How can I be a devout muslim AND gay?
As a foreign, elderly. disabled, female, gay, transgender person of colour with low income and no education, praying to God, Allah and YHWH... I am deeply offended that there is still 5% that are less privileged than me.
Yeah, I'm the most priviliged person ever, suck it losers!
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet in awhile.
Score: 18 in South Beloit, IL
I scored a 4! Booyah! And here's the kicker. I actually like the person I am. I'm polite and generous and have a strong moral sense. Qualities I'm passing on to my (very white) children -- ALL 4 OF THEM. I'm also drumming into them a warning about all the intersectional nonsense. With a bit of luck and perhaps some help from God (I ask for help every Sunday at church), my descendants three or four generators hence will swamp the few SJWs still around. Being a gender-weird race-obsessed professional whiner is not likely to result in many kids, now is it?
And no, I'm not interested in "improving" my score, and certainly not by becoming a pervert.
Dear bigoted idiots, 6!! Not bad for a boy who grew up with an unemployed alcoholic father in a town of 800 people and 200 miles from Duluth. Have any of you ever been on food stamps/unemployment? I have. I want my privilege!
Score: 6 in San Diego, CA
Whow, I've got a score of 5. I'm more privileged than 93% of the people. This calculator screams calimero. Leftist shit. THis is what is wrong with (Dutch) society.
I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."
Score: 25 in Washington, DC
Set the sliders to the lowest score possible, and you will see who the left considers to be its greatest enemy.
Score: 1 in Altamonte Springs, FL
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
identity politics is just a made up game!! STOP THE BULLSHIT.
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."
What if I want to make it lower though?
What incredible divisive bullshit garbage this is.
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
I can't tell if this is satire or not
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!
Honestly, there is no use for people who come up with stupid shit like this in the real world. They have NO VALUE whatsoever. None.
Is this a joke? Privileged for what? For being a Catholic white male in Italy? What privilege is this? I'm simply a normal citizen in my own country.
How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum
This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.
I got a 5, Hot Damn!
I can't wait to start oppressing, I only wish I had known this earlier!
Score: 8 in Sacramento, CA
Turns out I have more privilege than I need. Willing to sell some or trade for something useful. Reply if interested. (Bitcoin accepted)
The difference between being...
rich and poor: +-5
younger and older: +-0
abled vs disabled: +-7
educated or not: +-4
straight or gay: +-10
male or female: +-15
cis or trans: +-7
white or not: +-28!!
Who decided these ridiculous weightings? When ideology poses as sociology, all you get is pseudoscience.
Score: 87 in Louisville, KY
The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.
Score: 3 in United States
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
1! And I guess that makes me the the boss. Everybody: in my office tomorrow at 10am sharp! (Ok, I lied about being ‘devout’ Christian)
Somehow I, a person of working class background from a former warzone am much more privileged than Barrack Obama; a wealthy former president of the most powerful country on the planet.
Looks like I'm pretty privileged. Can anyone tell me exactly what my privileges are? Do I get free appetizers at TGI Friday's or anything? Anything useful?
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
I am so brown, poor, muslim, gay, disabled, uneducated, old, and female, I am once again going to run for President of the USA... and this time I'll win!
This is about as ridiculous as it gets.
Score: 5 in Baltimore, MD
only a lefty could believe this idiocy
Score: 9 in United States
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass
The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...
Score: 52 in Beaumont, TX
Wow, I am really privileged, but damn, why do I have to work so hard and stressful and why I am still poor? I wish I was less privileged and would receive more wellfare.
The thing is, if it is an elaborate troll (as it probably is) it does that not by satire but but by truthfully showing what "Intersectionality theory" actually says. Brilliant expose of this loony postmodern guff.
Where is the slider for how ugly you are???
Score: 29 in Spruce Pine, NC
Why 50% of Americans (Democrats) want to classify people according to their skin color and their genitals is beyond me. Hey you, you’re not a world-class violinist, you’re an oppressed black woman ! Hey you, you’re not a hard-working white guy, you’re a POS white male. Sick.
Shouldn't there be a question about whether or not you're a crossing guard or traffic cop, or maybe are married to one? This is about intersections right?
You could have just made a "I hate educated white straight Christian males" website and cut straight to the chase.
Score: 8 in United States
This tool does nothing but propagate HATE.
Score: 6 in Ann Arbor, MI
Checking my privilege -- Yup, still there.
Score: 1 in Chapel Hill, NC
I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.
this is straight up bullshit
Score: 5 in Fort Worth, TX
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
This is toxic symptom of the SJW/Intersectionality disease. It used to be the radical Leftists who talked about who needed to be "first up against the wall when the Revolution comes"...I think the rest of us need to be looking hard at the people who spread this divisive filth.
Score: 14 in Waterloo, IL
I don’t see the problem with not being intersectional. Why can’t people be the way they want even if it’s a straight, white, male.
Lol this is clearly a shitpost. This is fucking hilarious.
I beg of you to take this site down for the good of all humankind. I dont even know where to begin but it suffices to say that if you have half a brain that functions, you dont take this seriously. Id be happy to explain why privately because I can single out your personal issues with my opinion rather than me having to form an essay on why this is bullshit.
However I will make a few points. This bothers me on a deep level. And I cannot believe this site in totally unironic. A few years ago this would be a complete joke!
1. You are completely ignoring what martin luther king said. Ill paraphrase: MLK said to judge people NOT on the color of their skin, but on the content of their character. So if im a black or white liberal, or a black or white trump supporter, it shouldnt hinder or bolster my opinion in any way.
(Example if I see a guy with alone with a hoodie in a 7 11 acting odd, I will be a bit uncomfortable, Black or white! Mind you if that person is black and I feel uncomfortable Ill be called a racist.)
2. This is over-generalized and you should AT LEAST put a disclaimer saying that these measures and calculations are extremely over-generalized, and are in no way indicative of
how privileged one is, simply due to the fact that you are disregarding all other major and minor factors in said persons life!
I got a whooping 5 points so I must be one of the most privileged in the world. Of course, if I were to call a coworker the "N" word, the "Q" word, or other non politically correct word, my white privilege would count for 0. But that's the way of the world.
I wonder why you don't add "gun owner" to the list.
I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)
Hahaha 11? I'll take that as a badge of honor. Eff progressive nutsacks
Intersectionality of 4; I'm also 6'7" and articulate, that's got to push me into negative numbers.
Score: 4 in San Antonio, TX
So lets see. Had to work for everything I have provided for myself and my family including my own education. Never felt "entitled" to my next breath. Had to build my own business and never given one dime for free. Choose to believe in God almighty. Fully support 'Legal' immigration. Never ever felt like victim or cry baby, even with two Purple Hearts. Love my family. Oh yea I'm white and the last slaves I NEVER owned were freed more than 250 years ago. I must be one horrible person.
Score: 5 in United States
I scored a 10, I am more privileged than 84% of others. HUM, it's 5 am and I'm leaving for work, LEAVING not just waking up. I'll be home from work in about 14 hours from now. Seems my privilege is over rated.........
Score: 10 in Englewood, NJ
Where is the slider for laziness versus willingness to work? I expect to get demerits for dislike of wishful or magical thinking.
Score: 7 in Pittsburgh, PA
This is Marxism in new colors - if searching for conflict, you will get conflict. Idiots simply refuse to understand that we are all different and will always remain different.
Many people believe (espeacially in Sweden) in this nonsense, and proving they are right by encouraging other believers, as in all sects.
This menatl virus is rapidly infecting government and corporations, as liberals have no inherent resistance to stupidity - they must tolerate everything, even if it kills them!
The Biggest CRAP test I ever saw. Only a Marxist intellectual would come up with something like this.
Score: 11 in North Las Vegas, NV
Oh Noes! I'm intersectionality 43 because I'm poor, bisexual, and female! What ever shall I doooo with myself? Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I won't bitch and complain about being "less privileged" than others while I make a life for myself by using my damn good looks and my smarts by going to college to be a doctor. Off of what money you say? Oh you know... Student Loans. Because I don't get to go to school for free unlike colored people. It's okay, I'll pay back my loans once I land that 6 digit job in 6 more grueling years. :) It's called hard work, not privilege. I am privileged to have a strong will, a good strong brain, and the passion to move forward no matter what life dishes out to me. Stop being oppressed and start doing something for yourself instead of depending on others who you claim are oppressing your dumb ass.
Score: 16 in Morgantown, WV
Christians are the world's most-persecuted religion....So WTH?
Wahoo! Suck it, great unwashed masses!
It is pathetic that people fervently believe in this crap. If this is a satirical site, it's very well done.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
By abandoning all my catholic beliefs and values, and embracing radical Islam, and I jump WAY up the intersectionality scale.
Add to that the fact that I see myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body, and I’m now both solidly gay, and transgendered!!!
I’m also considering myself uneducated, because even though I have a masters degree, it’s in classic white-male-European topics (engineering). According to most progressives, that’s not an education at all, rather an indoctrination....
I’m feeling better and better about myself already!!!!!
Score: 57 in United States
I’m here to oppress you let’s do this
Score: 4 in Bloomington, IN
Awesome. I got a 3! It's like golf right? What's par? (so privileged I even know golf terminology).
As a Chinese descendant living in New Zealand, I had no idea I am so under privileged. According to this, 82% of people are more privileged than I am. I should get a medal for having the heroic courage to even get out of bed every morning.
I love this test, it validates my hurt feelings, I feel entitled to compensation. I am as close to the top of the victim hood pyramid as it gets. When is my government going to make me rich. I want everything and I want it now. Stop oppressing me and shower me with free stuff.
So close to Maximum Oppressor Status with my score of 2. It's just a shame that I used my excessive privilege to serve in the military instead of going to Harvard.
Score: 2 in Nashville, TN
This is freakin awesome! I'm more privileged and 93% of ALL of the people in ALL OF THE WORLD!!! Who's going to send me my privilege card? I obviously need it since I'm not actually experiencing it. This site is a freakin joke.
Score: 6 in Bentonville, AR
I'm so privileged. Apparently I'm privileged to pay confiscatory taxes, support invading interlopers, tolerate socialist tyrants in congress, and all I get out of it is the pleasure of being only a four (4). Give me more money. Give me more years and I'll get that score down to something for which I can be proud!
"However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." What a bunch of crap
I am a 4. I guess I shouldn’t have studied hard and become successful.
I love the suggestion that we start every meeting giving our intersectionality score. That is a great way to facilitate cohesion to achieve a group goal.
Weighting votes based on past oppression is another excellent vehicle to foster social cohesion.
Wait, is this a parody site? I feel silly now. Well played!
What about IQ, looks, height, voice, athleticism, temperment, criminal record, health, family history, veteran status, party affiliation, networks,
Score: 72 in Arlington, VA
If you are a 95 year old and penniless and the target of elder abuse, then you are out of luck here it seems.
Wow, under "more stats" we see that New Zealand is on the brink of civil war apparently, so badly do the oppressors oppress the oppressed. Meanwhile back in India, home of the deplorably treated "untouchable" caste, everything is just fine and dandy.
Wow....now we basically have a dipstick to check how acceptable we are to lunatic left. I like how there are categories for being gay, transgendered, and then muslim - and your score increases if you are solidly all 3. Never mind that in muslim nations, being gay or transgendered gets you outcast, or cast off of a roof.
I scored a 3, but then I remembered how people like you developed the Nuremberg Race Laws to categorize people and what they did with those categories. That made me feel bad. Then I remembered B-17s and the 101st Airborne and what they did to people who like to group others like this and that made me feel a whole lot better.
Score: 3 in San Diego, CA
As a gay man I can say without any hesitation that the LAST thing I want is to have someone who doesn't know me trying to speak up for MY sexual orientation. the most homophobic people are the people who think their not and then give me lectures about how I am not getting along with 'others' because my sexuality isn't their pipe dream. I absolutely hate women who treat me like I'm nothing more than a Prada handbag they wave around as a form of virtue signaling. I'm not going to talk for other 'minorities' but really I don't see how all of them aren't telling 'intersectionalists' to go fuck themselves.
Score: 30 in Grand Junction, CO
The only thing more stupid than intersectionality theory are the people who take it seriously.
Meanwhile, the main users of this site appear to be conservatives competing with each other to get the lowest score. LOL
Score: 13 in Kingsbury, IN
Absolutely the best Internet joke since the Shakespearean Insult Generator...unless this is a serious attempt to recruit college professors, NGO executives, or Democratic Party candidates.
Proud conservative heterosexual white male Jewish American ..
Score: 14 in Gibsonia, PA
screw you and intersectionality
Score: 14 in Twin Lakes, WI
If being born in Russia is a privilege, then fuck you
Score: 54 in Russian Federation
Well, I guess I can kiss my chances of getting into Harvard goodbye!
Anti-white Racism of fake victims, I will never support any of their issues, migrants can stay in their own countries if they feel opressed here. Never heard such claims from actually skilled people from abroad.
Just checked my privilege and it's just fine. Scored a 4. Outfricken'standing.
Score: 4 in Pine Island, MN
I didn't realize how oppressed I was. Can someone tell me who is the blame for my problems?
Score: 14 in United States
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
My score is a 2, and it says, “You are more privileged than 100% of others!”
I’m very ambitious so I’m wondering if it is possible to improve my score even further?