Would be funny, but there are people who actually believe this crap. The commentators here give me hope that not all is lost.
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
Im a white straight Male but i identify as a gay black dog who is part jewish and struggling to tell my parents about my girlfriend who identifies as a unicorn...you guys should broaden the test to get more accurate results.
Score: 17 in United States
Intersectionality is Frankfurt School Cultural Marxism, Fabian Socialism. It is part of an accelerationist scheme to destroy the West. The leftist idea of equality is a deleterious, subtractive concept to knock the West down to Third World levels. It is about equality of outcomes, not equality of opportunity. Reject this defeatist ideology with every fiber of your being. Militant atheist socialists/communists have killed 100M+ people in the last century. Don't let the West fall victim to what took Venezuela and Cuba from being prosperous nations to utter poverty and starvation!
Wow, I mean WOW ! Basing worth on physical and social characteristics. You went so far left that you`ve reached NAZI RACIAL IDEOLOGY levels, with muslims as black lesbian muslim master "race".
I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."
Score: 25 in Washington, DC
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
An absurd joke for those who value their victimhood.
Score: 5 in United States
Being Jewisj gives your privilege points? ok... right... moving on this american progressive discrimination is arriving into my country, i hate you first worlders, and your progressive racial discrimination crap.
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
So if I pick person of colour, gay, female amd rich and well educated it still says that 92% of others are more priveleged. What a joke! Heavily flawed rating system!
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
I honestly thought my mere existence was way more oppressive. Thanks for the buddy-check intersectionalityscore.com. I'll have to get those numbers up.
I thought this was a parody site...guess I was right.
Score: 9 in Milwaukee, WI
Hahahahahaha the things you foreigners make up to make yourselves feel special crack me up. There's no such thing as racial privilege. Italy is a white country, I'm a white Italian man and I'm just a nobody like 99% of our population. And even if your country isn't a white country, just because you're white doesn't mean you're privileged. If anything, colored people abuse white people governments by being economic and social burdens.
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
Aaahahahahaha, so in order to be less oppressive I should get circumcised and become a gay muslim? I love this world.
Holy shit. Just saw this on some site. Now I can judge people based on some non-scientific scoring profile just like a bad human being!! Thanks LGBTQ community, thank you for giving me the tools to be a shitty person!
got score of 4
When will I get my white-privilege card, and where is my 500k salary?
I’m a 100!! A poor uneducated disabled trangeredgered gay devout Jewish Muslim. Female born in Guadalajara who speaks little English. Thank Yahweh/Allah for spellcheck or you probably couldn’t read this.
so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
nothing says dumb quite like celebrating your imagined oppression
Whow, I've got a score of 5. I'm more privileged than 93% of the people. This calculator screams calimero. Leftist shit. THis is what is wrong with (Dutch) society.
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
I've got 15, time to oppress some people.
Hee hee--this would be hilarious if this kind of BS wasn't actually ruining the world. Hard to believe that people take this seriously. ON a happy note, I am 53% victim!! http://redalertpolitics.com/2017/09/26/south-park-hilariously-destroys-victimhood-culture-identity-politics-new-parody-ad-video/
What's a "cisgender'?rnrnAlso, "person of colour"? Shouldn't this be "person of a certain colour" since we're all some colour or other? I know, I've looked. I'm not "white", I'm "light pink." Pink's a colour, isn't it?
This website advocates that people with higher intersectionality scores should get more votes than people with lower scores. This is political eugenics. Insanity on steroids. Anyone who believes this crap, or attempts to use this to create public policy is a dangerous person to our society.
Score: 93 in United States
Wow. The way this feeds in to the victim mentality is truly astonishing. To whoever made this, seek help.
Hard work and drive mean nothing! It’s much easier to be a victim! Still waiting for my privilege card in the mail.
can i cash in my privilege points for more v-bucks?
Score: 96 in United Kingdom
Sorry, there is no such thing as white privileged. Just a made-up word by the media. The fact of the matter is you are more privileged if you are a woman, or person of color then if are a white male.
Ok so you guys hate white, middle aged men, which love women, are well educated and work hard enough to provide to themselves and their families. Men who help to build and protect society in country they were born in. Oh and for whatever reason, you also hate Christians, because apparently Jesus idea of selfless sacrifice of self to others is revolting deplorable concept. Bravo.
No we are not going to be ashamed of being decent human beings. Keep on hating.
How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
Leftist here: this is cringeworthy
Score: 46 in Zellwood, FL
This is complete satire, how can people not see it?
Score: 15 in United Kingdom
I'm of partial Jewish origin, one of the richest and most successful ethnic groups in the USA and Canada. How does a terrible event 80 years ago make me oppressed today?
When your goal is to stop discrimination but you inherently discriminate based off of traits given at birth. There is an abundance of cognitive dissonance here.
Score: 28 in Smithville, MO
I love this test, it validates my hurt feelings, I feel entitled to compensation. I am as close to the top of the victim hood pyramid as it gets. When is my government going to make me rich. I want everything and I want it now. Stop oppressing me and shower me with free stuff.
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."
What if I want to make it lower though?
identity politics is just a made up game!! STOP THE BULLSHIT.
This is like, one of the dumbest things ive ever seen? So much lack of nuance. Bi people are always mor eprivileged than homo ppl? Im homo but cmon. Cis women have less privilege than trans men? Etc.
Score: 30 in Palm City, FL
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
This is really stupid, why does being a female is more privilege than a male? And why does the colour of a person got to do with this test?
The most oppressed group in the current political climate is a straight, white, Christian man.
I am so brown, poor, muslim, gay, disabled, uneducated, old, and female, I am once again going to run for President of the USA... and this time I'll win!
I laugh at this tool of a tool. Leftist lunacy. Even with my pretty high score, I would refuse to accept any identity-advantage over another human being
Hahahahaha! Total madness!
White, English speaking woman, a bit on the old and CRANKY side, and proud, REALLY PROUD of it, thank you very much.
Score: 30 in West Linn, OR
Thanks, was always worried about my Prvillege
This is BS. we all start somewhere. do something, create something. Stop crying about where you start the game.
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
Scored 8,despite being an almost invisible minority (roughly 6-7%) where I live, in a country that openly and explicitly disadvantages my race, lel. This theory is on-par with flat earth theory XD.
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. lol
This makes no sense
Slightly born in Canada.
Whoever thought the sliders was a good idea should be fired for incompetence.
Take your ad campaigns offline. You're bleeding money without any ROI.
So a very poor straight man is more privelaged than a very rich gay man ? it’s funny how the intersectionalists scarcely include poverty in their list of oppressions since they’re all upper-middle class
Score: 28 in United Kingdom
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
I suppose AIDS is biggoted since it prefers to opress gay people
this is the dumbest thing
Lol Martin Luther king is rolling in his grave
This looks like a Monty Python sketch
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
Thank god the comments section has some sense. It is pretty ironic in your attempt to abolish oppression your first instinct was to come up with a credit system based on physical attributes given at birth.
Score: 2 in Indianapolis, IN
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
What the fuck is this shit
at what score is "being offended" unlocked? asking for a friend
I need to add this to my online dating profile so I make sure I'm dating within an appropriate socio economic privelege group!
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
By sliding everything to the right you still can't get past 95% loser. Who the hell are the other 5 % ??
I'm still sane and straight, so my score was fairly low.
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Disgusting liberal piece of trash
Score: 3 in Arlington, TX
I'm so glad that I'm not a disgusting minority
I'm a trans woman, born as a man, who is attracted to women, so that makes me gay. I'm several hues, very poor and uneducated and I fall down alot, Somehow I'm more oppressed if I'm Muslim. I don't get it, guess I'll have to read up on Marx. I'm sure he'll have all the awnsers, even though he was a cis man. *spits*
As a poorly educated, disabled, transgender, LGBT, physically disabled, Muslim woman of colour it is good to know that some real allies care about me by calculating my oppression score.
I hope more members of the cisgender heteropatriarchy do this and check their privledge so the world can be a better place
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
Congratulations, you've made yourselves a stupid straw man to play with, and now you get to feel pleased with yourselves for sniggering at people who care about people with problems that not everyone is familiar with. For those who aren't in on it, this is an attempt at a joke: "log-exponential multivariable analysis", for example, is meaningless jargon (logarithms and exponents cancel each other out), and no actual social theorist who cares about intersectionality would ever argue that privilege in human societies can be reduced to such a trivial statistic.
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
I love the comment section of this crap. It shows me just how mentally challenged you idiots are. To quote one person from this selfsame comment section, how can I use my privilege to pay my bills? It's funny that it states that I'm better off when compared to 70% of people in my country, yet I don't have a steady source of income, no car, and most importantly I've never been handed anything to me in my life ever based on my race, sexuality, sex, lack of disability or lack of religious beliefs. Do you want real equality? Stop assuming privilege based on my skin color, sexual preference, religious beliefs or social status and focus on me as a person. Is that too much to ask?
Lol, is this a parody? As a bisexual transgender person (since y'all care about labels so much), this is nonsense.
I feel oppressed by this quiz because there is no autism slider 😡
Score: 11 in United Kingdom
LOL this is the saddest effort from Clown World yet.
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
I feel so oppressed :(((((((
Honestly this test is messed up and ridiculous.
Should we open up a "how aryan are you" test next time?
Fucking stupid shit like this creates divides not companion ship.
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
Welp, guess cos of things completely out of my control I’m considered a sexist, bigoted, arsehole who hates minorites.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
What score entails the unlimited N-word pass?
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA