I wish it was clearer if this was a joke or not.
Hilarious shit. Thank you for the laugh.
My score is 25, guessing because I am not religious and I haven't been born in the States (English is my second or rather third language). However, this entire thing is complete and utter BS. Socail justice is fascism. Feminism is poison. Trannies are mentally ill. GTFO! MAGA!!!
Score: 24 in Las Vegas, NV
Good to see the comment section is in agreement as to how stupid this is
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass
The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
I'm sorry I caused all the problems.
Score: 8 in United States
Aaahahahahaha, so in order to be less oppressive I should get circumcised and become a gay muslim? I love this world.
Aaah, who knew I was superior then 82% of the world.
Pure Bless, now I have a number to show the non believers.
Great to know finally have a test that recognized my devout Jewish/Muslim faith
Intersectionality seems more divisive than it is useful, judging people by arbitrary labels instead of as a person.
I manage to get a 5 and I'm proud of this. Fuck you and your site, you fucking leftist. Soon, you will get a free ride in our helicopters.
The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.
Somehow I, a person of working class background from a former warzone am much more privileged than Barrack Obama; a wealthy former president of the most powerful country on the planet.
About as scientific as a horoscope. Wouldn't that be a fun section in the newspaper? Integrate it with meteorology. "Today is gonna be a hot day. So all you fat people and muslim women, be aware your oppressed index just went up"
Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.
The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...
Score: 52 in Beaumont, TX
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
1! And I guess that makes me the the boss. Everybody: in my office tomorrow at 10am sharp! (Ok, I lied about being ‘devout’ Christian)
What a load of horse shit.
Notice how being a Christian somehow makes you an oppressor but being a Muslim or a Jew means you're a victim
Score: 31 in Long Beach, CA
Why do only majority-white counties have to be diverse?
They missed the four most important questions. 1.) Do you work your ass off 2.) Do you not do criminal stuff? 3.) Did you take advantage of your education?
4.) Do you make wise decisions?
Score: 4 in United States
I entered the Konami code and started the test with 30 extra intersectionality points!
Score: 15 in Rochester, MI
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Looks like I'm pretty privileged. Can anyone tell me exactly what my privileges are? Do I get free appetizers at TGI Friday's or anything? Anything useful?
I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.
What about a slider for being ugly
9 Man that's 30 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.
Score: 9 in Sugar Land, TX
From the website it states: To start every business meeting by forcing your employees to share their intersectionality scores. Not only is this stupid, oppressive, bullying, discriminatory, sexist and bigoted IT IS ILLEGAL!!! It is illegal to consider race, sex, marriage, religion, as a qualifier/disqualifier for employment or within employed status. Any employer who attempts to use this to pit employees against each other or use it to determine wages, promotions, demotions or other hiring and employment practices should be rightfully sued until they exist no more.
Score: 93 in United States
"how to improve your score"
im being oppressed so why would I want the number to go up? thats fucking ridiculous i work to improve my life why would I want to be more oppressed?
As a poorly educated, disabled, transgender, LGBT, physically disabled, Muslim woman of colour it is good to know that some real allies care about me by calculating my oppression score.
I hope more members of the cisgender heteropatriarchy do this and check their privledge so the world can be a better place
I can’t tell if this is satire or not. This is satire right?
Score: 50 in Brighton, MA
only a lefty could believe this idiocy
Score: 9 in United States
This is a religion in its own right, a completely bigoted, ignorant and inhuman way to measure your fellow human beings.
Score: 96 in United Kingdom
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
Get a grip. See the Karpman triangle and understand anyone can shift their position from persecutor to victim to rescuer. People can choose to see themselves as a victim or not.
So, according to this calculator, and all other things being equal, a disabled male has more privilege than an able-bodied female. Who's the PhD behind this trite social justice analysis?
Uses sliders because "people fit along a spectrum of identities", yet the numbers change as integers. LOL, fail!
Where's the fat slider? I just had half a pizza and I feel way more oppressed after finish in than i did before it.
Score: 17 in United Kingdom
Another attempt at social engineering by designing something that makes you guilty of you are white, straight, born in the US and a Christian.
I beg of you to take this site down for the good of all humankind. I dont even know where to begin but it suffices to say that if you have half a brain that functions, you dont take this seriously. Id be happy to explain why privately because I can single out your personal issues with my opinion rather than me having to form an essay on why this is bullshit.
However I will make a few points. This bothers me on a deep level. And I cannot believe this site in totally unironic. A few years ago this would be a complete joke!
1. You are completely ignoring what martin luther king said. Ill paraphrase: MLK said to judge people NOT on the color of their skin, but on the content of their character. So if im a black or white liberal, or a black or white trump supporter, it shouldnt hinder or bolster my opinion in any way.
(Example if I see a guy with alone with a hoodie in a 7 11 acting odd, I will be a bit uncomfortable, Black or white! Mind you if that person is black and I feel uncomfortable Ill be called a racist.)
2. This is over-generalized and you should AT LEAST put a disclaimer saying that these measures and calculations are extremely over-generalized, and are in no way indicative of
how privileged one is, simply due to the fact that you are disregarding all other major and minor factors in said persons life!
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!
Score: 6 in Whitehouse, OH
Wait . . . isn't the objective to be as privileged as possible compared with everyone else?
As a bisexual, brown gender nonconforming man who is disabled in a couple of significant ways ... what the everloving fuck are you doing with your completely mangled understanding of privilege and oppression? Oppression olympics only pits marginalised groups against each other and places them in subjective hierarchies.
Finally a tool for us Arians to truly judge the worth of a person and quantify just how much better we are as a race.
This is some pure bullshit. I can just be a bit more gay and become the oppressed.
Score: 23 in United Kingdom
Being Jewish/Muslim adds points, but being Christian removes points.
Score: 8 in United Kingdom
This is the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve ever seen ? if you actually believe this garbage and base your life decisions off of it then shame on you.
Score: 22 in Pompano Beach, FL
Where is the slider for how ugly you are???
Score: 29 in Spruce Pine, NC
Shouldn't there be a question about whether or not you're a crossing guard or traffic cop, or maybe are married to one? This is about intersections right?
You could have just made a "I hate educated white straight Christian males" website and cut straight to the chase.
Score: 8 in United States
This tool does nothing but propagate HATE.
Score: 6 in Ann Arbor, MI
Checking my privilege -- Yup, still there.
Score: 1 in Chapel Hill, NC
I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.
I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)
this is straight up bullshit
Score: 5 in Fort Worth, TX
Wow, I am really privileged, but damn, why do I have to work so hard and stressful and why I am still poor? I wish I was less privileged and would receive more wellfare.
I got 100. What's my prize?
Perhaps everyone should be made to wear special digital badges indicating their level of privilege/oppression by colour and shape which also send out a privilege alert to nearby app users so they know how to avoid being accidentally oppressed. Plus their privilege scores could feed into their social score, like in China, that well-known free and liberal society. That way excess privilege can be flagged up and used as a justification for sending someone to the gulag education facility to have it checked professionally by social engineers who will all be hand-picked by Linda Sarsour
Becoming more and more Jewish increases your privilege. What did they mean by this?
I decided to convert to Islam and have since made my girlfriend wear a hijab or I’ll beat her with a stick the length of my thumb (it’s okay the Quran told me it’s okay).
s this a fricking joke? Also 6 measly points between an able-bodied person and a disabled person, but more for the others. Let's be honest, no one with a visible disability worked on this... Didn't realise that job discrimination and hate crimes, not to mention the government trying to kill you was enough of an oppression.
Score: 42 in United Kingdom
My Score Is 38. I support All marginalised whites of the world in their struggle against feminism and Multiculturalism, regardless of your gender or nationality.
This is damn absurd. Are you people even sane? Someone who had the idea to make it must be either great troll or mentaly ill person
Make Orwell fiction again
The first slide is just plain old racism against whites, that's baffling. You will explain me the privilege to be white in South Africa.
It must be trolling, that's too rich.
Lol. I'm am more privileged than 100% of others! Kneel before me peons!
Yes, as a matter of fact I am better than you.
I think this website underestimate the power of female privilege.
Score: 29 in United Kingdom
The mental gymnastics continues
Leftists are godless, and this is the ignorant work of their godless minds and hearts. 10. ??
Score: 10 in Winthrop, MA
anybody who honestly takes this poll is a mother fucking god damn idiot.
Score: 12 in Naperville, IL
This test is hysterical. Add a question and slider about how unicorn you are and that question would be just as real as the idea behind this whole test.
Score: 21 in Sacramento, CA
I got a 1! Now how do I cash out and use my powers of oppression? Do I start waving around my white cismale organs (how essentialist!) and a Bible/cross in order to force oppressed people to do my bidding like a sorcerer? If I'm super privileged and there's nothing I can do about it, I might as well capitalize (yeah, that's right, capitalism is awesome) and make my mark. Look upon my works and despair, feminists!
Seriously, this is hilarious, whether a troll or not (hard to tell). Bravo.
Score: 1 in Williamsburg, VA
Wahoo! Suck it, great unwashed masses!
Intersectionality of 4; I'm also 6'7" and articulate, that's got to push me into negative numbers.
Score: 4 in San Antonio, TX
By abandoning all my catholic beliefs and values, and embracing radical Islam, and I jump WAY up the intersectionality scale.
Add to that the fact that I see myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body, and I’m now both solidly gay, and transgendered!!!
I’m also considering myself uneducated, because even though I have a masters degree, it’s in classic white-male-European topics (engineering). According to most progressives, that’s not an education at all, rather an indoctrination....
I’m feeling better and better about myself already!!!!!
Score: 57 in United States
This is toxic symptom of the SJW/Intersectionality disease. It used to be the radical Leftists who talked about who needed to be "first up against the wall when the Revolution comes"...I think the rest of us need to be looking hard at the people who spread this divisive filth.
Score: 14 in Waterloo, IL
I don’t see the problem with not being intersectional. Why can’t people be the way they want even if it’s a straight, white, male.
Why 50% of Americans (Democrats) want to classify people according to their skin color and their genitals is beyond me. Hey you, you’re not a world-class violinist, you’re an oppressed black woman ! Hey you, you’re not a hard-working white guy, you’re a POS white male. Sick.
Awesome. I got a 3! It's like golf right? What's par? (so privileged I even know golf terminology).
This is Marxism in new colors - if searching for conflict, you will get conflict. Idiots simply refuse to understand that we are all different and will always remain different.
Many people believe (espeacially in Sweden) in this nonsense, and proving they are right by encouraging other believers, as in all sects.
This menatl virus is rapidly infecting government and corporations, as liberals have no inherent resistance to stupidity - they must tolerate everything, even if it kills them!
The Biggest CRAP test I ever saw. Only a Marxist intellectual would come up with something like this.
Score: 11 in North Las Vegas, NV
I got a whooping 5 points so I must be one of the most privileged in the world. Of course, if I were to call a coworker the "N" word, the "Q" word, or other non politically correct word, my white privilege would count for 0. But that's the way of the world.
I wonder why you don't add "gun owner" to the list.
Christians are the world's most-persecuted religion....So WTH?
Hahaha 11? I'll take that as a badge of honor. Eff progressive nutsacks
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
In order for me to lower my score, I will have to become a Christian. Thank you for the information as I do everything in my power to piss off the authoritarian left every day of my life. Thanks to this site, I now know what more I can do.
Score: 82 in Pleasant Hill, CA
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
Would be funny, but there are people who actually believe this crap. The commentators here give me hope that not all is lost.