist. I couldn't speak until I was 12 and that was in Swahili. English was forced upon me. What am I doing wrong.... I'm still not on 100?
Indigenous doesn’t figure into the calculation? Choosing your “oppression” is privileged.
As a 6 I want to apologise to all those I oppress simply by existing. My white privilege is not my fault but my parents. I also blame them for being able bodied. I'm going to transition to black and see if that helps the oppressed.
2. Never knew Life was so easy!!
Score: 2 in Vine Grove, KY
to overcome my privilege I identify as a black transgender muslim atheist with special needs. I've chosen Swahili as my new language and wear a burqa on weekends.
5, Awesomeness is off the scale!
Score: 5 in Charlotte, NC
Yes! I am in the upper 90%! I have so much privilege! I think I’ll go oppress someone with my white male privileges. Maybe find a restaurant with a minority server to bring me food and drink!
I vote Conservative as well
Score: 13 in United Kingdom
I wish there was a way of telling how rich I am. Rich is a very subjective term. I mean I have a couple hundred thousand in savings and investments, but others have hundreds of millions. I suppose this is my cross to bear.
Score: 12 in Mountain View, CA
Your ‘goal’ is not to fight prejudice but to promote it through identity politics.
Stupid, pathetic and just plain evil.
The world is now dumber because if this.
If I believe in an imaginary sky fairy, I can go from a 14 to a 6.
Score: 14 in United States
Genius! Grievance Studies level funny!
Score: 13 in Los Angeles, CA
"The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." Most people are more privileged....where in the frick do you get your percentiles? You boneheads should move the AVERAGE to the middle, not skew your social justice wanker stats to demonize the top heavy ~privileged~ percentiles.
Score: 16 in Englewood, CO
My score is 5. If I really turn it on at work, however, and am careful with my investments and savings, I may be able to get my score down to a 3. I live in hope.
What bunch of identity politics bullshit.
This process is very faulty. It is impossible to analyse an individual with this tool.
Score: 52 in United Kingdom
What a crock of shit! Stop promoting victim mentality.
This is fun. I enjoy a good pat on the back.
Score: 9 in Farmingville, NY
Well you can not win them all haha
Score: 7 in United States
My family and ancestors were better at life than you.... THE HORROR!
Score: 14 in United States
It's all me!! I am guilty of oppressing those with higher scores! I will never sleep again. I'm so sorry, me culpa, my bad, I'm going to feel and act guilty for the rest of my natural life! (score:19)
Sincerely, a White European Educated Cis Female
Score: 19 in United States
What an absolute load of rubbish.
Apparently regardless of where you’re from as long as you’re “white” you’re automatically privileged. For people that preach freedom and equality they sure use a lot of collectivism and labeling.
So, speaking more than one langueage makes you less privileged...
Just found out im a solid ten. I always knew i was a monster.
Intersectionality is the soft bigotry of low expectations turned into a college degree and a dogmatic fascism. The smallest minority is the individual. All are created equal.
OMG. Need to get a drink to stop laughing
They don't have this sort of drivel and nonsense in Asia.
According to this test I'm probably some kind of major oppressor.
My score is gender fluid therefore I’m 0% privileged.
Well, off I go to oppress minorities.
I am brown educated Mexican who is perfectly bilingual and got a 10!! I guess I am am oppressor. Better me than you LOL
Oppression isn’t a game, it’s grossly distasteful to turn it into a point system.
Score: 57 in United Kingdom
This is an absolute crock of shit.
Im privileged AF. This is hilarious
Score: 5 in Lancaster, PA
I don't feel too privileged lol
Score: 10 in United States
What a great piece of bullshit. Social Justice Warriors need to be used as target practice.
Leckt mich, ihr Untermenschen.
I was born a white male but I identify as a biological female and also transgender person of color
As a liberal socialist I have two comments about this:
(i) It is actually quite funny.
(ii) I can't quite believe the number of you morons who don't realise that this is a bit of tongue-in-cheek satire, and not actually the vanguard of white-guilt-ridden 'libtards' and/or 'snowflakes' come to take your freedom and throw you to the gulags for being cisgender/white/christian/British, etc., etc. Jesus Christ if you lot are what we're up against I don't think there will be much of a problem.
Score: 45 in United Kingdom
Not my fault you all drew the short straw in life.
proud to be a devout jew and devout muslim at the same time
Score: 85 in New York, NY
I'm a gay, person of color, transgender, poor, muslim, disabled, and old person. Also less educated and born outside USA. I scored 82! Yahoo, I AM the MAN!!
Just what we've been waiting for! Even better than the racial classification boards under apartheid!
Score: 4 in Hummelstown, PA
LOL, This is crap. I’m 29 apparently.
Score: 29 in United Kingdom
God bless the USA, good for as many points for being male, but not even close to as many points as you get for being white. This survey is designed to perpetuate racism, sexism and classism Excellent work!
Score: 5 in United States
Why isnt fat one of the things. I'm so offended
Score: 5 in United States
Why is not being christian get intersectional points but being Muslim does also
Score: 92 in United States
I am not only white poor but was the only non drug user in a drug peddling family of northern hillbillies!
Score: 23 in United States
Atheists are also oppressed. Why doesn't your calculator reflect this?
Score: 39 in Albuquerque, NM
I am more privileged than 93% of others. What do I get?
I like that this poll does not consider what you think at all, 100% tribalism
Score: 1 in Carmichael, CA
It’s honestly so funny to me how angry people are getting. They’re calling this stupid and bashing others by grouping people (the exact point this is trying to make) and yet idk about you but I sure do see a score under they’re entries. ?
Woohoo im an opressor... Merica fuk yea
This is bullshit. My score was 16 and then I made your typical poor, uneducated, slightly disabled christian hillbilly profile and it was 10. I definitely, for *sure* feel more privileged than your average hillbilly
lol this method of point scoring, is beyond ridiculous.
I'm a cis male living and born in the uk, i'm bi, poor, disabled, with no religion, but i'm white, so.. that makes me privileged? I'll be sure to let the guy living on the street begging for change know his skin colour makes him more privileged, he'll be overjoyed.
Score: 35 in United Kingdom
woohooo.... brought up by a single mum on social welfare.....I want some of my white privilege. When can I collect?
I achieved a 98% oppressed rating, I admit I am flawed and maybe that is the reason why I didn't achieve the perfection rating of 100%. The goal of my life is to achieve the perfection of having a 100% oppressed rating.Then maybe I can walk with the likes of Gandhi or Obama?
I wonder if gaming the system gets extra credit points?
Score: 61 in United States
So being a rich minority makes someone more privileged than a poor white dude living in a rundown home who can barely pay his bills?
How... how does that work.
This was a great laugh. I'm a straight white Male yet I'm broke. Considering how theres scholarships just for not being whit, scholarships for not being straight, or cisgender, and scholarships for just being a female the cisgendered white man is the LEAST privileged.
Score: 97 in Albrightsville, PA
Straight white males are the most institutionally oppressed class of people in the entire first world. :bunch of clapping emojis:
But unlike you whiners we're gonna do something about it. :gun emoji: :person of color head:
Trash. The religion sliders totally ruin it. Where does other religious minorities come into this?
Score: 53 in United Kingdom
Who makes up these rules? Kindergartners? This whole thing is complete nonsense, and exists only to promote envy.
Score: 19 in Pearl River, NY
Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!
Score: 6 in Whitehouse, OH
44, hmm I don't think this thing is weighted too well. I know from my personal experience that my skin colour alone gives me way more privilege than this thing seems to account for. Yes I'm poor, disabled, female, older and not hetro also, but at least people don't assume horrible things about me based upon my skin colour, and my resume doesn't get rejected based upon my last name.
What a load of nonsense. Why are these the only criteria for consideration. There are an infinite number of ways that humans can differ from one another. Who decided that these are the differences that determine one's privilege?
So if according of the aggregated data on the side if the vast majority of people have privilege how is it a privilege again? Seems more like privileged is just jargon for normal.
Absolute rubbish. Fails to take neurodivergent folk and minority genders and sexualities who aren’t binary into consideration.
Score: 48 in United Kingdom
I'm clearly not good in critical theory
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
See quillette.com for discussion of gender & intersectionality with scientific citations.
I find it interesting that with a low score of 23, I have “more inherent privilege” than others... I was abandoned and homeless at 15....however, I changed my circumstances on my own, the hard way and have a great life bc of my hard work
Score: 23 in United States
I'm thankful that I'm judged by characteristics such as the color of my skin instead of the content of my character. It's just the way MLK intended. Wait a second....
Score: 22 in Harrisonburg, VA
Yes, privileged than 93% of others! :)
Score: 6 in Madisonville, KY
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