I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
What about IQ, looks, height, voice, athleticism, temperment, criminal record, health, family history, veteran status, party affiliation, networks,
Score: 72 in Arlington, VA
Sweet! Where can I collect my white privilege?
This test is just disgusting.
Score: ? in New Hyde Park, NY
This website is racist as hell
Score: 8 in United States
And the left thinks we’re discriminating
Score: 29 in Santa Monica, CA
Wounded in combat. Raging PTSD. In remission from addiction. Formerly homeless. Life in shambles after Iraq. Deemed 100% disabled by the VA. But somehow this quiz is able to make a sweeping generalization about my “oppression index” based upon my color, my sexual orientation, gender identity, and religion/ lack there of? Sounds similar to another vile ideology.
It’s hard to get behind the idea that oppression of all these groups is such an issue when “calculators” like this exist. True oppression wouldn’t allow for conversation like this to occur, or for voices to be heard. This is just a bizarre pathological desire to be different and feel victimized.
6! This is the ultimate troll job.
Score: 5 in Rock Island, IL
"How can I improve my score?"
This statement implies that a higher score is better. Why is it better? Why is being White, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Middle-Aged, and Christian bad? Things like this make me absolutely disgusted by the state of today's racist, bigoted left.
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
Nothing says, "eliminate prejudice," quite like assigning an arbitrary number ranking for you to be judged by. And if you dont like your number, you can always turn gay or convert to a whole new religion. Why base job promotions on skill or merit when you can use an arbitrary number calculated using imagined slights or grievances? And dont forget, this isnt just about equality, it's about money too! If you're an oppressor, just straight up hand a bunch of cash over to a brown person to make things equal; It's the only thing that makes sense!
I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...
So I’m wrong for being white, male, straight, trying, working hard, paid attention in school and put in the hours where others chose not to?
Score: 6 in United States
Possibly the biggest load of shit ever taken by human means
Score: 96 in United States
this is hilarious, I'm having a hard time convincing myself it isn't satirical...
Score: 58 in Waterbury Center, VT
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet in awhile.
Score: 18 in South Beloit, IL
I feel as a white straight Christian male I encounter more racism than you could believe.
Set the sliders to the lowest score possible, and you will see who the left considers to be its greatest enemy.
Score: 1 in Altamonte Springs, FL
How low does your score have to be to have you sent to the goulag?
Score: 10 in Fairfield, CA
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
Dear bigoted idiots, 6!! Not bad for a boy who grew up with an unemployed alcoholic father in a town of 800 people and 200 miles from Duluth. Have any of you ever been on food stamps/unemployment? I have. I want my privilege!
Score: 6 in San Diego, CA
I was bullied all of my life for being Jewish, my parents are divorced, and I'm low middle class. And I get a 14. Good job Liberals... Really progressing society.
My score is 9, I'm more privileged than 82% of the population. Hooray! I get the "privilege" of supporting all those people less "privileged" than me!
Score: 16 in United States
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
I’m a 6. So I am better than 93% of all of you. Eat it!
Score: ? in United States
Yes, I am a regenerate Christian, which makes me infinitely privileged. Thank God!
Score: 10 in Danville, IL
"Some people even advocate giving more opportunities and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power. In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportion to one's intersectional score. For example, someone with an intersectional score of 60 would get twice as many votes as someone with a score of 30. This would produce a more inclusive outcome and improve overall diversity."
So you'd be in favor of determining what promotions, wages, and political power individuals obtain based on the the color of their skin, their genitals, their sexual orientation, and their religion? I have to say, that's just goddamn terrifying. You people can take your discriminatory ideology of postmodern Marxism and fuck off with it.
Score: ? in Knoxville, TN
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
This is run by democrats. It's stupid and divisive. Im Mexican and 1st gen. Im voting Trump again .
World: end prejudice
Also world: check your self persecution score!
Score: 96 in United States
This can't be real. This is too ridiculous even for Democrats.
Score: 21 in Saint Cloud, MN
So You quote MLK on hoping his kids aren't judged based on the color of their skin on an app literally judging people based on the color of their skin?
Score: 100 in Seattle, WA
An absurd joke for those who value their victimhood.
Score: 5 in United States
This is freaking hilarious. It's hilarious because you KNOW that there are plenty of loony college students in their 10th year of Gender Studies with a minor in Lesbian dance theory that believe this is a serious website.
This is a parody, right? No adult can take this stuff seriously.
Score: 16 in Myakka City, FL
I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."
Score: 25 in Washington, DC
To the guy that said "I love triggered this makes white people haha. It’s bout time somebody callin whites out on they bullshit" Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.
Score: 3 in Bossier City, LA
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
I've always considered myself a liberal, but this is disgusting.
"You can give exclusive opportunties and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power."
You mean I should leave jobs empty and undone until a qualified person representing a smaller slice of humanity than average emerges?
"Can I use this calculator on others?
Thanks for making it so easy for me to judge others!
"...having a high intersectionality score doesn't completely immunize you from being called an oppressor."
So I'm responsible for what other people call me and accuse me of?
Seriously, fuck you guys.
Score: 62 in Columbus, OH
Holy shit. Just saw this on some site. Now I can judge people based on some non-scientific scoring profile just like a bad human being!! Thanks LGBTQ community, thank you for giving me the tools to be a shitty person!
I’m a 100!! A poor uneducated disabled trangeredgered gay devout Jewish Muslim. Female born in Guadalajara who speaks little English. Thank Yahweh/Allah for spellcheck or you probably couldn’t read this.
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
I thought this was a parody site...guess I was right.
Score: 9 in Milwaukee, WI
nothing says dumb quite like celebrating your imagined oppression
Its interesting to me how you always hear the left calling the right racists and nazis and bigots, but they are the ones who want us to choose who to employ based on race, religion, sexuality, etc. All they have to do is call it “intersectionality” and its magically not discriminatory anymore. How smart.
Steaming pile of liberal bullshit! Elizabeth Warren has has a score of 28 (I'm 32), after all, she is a white woman with a boatload of cash, and I'm a male POC with a ASD! Self martyrization calculater more like it!
Score: 32 in Tularosa, NM
This website advocates that people with higher intersectionality scores should get more votes than people with lower scores. This is political eugenics. Insanity on steroids. Anyone who believes this crap, or attempts to use this to create public policy is a dangerous person to our society.
Score: 93 in United States
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
I am a systematic oppressor and I'm damn proud of it.
Sorry, there is no such thing as white privileged. Just a made-up word by the media. The fact of the matter is you are more privileged if you are a woman, or person of color then if are a white male.
If im a person of color, but dont bitch and moan about white privelage. Can i still play the race card to get free shit and win arguements by being "offended"
Score: 49 in United States
I love how you have a quote that says stop discriminating the basis of race but then you automatically put black people as under privileged, hmm. Also how does believing in God make you more privileged?
I'm still voting for President Trump's reelection.
When your goal is to stop discrimination but you inherently discriminate based off of traits given at birth. There is an abundance of cognitive dissonance here.
Score: 28 in Smithville, MO
Is this satire? I seriously can't tell.
Score: 15 in Charlotte, NC
Okay omg this calculator triggered me i have ptsd from watching the scale change color I’m literally crying and shaking right now
Score: 100 in Philadelphia, PA
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."
What if I want to make it lower though?
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
Dog shit. This is how rich people pretend to be a victim. Notice how wealthy you are doesn't move the needle at all. So you have a filthy rich college educated tranny coming up telling you about their woes while you live in a gutter. Go fuck yourself. You are the oppressor no matter how you paint it in your daddy's paid university.
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
What the fuck is this shit
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
This algorythm is wrong. Being muslim means you can get away with hate crimes and violence and the media and law enforcement will make any number of excuses for you. This directly increases privilege as opposed to a chritsian or atheist.
Score: ? in West Palm Beach, FL
Lol Martin Luther king is rolling in his grave
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
As a gay transgender, female, athiest, devout Muslim and jew, foreign, poor, uneducated, non-native English speaking, disabled omnidemipanbivirginsexual, i demand you all pay me reparations for the oppression you have bestowed upon me
Score: 99 in United States
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
Im a white straight Male but i identify as a gay black dog who is part jewish and struggling to tell my parents about my girlfriend who identifies as a unicorn...you guys should broaden the test to get more accurate results.
Score: 17 in United States
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
Intersectionality is Frankfurt School Cultural Marxism, Fabian Socialism. It is part of an accelerationist scheme to destroy the West. The leftist idea of equality is a deleterious, subtractive concept to knock the West down to Third World levels. It is about equality of outcomes, not equality of opportunity. Reject this defeatist ideology with every fiber of your being. Militant atheist socialists/communists have killed 100M+ people in the last century. Don't let the West fall victim to what took Venezuela and Cuba from being prosperous nations to utter poverty and starvation!
Person of Color, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Able-Bodied, English as First Language, Born in the USA, More Educated, No Religion: 28% privileged.
Same settings but White and Poor: 65% privileged.
This is why nobody takes this stuff seriously.
Score: 17 in Greenfield, MA
I got 100% I'm gonna say the N-word
Score: 100 in United States
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
Leftist here: this is cringeworthy
Score: 46 in Zellwood, FL
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE