Can i get a t-shirt with my score? Also this number would really help sort resumes when hiring people.
Wahoo! Suck it, great unwashed masses!
What is most distressing and pathetic about this is that this lunacy is firmly entrenched in universities and gaining legitimacy (such as it is) in mainstream discourse, well in the media and the left...but I repeat myself. If white Europeans have any reason to feel some sense of "privilege" perhaps it is because they created and built the world in which we live today, with the occasional contribution of other cultures...occasional.
Unemployed, lonely and depressed.
Awesome. I got a 3! It's like golf right? What's par? (so privileged I even know golf terminology).
"more privileged than 100% of people" Jesus you've got to be kidding me. Good for laughs one or two times but useless beyond then/
Score: 1 in Charleston, SC
So no sliding scale for veterans and those who served their country, nation and citizens?
I scored a 5, but my perception of rich vs poor maybe invalid?? I think I am rich, because I can afford a roof over my head and food on the table. Better yet I can have a beer on weekends, with friends. So according to the 'do gooders', I believe that makes me rich and privileged!
I am more privaledged (ie. better) than 100% of others (pretty sure that doesn't math good).
I always knew I was the best. Everyone else can suck it while I enjoy the fruits of being more priviledge. Such as:
-paying higher taxes so that those less priviledge can receive money that I earned
-I when I was in school and now my children needing better grades and more extra curriculars than their peers to get into the same schools
-having to compete for jobs against people who get 'bonus points' for just existing
ain't privilege grand...
Score: 1 in San Mateo, CA
While I may be a 30 year old Christian straight white dude born and living in CA, I identify as a poor, 88 year old, one-legged African Jewish Muslim Christain ladyboy born in Cambodia who grew up speaking Ancient Greek.
So I get a solid 96 because I am so intersectional. Unfortunately being Christian cost me 4 points, otherwise I would be a solid 100.
Score: 96 in San Mateo, CA
Only a complete IDIOT believes in the myth of "white privelege". If it's real, where's mine? I scored THREE but nobody gives me anything. I have to earn it all by myself. I studied, I learned, I worked hard to get what I have, and at no point did anybody GIVE it to me. So tell me again how it's privelege? I've also never held anybody else back from any opportunity to succeed the same way I do.
Score: 3 in Satellite Beach, FL
Too bad about the age score, which left me to be only among the 3% most privileged. That and not attending church on a regular basis. Maybe my kids (yes, males) can reach a perfect score of zero if we skip the karate class on sunday morning and go to church instead
Loving my privilege. I've checked it, and I've still got it, baby.
Score: 1 in South Windsor, CT
Why being more educated makes you more privileged?
I got a 7, if I die young I might get a higher score.
What a crock of socialist shit
Score: 1 in Westville, NJ
I reckon 13 is pretty good, but I could do better. Weird, I don't feel privileged!
Just think that all history has been necessary to create such a supreme master. This is grand!
Is Hispanic considered White, like it is for census? Also, is Rich being weighted on a global scale? If so, I got a 1.
Score: 1 in United States
All sliders to the left with the exception of younger-older(middle) and devout Christian(right). Bingo, you are number 1. Maximum baloney.
Score: 1 in Anchorage, AK
Hmmmm, born in Canada vs not born in Canada is a sliding scale?
Can I be 43% born in Canada?
Liberalism is a gimp suit for your mind.
Awesome! As I've worked my entire life and never had a hand out or apology, I assume it's Inversely proportional to the overall benefit to society.
Set the sliders to the lowest score possible, and you will see who the left considers to be its greatest enemy.
Score: 1 in Altamonte Springs, FL
Found a victim score-o-meter! Pay up filthy middleaged-white-cis-male-native-christians! ....
This test is the definition of racism and phobism.
Yeah, I'm the most priviliged person ever, suck it losers!
1! And I guess that makes me the the boss. Everybody: in my office tomorrow at 10am sharp! (Ok, I lied about being ‘devout’ Christian)
I feel discriminated against on so many levels. My life is now horrible and I will forever adopt the role of victim. That gives me a 90 point bonus, right?
*eye glowing intensifies* *final form assumed*
Score: 1 in United States
Intersectionality is just glorified discrimination.
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
With everything else the same, you can go from 1 to 16 just by moving the slider to female.
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
My score is a 2, and it says, “You are more privileged than 100% of others!”
I’m very ambitious so I’m wondering if it is possible to improve my score even further?
I scored 2 but I’m pretty sure if I could move those sliders more to the left I could have had a zero.
I'm a straight white Christian male and I'm proud of it.
Score: 3 in Southington, CT
Liberalism is a mental disease
So close to Maximum Oppressor Status with my score of 2. It's just a shame that I used my excessive privilege to serve in the military instead of going to Harvard.
Score: 2 in Nashville, TN
I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.
NananaboobooIGotTwo. Its a secret club you know. Better than a AmEx Black Card. We have robes and everything. Oh, and your not invited.
3! And I'm even 1/16th American Indian!
Score: 2 in Waterbury Center, VT
I scored a 2. Thank goodness I’m not an awful evil 1!
2. Now go make me a sammich.
Score: 2 in Tewksbury, MA
Yay, 2! Bow for me, you peasants!
Oh wait, I'm a sad single nerd who has never had a relation...
This could also be known as the Oppression Olympic Score calculator.
Score: 2 in Alpharetta, GA
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
"The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." I suppose it was too much to expect from the purveyors of this non-sense that their analysis wold be anything but...nonsense. and 75% of drivers in sweden are above-average...
This is awesome. I got a 3 and feel liberated. I'm disappointed I did not get a 0, but I guess that's okay. Now I need to go and find people to oppress. Maybe I'll fire all my staff that are non-white and religious.
So if I’m the most privileged group in America (Jewish), then my intersectionality goes up and makes me less privileged? Literally what?
Score: 3 in Washington, DC
how are jewsess privileged than Christians? Jewish people are more successful by every metric.
this score calculation was definitely made by a Jew
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Now THIS is a funny website!!!
I'm a rich, straight, white, devout Christian male born in the USA. Whoohoo, 3 is the lowest score I've seen here!
Score: 3 in Somerville, NJ
Welp. 3 privelege points for me. Please, punish me for getting lucky at birth and making good choices. I sure wish I wasn't so normal.
Score: 3 in Oconomowoc, WI
How do I get a 1? I think 3 is underrated. Piss off with this pseudoscience garbage.
Score: 3 in United States
I scored a 3, but then I remembered how people like you developed the Nuremberg Race Laws to categorize people and what they did with those categories. That made me feel bad. Then I remembered B-17s and the 101st Airborne and what they did to people who like to group others like this and that made me feel a whole lot better.
Score: 3 in San Diego, CA
Sweet, a 3!
Advice for anyone to that takes this seriously, here's some advice: study and work hard, be kind to people, and learn a profession that serves to help people in some way. Your life will end up far better than those who focus on these kinds of issues and are offended by everything. (Also, me and most normal folks of all races and sexes will likely never want to hire you!)
Score: 3 in Philadelphia, PA
You forgot Twinscrimination. As a former twin ( I identify as trans-single) my existence was marginalized by constant comparisons to another individual. I am my own person! This site fails to define that so I will crawl into my safe zone to recover.
And here I thought, when I got my electrical engineering degrees 40 years ago, that I did it because I was tired of being poor. Little did I know that I did it so I could oppress 99% of everyone else in the world. Should I have remained ignorant and poor so I could be more of a victim? Would that have been a better way to spend my life?
Then there's this brilliant suggestion from the creators on how this score could be used: "In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportional to ones intersectional score." Oh yeah, I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with that. I guess that's what you get when ignorance is considered a virtue.
Privilege is like food, not everyone gets it
Score: 3 in Round Rock, TX
I got a 3 so I can only improve my score by a couple more points. Maybe I will revisit the rich score and compare it to world figures. 9 of 10 Americans are above the global median income so if you are in the US you should be on the rich side.
Score: 3 in United States
Wow. Was this site produced by The Onion? I'm glad some people use this to justify their marginal work ethic and success. Blame other and take no personal responsibility. Sounds like progress. Lets protest vs going to work. From each according to their ability, To each according to their needs (and race, sexually, & religion). Karl would be proud.
Score: 3 in Gulf Breeze, FL
So if I consider 'Born in Australia' to be interchangeable with 'Born in UK' I get an 8 (88%). Go me. I don't see the problem - clearly all problems can be solved by the oppressed merely by fiddling with the sliders. Problems solved.
Score: 8 in United Kingdom
How do you score less than 3?
I got a 3, now that's great news. I guess all my hard work is paying off. Maybe just maybe you folks with high scores should, Hmm I don't know get off your ass and work harder.
No veteran status?
Sitting on your throne of civilian privilege whilst we fight and die for you.
Score: 3 in United States
Truly Marxist framework - tiresome...
I scored a 3. so growing up in a poor rural area and working hard to put myself through college fighting forest fires, with zero financial assistance from family or government programs constitutes extreme privilege. What b.s. I'll tell you what two factors are most important: being in the u.s. and being raised by a hard working diligent mother and father. period. Everything else flows from that.
I scored a 3, but if you had a "How many guns do you own?" slider I could have gone negative.
Score: 3 in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA
You people that promote this toxic ideology are mentally ill or just plain evil. Probably both.
Score: 13 in Louisville, TN
This scoring system is offensive to the #everylivesmatter movement. Prepare for war!
I am the antichrist of intersectionality!
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.
Score: 3 in United States
Good to have my moral, physical and intellectual superiority confirmed by this independent scientific institute. Sarcasm mode off.
HAHAH!! I HAVE EVERYTHING!! ALL YOUR INTERSECTIONALITY ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
uh, so I scored 3. So very humbled. I will hereby and henceforth gladly renounce all of my 99% privilege.... to have just a little bit more. MUAHHHAHAHA...
The more whites, the fewer underprivileged, so everyone should become white. That's what this site says. Excellent advice!
It is my privilege to be assaulted for my race in middle school. It is my privilege to be denied unemployment benefits by people who hate me. It is my privilege to have my food spit in for simply looking the way I do. It is my privilege to be constantly told that I am a bad person and that I just need to die.
But this didn't have a slider for how sexy you are. Bad test
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
Totally not valid without accounting for peanut allergies.
Do I have the opportunity to subtract 5 points from my score for activism against this nonsense?
Score: 3 in Wake Forest, NC
3! I live to plunder, to crush my enemies, and have them driven before me, to hear the lamentations of their women. Pffft. Not. As if.
Score: 3 in United States
3, that means I win, right? Like in golf? Hey, South Africa! I ran a test, to get to 100, you must be devout Muslim and devout Jewish. You must hate yourself.
Nice.. 3... viking with brains.. still invincible... any other good people? We should unite and roam globe together...
This is a test that essentially determines if you're insane or not.
How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum