So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
This algorythm is wrong. Being muslim means you can get away with hate crimes and violence and the media and law enforcement will make any number of excuses for you. This directly increases privilege as opposed to a chritsian or atheist.
Score: ? in West Palm Beach, FL
What the fuck is this shit
As a gay transgender, female, athiest, devout Muslim and jew, foreign, poor, uneducated, non-native English speaking, disabled omnidemipanbivirginsexual, i demand you all pay me reparations for the oppression you have bestowed upon me
Score: 99 in United States
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
How low does your score have to be to have you sent to the goulag?
Score: 10 in Fairfield, CA
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.
Score: 5 in United States
I scored a 2, so that means my opinion on just about any social issue does not matter. One could say my opinions are now oppressed, in turn making me oppressed. So now I should not be a 2 since my 2-ness is reason for oppression.
Score: 3 in Henderson, NV
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
Intersectionality is a cultural Marxist scam that replace valid logic with compound special pleadings and ad hominem garbage.
Score: 27 in Rochester, NY
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
This is just stupid, basically anti Christian and anti straight men
6! This is the ultimate troll job.
Score: 5 in Rock Island, IL
Ahhh I love the smell of fighting against oppression by oppressing others in the morning
Score: 15 in United States
This is the funniest fucking leftist shit I have ever seen ha ha ha ha
Score: 9 in Orangevale, CA
I’m a 100!! A poor uneducated disabled trangeredgered gay devout Jewish Muslim. Female born in Guadalajara who speaks little English. Thank Yahweh/Allah for spellcheck or you probably couldn’t read this.
This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!
Finally, a test you can score 100 on without having to be Asian
This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!
Are you white? Not a lazy slob? Do you have a job and save money? Are you somewhat responsible? Omg, you're super privileged!
Are you brown - black and struggling a bit, maybe confused about your sexuality or maybe just identify with everything the Democratic party champions? WOW, you're oppressed! Feel bad for yourself! Vote Democrat!
I got a 5, Hot Damn!
I can't wait to start oppressing, I only wish I had known this earlier!
Score: 8 in Sacramento, CA
A Mexican scoring a 10.... How so privileged and not oppressed?! Because I paid my way through College and Follow the One True God Jesus Christ... The American Way, that's how!
Score: 10 in Mckinney, TX
To prove how utterly stupid this is, Idi Amin who killed over 1 million people has a better 'intersectionality' score than Abraham Lincoln.
Score: 93 in United States
Wow this looks amazingly like the form I had to fill out before I was conceived
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.
Score: 3 in United States
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.
Why do they say you can “explore the wild side of your sexuality” to improve your score? I was told that being gay wasn’t a lifestyle choice. Well, maybe it is according to intersexuality.
Score: 9 in Scotch Plains, NJ
Turns out I have more privilege than I need. Willing to sell some or trade for something useful. Reply if interested. (Bitcoin accepted)
Can I get a shout out to all my White Male Cisgendered Rich Educated Young Able-Bodied English-Native USA-born Devout Christians!
Score: ? in Palm Desert, CA
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
As a Trans/gay woman of color born in Cambodia with no schooling and a poor grasp at English, this test hits the mark. Nobody can understand how hard it is to go to Temple and Mosque at least twice a week each, especially being a handicapped septuagenarian on a low fixed income.
Score: ? in United States
This whole concept of intersectionality is pure garbage. There is no accounting for the fact that I worked my ass off with zero help, using my own ingenuity, passion and hard work. This concept seems to be a way for those that lack any initiative to justify why they have gone no where. Im going to help you.... Seriously.... Listen to this because no one will tel you something more true than this..... LIFE IS HARD. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. YOU NEED TO HAVE GOALS, YOU NEED TO HAVE PASSION, YOU NEED TO GO GET WHAT YOU SEEK.
Score: 12 in United States
I got 100% I'm gonna say the N-word
Score: 100 in United States
This is a joke, but it isnt funny.
My score is 25, guessing because I am not religious and I haven't been born in the States (English is my second or rather third language). However, this entire thing is complete and utter BS. Socail justice is fascism. Feminism is poison. Trannies are mentally ill. GTFO! MAGA!!!
Score: 24 in Las Vegas, NV
Liberalism is a mental illness.
Score: 11 in United States
The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
I'm sorry I caused all the problems.
Score: 8 in United States
I'm 75% more privileged than others. Where to I get my privilege money?
Score: 13 in Syracuse, NY
Intersectionality seems more divisive than it is useful, judging people by arbitrary labels instead of as a person.
The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.
Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.
The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...
Score: 52 in Beaumont, TX
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
This website is oppressing me by giving me a number. I’m a human being not a number! Stop marginalizing my identity! This calculator is literally Hitler!
The existence of this test is very unsettling if it is any indication on the direction our society is going. I hope this is a joke for everyone's sake, perpetual victimhood and no accountability can destroy a culture.
Score: 11 in Barbourville, KY
What a load of horse shit.
Notice how being a Christian somehow makes you an oppressor but being a Muslim or a Jew means you're a victim
Score: 31 in Long Beach, CA
This site is mocking intersectionality, right? I hope nobody actually takes their intersectionality score seriously. I mean, the only way to a post-racial, gender-neutral world is to stop focusing on identity politics. Identity politics just serves to continue a culture of racism, misogyny and misandry.
Score: ? in San Diego, CA
Why do only majority-white counties have to be diverse?
They missed the four most important questions. 1.) Do you work your ass off 2.) Do you not do criminal stuff? 3.) Did you take advantage of your education?
4.) Do you make wise decisions?
Score: 4 in United States
How is Islam oppressed when it is the largest religion in the world? Also, how are white people oppressors when they are a global minority?
Score: 22 in United States
I entered the Konami code and started the test with 30 extra intersectionality points!
Score: 15 in Rochester, MI
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Looks like I'm pretty privileged. Can anyone tell me exactly what my privileges are? Do I get free appetizers at TGI Friday's or anything? Anything useful?
If I'm so damned privileged (score = 10) how come I can't get laid?
Score: ? in Scottsdale, AZ
i mean i understand the concept, but aren’t straight white christian conservative males without mental illness or physical disabilities pretty much exactly what you want a society to be full of?
Score: ? in Greensboro, NC
Great way to start the day. Off to oppress!
Score: ? in Loganville, GA
I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.
I helped improve my score by becoming a devout Muslim Jew and changed my gender to female. I also decided to be a person of color and I paralyzed myself due to me being gay. It really helped improved my score. I never knew I could be even more less privileged. Whoo hoo!
Score: 100 in United States
9 Man that's 30 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.
Score: 9 in Sugar Land, TX
From the website it states: To start every business meeting by forcing your employees to share their intersectionality scores. Not only is this stupid, oppressive, bullying, discriminatory, sexist and bigoted IT IS ILLEGAL!!! It is illegal to consider race, sex, marriage, religion, as a qualifier/disqualifier for employment or within employed status. Any employer who attempts to use this to pit employees against each other or use it to determine wages, promotions, demotions or other hiring and employment practices should be rightfully sued until they exist no more.
Score: 93 in United States
"how to improve your score"
im being oppressed so why would I want the number to go up? thats fucking ridiculous i work to improve my life why would I want to be more oppressed?
This has got to be the most stupid shit I've ever seen, for a variety of reasons.
Score: 21 in Mamaroneck, NY
I can’t tell if this is satire or not. This is satire right?
Score: 50 in Brighton, MA
only a lefty could believe this idiocy
Score: 9 in United States
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
Who would have thought a gay, transgender, Muslim, Jewish, poor, old, uneducated, non-english speaking, foreign invalid like me would get a perfect score! Finally!!
Score: 100 in East Brunswick, NJ
Why are u considered more privileged the more Jewish you are? There’s so much anti semetism in the world today and has the creater of this forgotten about the holocaust?
Score: ? in United States
Another attempt at social engineering by designing something that makes you guilty of you are white, straight, born in the US and a Christian.
98 score. Holy crap im oppressed. whohoo!. Im no longer accountable for my bad decisions
This test was made up to make some people feel like victims and to shame the people who aren’t. Existence of any minority is not evidence of oppression.
Score: 18 in United States
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!
Score: 6 in Whitehouse, OH
Wait . . . isn't the objective to be as privileged as possible compared with everyone else?
Is this satire? .....if it is serious, you are fucking stupid
Score: ? in Pittsburgh, PA
Score of 6!!! Whooooo, can't wait for my master race check to come in the mail!
Score: 4 in Livingston, MT
This is the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve ever seen ? if you actually believe this garbage and base your life decisions off of it then shame on you.
Score: 22 in Pompano Beach, FL
What a colossally stupid concept!? In 1964, the consensus in the US was that discriminating against people because of their immutable characteristics is wrong and socially destructive. In 2019, these morons think creating a scale of immutable characteristics and rating people on them (I.e., the classic definition of discriminate) is somehow a good idea. Then admit that the whole thing is some perverted game of rock, paper, scissors where the ultimate victim will reign supreme! Simply asinine.
Score: ? in Monroe Township, NJ