I love this test, it validates my hurt feelings, I feel entitled to compensation. I am as close to the top of the victim hood pyramid as it gets. When is my government going to make me rich. I want everything and I want it now. Stop oppressing me and shower me with free stuff.
I am so brown, poor, muslim, gay, disabled, uneducated, old, and female, I am once again going to run for President of the USA... and this time I'll win!
I am a Indian lesbian trapped in a boy's body. I am emotionally handicapped and therefore did not fit in any school. My earn money by showing up on stage with progressive people.
Score: 97 in San Francisco, CA
How can I be a devout muslim AND gay?
I scored 12 points as a white privileged grown up.
As a poor coloured female old gay transgender devoted to Muslim, disabled and born elsewhere without any education yet Dutch is my 2nd language, I score 97points. I have no privilege at all. Yet the Dutch government keeps on financing me.
Only Jews are off worse.
What a joke this world we're living in.
Waarom is deze site in het Engels en niet gewoon in het Nederlands? Oh wacht, Nederlands is een koloniale racistisch taal
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
This is a religion in its own right, a completely bigoted, ignorant and inhuman way to measure your fellow human beings.
Score: 96 in United Kingdom
My Ouija Board says you are full of shiite...
Score: 96 in Kennewick, WA
About as scientific as a horoscope. Wouldn't that be a fun section in the newspaper? Integrate it with meteorology. "Today is gonna be a hot day. So all you fat people and muslim women, be aware your oppressed index just went up"
What a bs ... according to this The majority is more privileged than I am. Should I feel discriminated now? Stop this, stop the self pitty and get a life. You only have one. Don’t waste your time on this nonsense.
I'm 100% Jewish and 100% muslim. Sounds legit
This has to be the dumbest most bigoted thing I've seen today. What group of losers built this?
As a foreign, elderly. disabled, female, gay, transgender person of colour with low income and no education, praying to God, Allah and YHWH... I am deeply offended that there is still 5% that are less privileged than me.
I always knew I would win something been the gayes gay in the village
"69% of others are more privileged than you" - I'm somewhat disappointed, lol
I guess I'm just hopeless.
Now where do I apply for a resident permit, social benefits, and my AJW card?
Whahahaha. See here the complete and utter bankrupcy of the whole intersectionality movement (and with it, most of the "soft sciences" by now, it's a cancer) in one easy "web app". FYI, it's overly complicated. You really only need one single slider. It goes from "normal person" to "whiny bitch". That would at least neatly sidestep the rather horrible sanctioned discrimination on the bases of race, gender, belief, and whatnot else, that you're promoting here. That's right, "intersectionality" is nothing but complete and utter racism in a virtue signalling sauce. But still racism at its core. By promoting this you're making the world a little worse, certainly no better. Something to be proud of, eh.
Scored a 1, the world hates me
Scored a 1, the world hates me
By sliding everything to the right you still can't get past 95% loser. Who the hell are the other 5 % ??
I'm still sane and straight, so my score was fairly low.
I think being a straight, white, male, christian, should get more points because they are the most hated by the other, "more oppressed" groups. The least points should be more like a medium gay, slightly brown, female, jew.
Score: 95 in North Wales, PA
oi vey 88% of people are more privileged than i, now i need to run outside and bitch about how oppressed i am to everyone on the planet.
take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
BTW, I made up my answers to gain awareness regarding the scorekeeper because I refuse to play this game.
Score: 93 in Panama City, FL
Whoever wasted their time creating this garbage read "Animal Farm" but didn't understand it.
Score: 93 in Panama City, FL
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
Thanks Intersectionality Score!
Now I have your much needed approval and found out I score 6, making me more privileged than 93% of peasants, I mean people, I'm off to oppress the proletariat. Happy Birthday to me.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
Boom, 3. Wait, why does it go up to 12 if I identify as aetheist? Thank god for god.
Oh and... I'm not "cisgender". I'm a man. I will never describe myself as "cisgender". I'm a man.
Score: 3 in United Kingdom
11! That can't be right: my dominatrix wife oppresses me all the time! I demand a recount!!
Why does age and disability have such a minor effect on the score? I’m sorry but a serious disability has a much bigger impact to someone’s “ability to get ahead” than simply gender let’s say. Many disabled people can hardly leave the house or need full time care. Same goes for age - what about my 70 year old father who can barely walk 5 steps anymore, is it really easier for him to get ahead than my wife, a successful entrepreneur?
Score: 87 in United Kingdom
The difference between being...
rich and poor: +-5
younger and older: +-0
abled vs disabled: +-7
educated or not: +-4
straight or gay: +-10
male or female: +-15
cis or trans: +-7
white or not: +-28!!
Who decided these ridiculous weightings? When ideology poses as sociology, all you get is pseudoscience.
Score: 87 in Louisville, KY
score 48. Really not privileged.
Score: 48 in United Kingdom
The lower the score the bigger loser in life you are.
Score: 15 in Old Bridge, NJ
Victimology. Anybody can play this game.
Score: 82 in Longmont, CO
Wow, I love that I have the privilege to unwillingly fund government programs for a bunch of ungrateful parasites. I can't wait to divest myself of this unearned privilege.
As they say “Je suis bien dans ma peau”.
In order for me to lower my score, I will have to become a Christian. Thank you for the information as I do everything in my power to piss off the authoritarian left every day of my life. Thanks to this site, I now know what more I can do.
Score: 82 in Pleasant Hill, CA
I identify as a house cat. Please add this feature.
Score: 82 in United States
Your intersectionality score: 81
86% of others are more privileged than you
Share your result!. ! I need human right lawyer to fight White Privileged for me.
Score: 81 in United Kingdom
WooHoo! Great score 8. Hey? What's par on this course?
Score: 76 in Colorado Springs, CO
Ok so how does a slider possibly work for the "white" "person of colour" line? What does the far end of "person of colour" mean? This "calculator" is really dumb.
Fuck your identity politics and all the "LHBTQ..blabla" clown(s) involved!
What about IQ, looks, height, voice, athleticism, temperment, criminal record, health, family history, veteran status, party affiliation, networks,
Score: 72 in Arlington, VA
Hilarious! If you have a sense of humor.
I got a 10. Should I feel guilty about something? Sorry but I don't feel guilty about anything.
This test seems a bit racist but whatever
Score: 68 in New York, NY
Interesting, the stats here show the most oppressive group is English-speaking male. Are you sure it's not straight white male? Did this site just unlock a big secret that the social justice warriors haven't figured out?
WOW i got 100! i am more oppressed than the rest of you privileged vermin. Stop and relinquish all your assets and privilege. The only way you can be free of your sins is by giving me all your money. Remember if you are white cis males you now have to be me my slave. I am the winner of the oppression olympics you pathetic dweebs. All deviance I partake in is now justified peaceful protest. I am free!
Haha i got an 8! take that suckers! Y'all unprivileged losers should bow down to my privilege. Simply by having a better intersectionality score I am better than you! thanks feminism, you have allowed me to reap the world muahhaha
Hilarious.... So I would score better points by converting to a religious cult, giving all my hard earned money away and fucking around with as many people of as many sexual orientations possible ?!? Is this a parody ? Seems like a variable of marxist deconstructivism to me, cooked up by some nutcase who belongs in a straight-jacket (I'll bet he/she/it will receive extra points for that too.....!)
wgat an incredible hatelist with dito options... creator is mentally sick, not ill, just plain sick.
This is an awesome tool! Thanks for creating something like this - unfortunately, some people like to believe there are no implicit bias so they can continue to believe they are where they are in life (read: low score) because they worked hard.. not because they had the chips stacked in their favor (read: low score!). you guys rock - i'll be sharing this everywhere!
Score: 3 in San Diego, CA
I was suprised I scored so high (63) as I have never identified as marginalized...thanks white suburban up bringing for the koolaid. Ready to do more in my community.
Score: 63 in United States
Finally getting the recognition I deserve. Now if the rest of the world wakes up and makes me Emperor I'll be all set
Score: 61 in New Baltimore, MI
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
Lol this is clearly a shitpost. This is fucking hilarious.
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
I laugh at this tool of a tool. Leftist lunacy. Even with my pretty high score, I would refuse to accept any identity-advantage over another human being
I am just taking a guess but is it that White folks object to their privilege being revealed? Here is something to think about. Yes you may have had a hard life, BUT your race is not one of the reasons why it has been hard.
I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.
This is such a low quality metric for measuring the world.
Score: 58 in United Kingdom
By abandoning all my catholic beliefs and values, and embracing radical Islam, and I jump WAY up the intersectionality scale.
Add to that the fact that I see myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body, and I’m now both solidly gay, and transgendered!!!
I’m also considering myself uneducated, because even though I have a masters degree, it’s in classic white-male-European topics (engineering). According to most progressives, that’s not an education at all, rather an indoctrination....
I’m feeling better and better about myself already!!!!!
Score: 57 in United States
As a Chinese descendant living in New Zealand, I had no idea I am so under privileged. According to this, 82% of people are more privileged than I am. I should get a medal for having the heroic courage to even get out of bed every morning.
If being born in Russia is a privilege, then fuck you
Score: 54 in Russian Federation
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
Problematic criteria...”cis” is a weaponised bully word and only high-functioning paraphilias (same sex/species) are included.
I got an ugly face, why do I not get a slider?
Please delete the site, you are humiliating your selves and demonstrating the flaws in your thinking.
I think there should be a category for Native American.
Score: 55 in United States
Do you get more points if you're a child molester? murderer? How about if you stepped in a puddle, and got your shoes all muddy? What if you have a higher education, But you're still dumb?
Score: 55 in Columbus, OH
This rating system is biased against me because of (in order) my skin color, sexuality, gender, income, age, education, and religion. Welcome to the new racism, sexism ... totalitarianism.
This site is golden. I hope the developers push it even further to show the paradoxical aspects of this theory.
Got a 4. Hoping for a big bonus this year to get to 3.
Score: 54 in Rockland, MA
Your intersectionality score: 6rnYou are more privileged than 90% of others!rnrnIf by privileged you mean RATIONAL and REALITY based.
Score: 54 in Fairforest, SC
As someone with a high intersectionality score (80% of others are more privileged than) I would just like to say that this test is extremely oppressive and racist.
I bet a privileged, white, college-educated individual made this test. It shows!
I’m confused. According to the race slider, the darker you are the more oppressed you are? Is that saying that other minorities (Latinos, East Asians, etc) are less oppressed? This is dumb. You can’t just assign a numerical value to oppression.
Score: 64 in United States
Aw dammit, I got an 8. Maybe because I'm half Jewish and not rich or religious. This test is asinine.
Score: 8 in Arlington, VA
What a fucking joke. Privilege is a fucking excuse for losers to stay where they are in life and stagnate. And Intersectionality Theory is a (not so)clever ruse to manipulate the susceptible for the purpose of overthrowing the last remaining vestige of liberty in the world.
Fuck the left.
Cisgender isn't even a real word.
Score: 53 in Cedar Park, TX
According to this I'm an big oppressor getting only a score of 8. Most of the results mostly comes from unchangeable facts about me. Secondly my desire to educate myself and an ambition to stay in shape. Am I to understand that a higher score makes a better person? How does this test not prejudge me? If equal opportunity is the goal, this is not the answer.
If you are a 95 year old and penniless and the target of elder abuse, then you are out of luck here it seems.
Wow, under "more stats" we see that New Zealand is on the brink of civil war apparently, so badly do the oppressors oppress the oppressed. Meanwhile back in India, home of the deplorably treated "untouchable" caste, everything is just fine and dandy.
The thing is, if it is an elaborate troll (as it probably is) it does that not by satire but but by truthfully showing what "Intersectionality theory" actually says. Brilliant expose of this loony postmodern guff.
Perhaps everyone should be made to wear special digital badges indicating their level of privilege/oppression by colour and shape which also send out a privilege alert to nearby app users so they know how to avoid being accidentally oppressed. Plus their privilege scores could feed into their social score, like in China, that well-known free and liberal society. That way excess privilege can be flagged up and used as a justification for sending someone to the gulag education facility to have it checked professionally by social engineers who will all be hand-picked by Linda Sarsour
This is high level humor right here.
Score: 50 in Murfreesboro, TN
The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...
Score: 52 in Beaumont, TX
Outrageous. I despise you, leftists for how you devide US and try to turn one American against another. You will pay for the damages you do to our country, society, and Constitution.
Score: 49 in Granite Bay, CA
This is one of the stupidest most ridiculous things i've seen.
Score: 51 in United States