I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...
I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
Possibly the biggest load of shit ever taken by human means
Score: 96 in United States
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet in awhile.
Score: 18 in South Beloit, IL
"How can I improve my score?"
This statement implies that a higher score is better. Why is it better? Why is being White, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Middle-Aged, and Christian bad? Things like this make me absolutely disgusted by the state of today's racist, bigoted left.
I feel as a white straight Christian male I encounter more racism than you could believe.
this is hilarious, I'm having a hard time convincing myself it isn't satirical...
Score: 58 in Waterbury Center, VT
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
6! This is the ultimate troll job.
Score: 5 in Rock Island, IL
Set the sliders to the lowest score possible, and you will see who the left considers to be its greatest enemy.
Score: 1 in Altamonte Springs, FL
Dear bigoted idiots, 6!! Not bad for a boy who grew up with an unemployed alcoholic father in a town of 800 people and 200 miles from Duluth. Have any of you ever been on food stamps/unemployment? I have. I want my privilege!
Score: 6 in San Diego, CA
My score is 9, I'm more privileged than 82% of the population. Hooray! I get the "privilege" of supporting all those people less "privileged" than me!
Score: 16 in United States
I’m a 6. So I am better than 93% of all of you. Eat it!
Score: ? in United States
How low does your score have to be to have you sent to the goulag?
Score: 10 in Fairfield, CA
Yes, I am a regenerate Christian, which makes me infinitely privileged. Thank God!
Score: 10 in Danville, IL
"Some people even advocate giving more opportunities and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power. In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportion to one's intersectional score. For example, someone with an intersectional score of 60 would get twice as many votes as someone with a score of 30. This would produce a more inclusive outcome and improve overall diversity."
So you'd be in favor of determining what promotions, wages, and political power individuals obtain based on the the color of their skin, their genitals, their sexual orientation, and their religion? I have to say, that's just goddamn terrifying. You people can take your discriminatory ideology of postmodern Marxism and fuck off with it.
Score: ? in Knoxville, TN
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
An absurd joke for those who value their victimhood.
Score: 5 in United States
This is freaking hilarious. It's hilarious because you KNOW that there are plenty of loony college students in their 10th year of Gender Studies with a minor in Lesbian dance theory that believe this is a serious website.
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."
Score: 25 in Washington, DC
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
This has to be a parody. A slider for being born in the USA? lmao
Score: 61 in United States
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
I thought this was a parody site...guess I was right.
Score: 9 in Milwaukee, WI
Holy shit. Just saw this on some site. Now I can judge people based on some non-scientific scoring profile just like a bad human being!! Thanks LGBTQ community, thank you for giving me the tools to be a shitty person!
nothing says dumb quite like celebrating your imagined oppression
Steaming pile of liberal bullshit! Elizabeth Warren has has a score of 28 (I'm 32), after all, she is a white woman with a boatload of cash, and I'm a male POC with a ASD! Self martyrization calculater more like it!
Score: 32 in Tularosa, NM
This website advocates that people with higher intersectionality scores should get more votes than people with lower scores. This is political eugenics. Insanity on steroids. Anyone who believes this crap, or attempts to use this to create public policy is a dangerous person to our society.
Score: 93 in United States
I’m a 100!! A poor uneducated disabled trangeredgered gay devout Jewish Muslim. Female born in Guadalajara who speaks little English. Thank Yahweh/Allah for spellcheck or you probably couldn’t read this.
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
Sorry, there is no such thing as white privileged. Just a made-up word by the media. The fact of the matter is you are more privileged if you are a woman, or person of color then if are a white male.
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
When your goal is to stop discrimination but you inherently discriminate based off of traits given at birth. There is an abundance of cognitive dissonance here.
Score: 28 in Smithville, MO
Is this satire? I seriously can't tell.
Score: 15 in Charlotte, NC
This can't be real. This is too ridiculous even for Democrats.
Score: 21 in Saint Cloud, MN
Okay omg this calculator triggered me i have ptsd from watching the scale change color I’m literally crying and shaking right now
Score: 100 in Philadelphia, PA
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."
What if I want to make it lower though?
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
What the fuck is this shit
This algorythm is wrong. Being muslim means you can get away with hate crimes and violence and the media and law enforcement will make any number of excuses for you. This directly increases privilege as opposed to a chritsian or atheist.
Score: ? in West Palm Beach, FL
Lol Martin Luther king is rolling in his grave
As a gay transgender, female, athiest, devout Muslim and jew, foreign, poor, uneducated, non-native English speaking, disabled omnidemipanbivirginsexual, i demand you all pay me reparations for the oppression you have bestowed upon me
Score: 99 in United States
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
Person of Color, Straight, Male, Cisgender, Rich, Able-Bodied, English as First Language, Born in the USA, More Educated, No Religion: 28% privileged.
Same settings but White and Poor: 65% privileged.
This is why nobody takes this stuff seriously.
Score: 17 in Greenfield, MA
I got 100% I'm gonna say the N-word
Score: 100 in United States
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
Is this a joke?
I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.
Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.
Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.
Score: 25 in Weatherford, OK
How is it "improving your score" to become more oppressed? Why is oppression the goal? Shouldn't everyone's goal be to become more privileged?
Score: 5 in Huntingdon Valley, PA
I'm homeless, but because I'm white, I realized I have more privilege than the oppressed person of color that is a lawyer and lives in a huge house. Thanks for showing me my privilege!
I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.
Score: 5 in United States
I scored a 2, so that means my opinion on just about any social issue does not matter. One could say my opinions are now oppressed, in turn making me oppressed. So now I should not be a 2 since my 2-ness is reason for oppression.
Score: 3 in Henderson, NV
This whole concept of intersectionality is pure garbage. There is no accounting for the fact that I worked my ass off with zero help, using my own ingenuity, passion and hard work. This concept seems to be a way for those that lack any initiative to justify why they have gone no where. Im going to help you.... Seriously.... Listen to this because no one will tel you something more true than this..... LIFE IS HARD. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. YOU NEED TO HAVE GOALS, YOU NEED TO HAVE PASSION, YOU NEED TO GO GET WHAT YOU SEEK.
Score: 12 in United States
Intersectionality is a cultural Marxist scam that replace valid logic with compound special pleadings and ad hominem garbage.
Score: 27 in Rochester, NY
This is just stupid, basically anti Christian and anti straight men
This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
Just FYI, intersectionality is about the biggest bunch of bullshit on the face of this planet. Facts don't care about your feelings
Thank god the comments section has some sense. It is pretty ironic in your attempt to abolish oppression your first instinct was to come up with a credit system based on physical attributes given at birth.
Score: 2 in Indianapolis, IN
Ahhh I love the smell of fighting against oppression by oppressing others in the morning
Score: 15 in United States
This is a joke, but it isnt funny.
This is the funniest fucking leftist shit I have ever seen ha ha ha ha
Score: 9 in Orangevale, CA
I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!
Disgusting liberal piece of trash
Score: 3 in Arlington, TX
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
Imagine being so obsessed with victimhood that you decide to calculate it so you can bandy it around for others to see.
Score: 47 in Bellefontaine, OH
This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
Look Ma! I took a racist quiz created by racista, and it says I am racist! What a shocker!
Score: 9 in Lawrenceville, GA
I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.
To prove how utterly stupid this is, Idi Amin who killed over 1 million people has a better 'intersectionality' score than Abraham Lincoln.
Score: 93 in United States
Finally, a test you can score 100 on without having to be Asian
Are you white? Not a lazy slob? Do you have a job and save money? Are you somewhat responsible? Omg, you're super privileged!
Are you brown - black and struggling a bit, maybe confused about your sexuality or maybe just identify with everything the Democratic party champions? WOW, you're oppressed! Feel bad for yourself! Vote Democrat!
I got a 5, Hot Damn!
I can't wait to start oppressing, I only wish I had known this earlier!
Score: 8 in Sacramento, CA