Sweet! Where can I collect my white privilege?
What about IQ, looks, height, voice, athleticism, temperment, criminal record, health, family history, veteran status, party affiliation, networks,
Score: 72 in Arlington, VA
I thought this was a joke at first 😂
Score: 41 in Washington, DC
Wounded in combat. Raging PTSD. In remission from addiction. Formerly homeless. Life in shambles after Iraq. Deemed 100% disabled by the VA. But somehow this quiz is able to make a sweeping generalization about my “oppression index” based upon my color, my sexual orientation, gender identity, and religion/ lack there of? Sounds similar to another vile ideology.
It’s hard to get behind the idea that oppression of all these groups is such an issue when “calculators” like this exist. True oppression wouldn’t allow for conversation like this to occur, or for voices to be heard. This is just a bizarre pathological desire to be different and feel victimized.
6! This is the ultimate troll job.
Score: 5 in Rock Island, IL
"How can I improve my score?"
This statement implies that a higher score is better. Why is it better? Why is being White, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Middle-Aged, and Christian bad? Things like this make me absolutely disgusted by the state of today's racist, bigoted left.
I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...
So I’m wrong for being white, male, straight, trying, working hard, paid attention in school and put in the hours where others chose not to?
Score: 6 in United States
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
This test is just disgusting.
Score: ? in New Hyde Park, NY
And the left thinks we’re discriminating
Score: 29 in Santa Monica, CA
Possibly the biggest load of shit ever taken by human means
Score: 96 in United States
This website is racist as hell
Score: 8 in United States
this is hilarious, I'm having a hard time convincing myself it isn't satirical...
Score: 58 in Waterbury Center, VT
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet in awhile.
Score: 18 in South Beloit, IL
I feel as a white straight Christian male I encounter more racism than you could believe.
Nothing says, "eliminate prejudice," quite like assigning an arbitrary number ranking for you to be judged by. And if you dont like your number, you can always turn gay or convert to a whole new religion. Why base job promotions on skill or merit when you can use an arbitrary number calculated using imagined slights or grievances? And dont forget, this isnt just about equality, it's about money too! If you're an oppressor, just straight up hand a bunch of cash over to a brown person to make things equal; It's the only thing that makes sense!
Set the sliders to the lowest score possible, and you will see who the left considers to be its greatest enemy.
Score: 1 in Altamonte Springs, FL
How low does your score have to be to have you sent to the goulag?
Score: 10 in Fairfield, CA
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Dear bigoted idiots, 6!! Not bad for a boy who grew up with an unemployed alcoholic father in a town of 800 people and 200 miles from Duluth. Have any of you ever been on food stamps/unemployment? I have. I want my privilege!
Score: 6 in San Diego, CA
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
My score is 9, I'm more privileged than 82% of the population. Hooray! I get the "privilege" of supporting all those people less "privileged" than me!
Score: 16 in United States
I’m a 6. So I am better than 93% of all of you. Eat it!
Score: ? in United States
Yes, I am a regenerate Christian, which makes me infinitely privileged. Thank God!
Score: 10 in Danville, IL
"Some people even advocate giving more opportunities and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power. In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportion to one's intersectional score. For example, someone with an intersectional score of 60 would get twice as many votes as someone with a score of 30. This would produce a more inclusive outcome and improve overall diversity."
So you'd be in favor of determining what promotions, wages, and political power individuals obtain based on the the color of their skin, their genitals, their sexual orientation, and their religion? I have to say, that's just goddamn terrifying. You people can take your discriminatory ideology of postmodern Marxism and fuck off with it.
Score: ? in Knoxville, TN
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
World: end prejudice
Also world: check your self persecution score!
Score: 96 in United States
I was bullied all of my life for being Jewish, my parents are divorced, and I'm low middle class. And I get a 14. Good job Liberals... Really progressing society.
An absurd joke for those who value their victimhood.
Score: 5 in United States
This is freaking hilarious. It's hilarious because you KNOW that there are plenty of loony college students in their 10th year of Gender Studies with a minor in Lesbian dance theory that believe this is a serious website.
I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."
Score: 25 in Washington, DC
This can't be real. This is too ridiculous even for Democrats.
Score: 21 in Saint Cloud, MN
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
I’m a 100!! A poor uneducated disabled trangeredgered gay devout Jewish Muslim. Female born in Guadalajara who speaks little English. Thank Yahweh/Allah for spellcheck or you probably couldn’t read this.
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
I thought this was a parody site...guess I was right.
Score: 9 in Milwaukee, WI
Holy shit. Just saw this on some site. Now I can judge people based on some non-scientific scoring profile just like a bad human being!! Thanks LGBTQ community, thank you for giving me the tools to be a shitty person!
nothing says dumb quite like celebrating your imagined oppression
Steaming pile of liberal bullshit! Elizabeth Warren has has a score of 28 (I'm 32), after all, she is a white woman with a boatload of cash, and I'm a male POC with a ASD! Self martyrization calculater more like it!
Score: 32 in Tularosa, NM
This website advocates that people with higher intersectionality scores should get more votes than people with lower scores. This is political eugenics. Insanity on steroids. Anyone who believes this crap, or attempts to use this to create public policy is a dangerous person to our society.
Score: 93 in United States
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
So You quote MLK on hoping his kids aren't judged based on the color of their skin on an app literally judging people based on the color of their skin?
Score: 100 in Seattle, WA
This is a parody, right? No adult can take this stuff seriously.
Score: 16 in Myakka City, FL
Sorry, there is no such thing as white privileged. Just a made-up word by the media. The fact of the matter is you are more privileged if you are a woman, or person of color then if are a white male.
I've always considered myself a liberal, but this is disgusting.
"You can give exclusive opportunties and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power."
You mean I should leave jobs empty and undone until a qualified person representing a smaller slice of humanity than average emerges?
"Can I use this calculator on others?
Thanks for making it so easy for me to judge others!
"...having a high intersectionality score doesn't completely immunize you from being called an oppressor."
So I'm responsible for what other people call me and accuse me of?
Seriously, fuck you guys.
Score: 62 in Columbus, OH
To the guy that said "I love triggered this makes white people haha. It’s bout time somebody callin whites out on they bullshit" Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.
Score: 3 in Bossier City, LA
When your goal is to stop discrimination but you inherently discriminate based off of traits given at birth. There is an abundance of cognitive dissonance here.
Score: 28 in Smithville, MO
Is this satire? I seriously can't tell.
Score: 15 in Charlotte, NC
This is run by democrats. It's stupid and divisive. Im Mexican and 1st gen. Im voting Trump again .
Okay omg this calculator triggered me i have ptsd from watching the scale change color I’m literally crying and shaking right now
Score: 100 in Philadelphia, PA
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."
What if I want to make it lower though?
I am a systematic oppressor and I'm damn proud of it.
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
Its interesting to me how you always hear the left calling the right racists and nazis and bigots, but they are the ones who want us to choose who to employ based on race, religion, sexuality, etc. All they have to do is call it “intersectionality” and its magically not discriminatory anymore. How smart.
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
I love how you have a quote that says stop discriminating the basis of race but then you automatically put black people as under privileged, hmm. Also how does believing in God make you more privileged?
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
What the fuck is this shit
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
This algorythm is wrong. Being muslim means you can get away with hate crimes and violence and the media and law enforcement will make any number of excuses for you. This directly increases privilege as opposed to a chritsian or atheist.
Score: ? in West Palm Beach, FL
Lol Martin Luther king is rolling in his grave
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
As a gay transgender, female, athiest, devout Muslim and jew, foreign, poor, uneducated, non-native English speaking, disabled omnidemipanbivirginsexual, i demand you all pay me reparations for the oppression you have bestowed upon me
Score: 99 in United States
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
If im a person of color, but dont bitch and moan about white privelage. Can i still play the race card to get free shit and win arguements by being "offended"
Score: 49 in United States
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
Person of Color, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Able-Bodied, English as First Language, Born in the USA, More Educated, No Religion: 28% privileged.
Same settings but White and Poor: 65% privileged.
This is why nobody takes this stuff seriously.
Score: 17 in Greenfield, MA
I got 100% I'm gonna say the N-word
Score: 100 in United States
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
Leftist here: this is cringeworthy
Score: 46 in Zellwood, FL
I'm still voting for President Trump's reelection.
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
Intersectionality is Frankfurt School Cultural Marxism, Fabian Socialism. It is part of an accelerationist scheme to destroy the West. The leftist idea of equality is a deleterious, subtractive concept to knock the West down to Third World levels. It is about equality of outcomes, not equality of opportunity. Reject this defeatist ideology with every fiber of your being. Militant atheist socialists/communists have killed 100M+ people in the last century. Don't let the West fall victim to what took Venezuela and Cuba from being prosperous nations to utter poverty and starvation!
Disgusting liberal piece of trash
Score: 3 in Arlington, TX
Is this a joke?
I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.
Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.
Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.
Score: 25 in Weatherford, OK