Intersectionality Score Calculator

Intersectionality Calculator

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Lowest score has to buy the first round! Glad some of you were 4's and 5's!
Score: 6 in Seal Beach, CA

I just came here to get the lowest score possible.
Didn't know that being born in Argentina would make me more privileged than being born anywhere else, even if that "anywhere else" is an european country or the USA.
Score: 3 in Argentina
I can't check my intersectionality score right now because I don't have an internet connection. Can someone please check for me and let me know what my score is? I am: half Maori/half Lithuanian Jewish, F2M trans albino with achondroplasic dwarfism, paranoid schizophrenic, quadruple amputee with "locked-in" syndrome (full-body paralysis, blind, deaf and unable to speak or respond to any physical stimuli - like the patient in the Metallica "One" video). And I was the victim of a botched circumcision. Score please. Thanks.
Score: 100 in Australia
>atheists are oppressed
ayy lmao
Score: 3 in Portugal
IM THE UBERMENSH soy el super homrbe perras feministas estadounidenses, que las violen
Score: 15 in Colombia
I don't think their recommendation for me to "get involved with islam or Judaism" is a good idea. I'm pretty sure they are both trying to kill me. So pass. I'll stick with Whites thanks.
Score: 11 in Australia
How am i more Oppresiv by being Christan
Score: 3 in Austria
Holy shit. Just saw this on some site. Now I can judge people based on some non-scientific scoring profile just like a bad human being!! Thanks LGBTQ community, thank you for giving me the tools to be a shitty person!
Score: 44 in Arcadia, CA
I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!
Score: 7 in Lincoln, NE
I scored a three. Being older screwed me. I want reparations!
Score: 3 in Spring Hill, FL
So very excited to learn how things I cannot mostly change affect my oppression of others.
Score: 3 in Broomfield, CO
I am literally Hitler.
Score: 3 in Huntington Beach, CA
Score of 3! ?

Looks like I’ll have to work on getting a bit richer and maybe complete that graduate degree. Score of 0 is my goal. #MAGA2020. #NotAShredOfGuilt
Score: 3 in Omaha, NE
I received a score of 3. This made my day. I am happy not to be a member of a group that cares more about your color, sex and other traits that you were born with than your character.
Score: 3 in Atlanta, GA
If only Harrison Bergeron had been around to see this, he would have worn those chains with pride!
Score: 3 in Heber City, UT
"The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." I suppose it was too much to expect from the purveyors of this non-sense that their analysis wold be anything but...nonsense. and 75% of drivers in sweden are above-average...
Score: 3 in New York, NY
Yep. Pure bullshit.
Score: 12 in Fort Worth, TX
This is awesome. I got a 3 and feel liberated. I'm disappointed I did not get a 0, but I guess that's okay. Now I need to go and find people to oppress. Maybe I'll fire all my staff that are non-white and religious.
Score: 3 in New Zealand
So if I’m the most privileged group in America (Jewish), then my intersectionality goes up and makes me less privileged? Literally what?
Score: 3 in Washington, DC
how are jewsess privileged than Christians? Jewish people are more successful by every metric.

this score calculation was definitely made by a Jew
Score: 3 in Bronx, NY
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Score: 8 in Waterloo, IL
Now THIS is a funny website!!!
Score: 3 in Sterling, CO
I'm a rich, straight, white, devout Christian male born in the USA. Whoohoo, 3 is the lowest score I've seen here!
Score: 3 in Somerville, NJ
I'm a three! Hurrah!
Score: 3 in Colorado Springs, CO
Welp. 3 privelege points for me. Please, punish me for getting lucky at birth and making good choices. I sure wish I wasn't so normal.
Score: 3 in Oconomowoc, WI
How do I get a 1? I think 3 is underrated. Piss off with this pseudoscience garbage.
Score: 3 in United States
I scored a 3, but then I remembered how people like you developed the Nuremberg Race Laws to categorize people and what they did with those categories. That made me feel bad. Then I remembered B-17s and the 101st Airborne and what they did to people who like to group others like this and that made me feel a whole lot better.
Score: 3 in San Diego, CA
Sweet, a 3!

Advice for anyone to that takes this seriously, here's some advice: study and work hard, be kind to people, and learn a profession that serves to help people in some way. Your life will end up far better than those who focus on these kinds of issues and are offended by everything. (Also, me and most normal folks of all races and sexes will likely never want to hire you!)
Score: 3 in Philadelphia, PA
You forgot Twinscrimination. As a former twin ( I identify as trans-single) my existence was marginalized by constant comparisons to another individual. I am my own person! This site fails to define that so I will crawl into my safe zone to recover.
Score: 4 in Mapleton, ME
And here I thought, when I got my electrical engineering degrees 40 years ago, that I did it because I was tired of being poor. Little did I know that I did it so I could oppress 99% of everyone else in the world. Should I have remained ignorant and poor so I could be more of a victim? Would that have been a better way to spend my life?

Then there's this brilliant suggestion from the creators on how this score could be used: "In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportional to ones intersectional score." Oh yeah, I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with that. I guess that's what you get when ignorance is considered a virtue.
Score: 3 in Boulder, CO
Privilege is like food, not everyone gets it
Score: 3 in Round Rock, TX
I got a 3 so I can only improve my score by a couple more points. Maybe I will revisit the rich score and compare it to world figures. 9 of 10 Americans are above the global median income so if you are in the US you should be on the rich side.
Score: 3 in United States
Wow. Was this site produced by The Onion? I'm glad some people use this to justify their marginal work ethic and success. Blame other and take no personal responsibility. Sounds like progress. Lets protest vs going to work. From each according to their ability, To each according to their needs (and race, sexually, & religion). Karl would be proud.
Score: 3 in Gulf Breeze, FL
So if I consider 'Born in Australia' to be interchangeable with 'Born in UK' I get an 8 (88%). Go me. I don't see the problem - clearly all problems can be solved by the oppressed merely by fiddling with the sliders. Problems solved.
Score: 8 in United Kingdom
How do you score less than 3?
Score: 3 in Australia
I got a 3, now that's great news. I guess all my hard work is paying off. Maybe just maybe you folks with high scores should, Hmm I don't know get off your ass and work harder.
Score: 3 in Olympia, WA
No veteran status?

Bigots!

Sitting on your throne of civilian privilege whilst we fight and die for you.
Score: 3 in United States
Truly Marxist framework - tiresome...
Score: 3 in Norfolk, VA
I scored a 3. so growing up in a poor rural area and working hard to put myself through college fighting forest fires, with zero financial assistance from family or government programs constitutes extreme privilege. What b.s. I'll tell you what two factors are most important: being in the u.s. and being raised by a hard working diligent mother and father. period. Everything else flows from that.
Score: 3 in Purchase, NY
I scored a 3, but if you had a "How many guns do you own?" slider I could have gone negative.
Score: 3 in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA
You people that promote this toxic ideology are mentally ill or just plain evil. Probably both.
Score: 13 in Louisville, TN
This scoring system is offensive to the #everylivesmatter movement. Prepare for war!
Score: 3 in Australia
I am the antichrist of intersectionality!
Score: 3 in Netherlands
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)
Score: 3 in Boulder, CO
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.
Score: 3 in United States
Is this a troll or real?
Score: 3 in Baton Rouge, LA
Good to have my moral, physical and intellectual superiority confirmed by this independent scientific institute. Sarcasm mode off.
Score: 3 in Netherlands
HAHAH!! I HAVE EVERYTHING!! ALL YOUR INTERSECTIONALITY ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

uh, so I scored 3. So very humbled. I will hereby and henceforth gladly renounce all of my 99% privilege.... to have just a little bit more. MUAHHHAHAHA...
Score: 3 in Italy
The more whites, the fewer underprivileged, so everyone should become white. That's what this site says. Excellent advice!
Score: 3 in Ireland
It is what it is!
Score: 3 in Overland Park, KS
It is my privilege to be assaulted for my race in middle school. It is my privilege to be denied unemployment benefits by people who hate me. It is my privilege to have my food spit in for simply looking the way I do. It is my privilege to be constantly told that I am a bad person and that I just need to die.
Score: 3 in Austin, TX
But this didn't have a slider for how sexy you are. Bad test
Score: 3 in Denver, CO
This is a joke right?
Score: 3 in Saint Louis, MO
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
Totally not valid without accounting for peanut allergies.

Do I have the opportunity to subtract 5 points from my score for activism against this nonsense?
Score: 3 in Wake Forest, NC
3! I live to plunder, to crush my enemies, and have them driven before me, to hear the lamentations of their women. Pffft. Not. As if.
Score: 3 in United States
3, that means I win, right? Like in golf? Hey, South Africa! I ran a test, to get to 100, you must be devout Muslim and devout Jewish. You must hate yourself.
Score: 3 in Newnan, GA
God bless America
Score: 3 in Rolla, MO
Nice.. 3... viking with brains.. still invincible... any other good people? We should unite and roam globe together...
Score: 3 in Netherlands
Lol
Score: 3 in Brazil
This is a test that essentially determines if you're insane or not.
Score: 3 in Canada
How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum
Score: 3 in Canada
Hilarious. Devout Christian makes you less intersectional?
And moslim more? Pfffff. What happens then you don 't understand your score?
Score: 3 in Netherlands
Hahaha white privilege. Does not exist, just a label to incite
Score: 3 in South Africa
Good to be part of the solution!
Score: 3 in Nashville, TN
identify? lol, i am what i am, there is no identifying about it. liberal trash ruins everything.
Score: 3 in Martinsburg, WV
Sweet!

I got a 3!

The rest of you suck!
Score: 3 in El Paso, TX
hahahahahaha i'm so privileged
Score: 3 in Chile
This was a great laugh. I'm a straight white Male yet I'm broke. Considering how theres scholarships just for not being whit, scholarships for not being straight, or cisgender, and scholarships for just being a female the cisgendered white man is the LEAST privileged.
Score: 97 in Albrightsville, PA
Just what we've been waiting for! Even better than the racial classification boards under apartheid!
Score: 4 in Hummelstown, PA
Where did I go wrong? I was hoping to attain a score of 1 or less. Maybe I should go and make more money! Maybe something in the line of global warming scaremongering, I know that made al gore a multi millionaire.
Score: 4 in Australia
5 and proud of it.
Score: 9 in United States
LOL. Is this a joke? Nobody could be dumb enough to take this kind of thing seriously? Could they?
Score: 4 in New Market, MD
What straight up silliness. Hilarious.
Score: 4 in Amory, MS
I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.
Score: 5 in United States
Intersectionality is disgusting
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
Yes! I'm a 4!!!
Score: 4 in Mason, OH
They missed the four most important questions. 1.) Do you work your ass off 2.) Do you not do criminal stuff? 3.) Did you take advantage of your education?
4.) Do you make wise decisions?
Score: 4 in United States
Oy vey, I’m a trans gay black female holocaust survivor! My score is 6 million!
Score: 96 in Sanibel, FL
Whoohooo!...……..I'm White, Straight, Educated, and well-To-Do. I guess I'll be penalized by the government to bring me down.
Score: 4 in Morrison, CO
OMG this is precious!!! Thank you!!! ??? I got a 4. Is that good? I started with a 3 and then I decided I should move the "rich" slider just a little bit away from the end. I mean, I'm not Warren Buffet!
Score: 4 in Harrison, MI
Interesting, but I’m curious about whether this is meaningful between different countries. Being Jewish is surely viewed differently in Israel compared to other countries. Is being born outside the US really a disadvantage if you are Swedish or Canadian?
Score: 4 in United States
With a ‘score’ of 4 I think I have failed. A ‘score’ of 0 would have been more encouraging. I’ll keep working to get richer.
Score: 4 in Eugene, OR
"We hope that this calculator will help fight ableism, ageism, anti-Semitism, biphobia, cissexism, classism, homophobia, Islamophobia, racism, sexism, transphobia, ethnocentrism, xenophobia and discrimination (even prejudice) of all forms regardless of your race, country of origin, sexual orientation (e.g., bisexual, nonbinary, intersex, lesbian, queer, trangender, or asexual)."

This is LITERALLY contradictory. How the hell can you fight discrimination/prejudice by using discrimination/prejudice with a calculator that LITERALLY rates you on your race, sex/gender, country of origin, sexual orientation, language, religion, and age? THAT IS THE ACTUAL DEFINITION OF DISCRIMINATION BY LAW.
Score: 4 in Krum, TX
Ha! I got a 4! I'm better than 97% of people! Without even trying! I knew it! Now, I can do ANYTHING I want! Laws don't apply to me! I've got a 4!
Score: 4 in Krum, TX
So proud of my score! I would like to thank the makers of this test for showing me just how inferior everyone is to me and for showing the world how to identify the weak so they might you know “ aus rotten” /s
Score: 4 in United States
This is fucking brilliant. reposted.
Score: 2 in Los Angeles, CA
I got a 4. I am heavily opressive, I am a bad guy, it s in my blood as your theory suggest. Interestingly I live in Romania where there is not too much to opress. Anyhow, this ranking is no different than the Chinese government social ranking of its citizens so this is definitely communism.
Score: 4 in Romania
Man. Where the hell is my check for my white privilege?!?! I've been lied to!!!
Score: 4 in Pullman, WA
got score of 4
When will I get my white-privilege card, and where is my 500k salary?
Score: 4 in Sweden
I just snorted my (white) milk through my (white) nose!
Score: 4 in Dayton, OH
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
Score: 4 in Manassas, VA
Wow such a low score, and I live in Texas. Come at me brah!!!!
Score: 4 in Louisville, KY
Intersectionality of 4; I'm also 6'7" and articulate, that's got to push me into negative numbers.
Score: 4 in San Antonio, TX
It is pathetic that people fervently believe in this crap. If this is a satirical site, it's very well done.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
I'm a 4 I'm going to get a little more religious so I can be a 3....or perhaps a 2.
Score: 4 in San Francisco, CA
I turned a 4 and am darn proud of it! I know who I am, what I am, who God is, and I've worked for every last cent I have and at 66, I'm still working!
Score: 4 in Birmingham, AL
I thought this was a joke. Sadly it’s not.
Score: 4 in United States
As a white Christian male who scored a 23 I bet I hire more minorities, give more to charity and spend less time obsessing on race then 99% of those who scored a 60. There is a difference between feeling good about yourself and contributing to society.
Score: 12 in Safford, AZ
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