Intersectionality Score Calculator

Intersectionality Calculator

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Would be funny, but there are people who actually believe this crap. The commentators here give me hope that not all is lost.
Score: 13 in Germany
Perhaps everyone should be made to wear special digital badges indicating their level of privilege/oppression by colour and shape which also send out a privilege alert to nearby app users so they know how to avoid being accidentally oppressed. Plus their privilege scores could feed into their social score, like in China, that well-known free and liberal society. That way excess privilege can be flagged up and used as a justification for sending someone to the gulag education facility to have it checked professionally by social engineers who will all be hand-picked by Linda Sarsour
Score: 53 in New Zealand
can i cash in my privilege points for more v-bucks?
Score: 96 in United Kingdom
I love this test, it validates my hurt feelings, I feel entitled to compensation. I am as close to the top of the victim hood pyramid as it gets. When is my government going to make me rich. I want everything and I want it now. Stop oppressing me and shower me with free stuff.
Score: 97 in New Zealand
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism."

What if I want to make it lower though?
Score: 11 in Newark, DE
I am so brown, poor, muslim, gay, disabled, uneducated, old, and female, I am once again going to run for President of the USA... and this time I'll win!
Score: 97 in France
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. lol
Score: 6
The most oppressed group in the current political climate is a straight, white, Christian man.
Score: 14 in Poland
So a very poor straight man is more privelaged than a very rich gay man ? it’s funny how the intersectionalists scarcely include poverty in their list of oppressions since they’re all upper-middle class
Score: 28 in United Kingdom
This is nonsense.
Score: 7 in United States
Since I can identify as whatever I want my score is fluid.
Score: 85 in United States
This makes no sense

Fully Muslim
Fully Christian
Fully Jew
Slightly straight.
Slightly cisgender
Slightly born in Canada.

Whoever thought the sliders was a good idea should be fired for incompetence.

Take your ad campaigns offline. You're bleeding money without any ROI.
Score: 54 in Canada
This looks like a Monty Python sketch
Score: 17 in Croatia
i never met my dad. was abused physically by most of my small family and spent my childhood in borderline poverty. Thank you marxists, very cool!
Score: 16 in Allentown, PA
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Opps not yet ....
Score: 4 in Manassas, VA
I'm a 5, who should I oppress next?
Score: 3 in Palo Alto, CA
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
Score: 1 in Sedalia, MO
This is beyond stupid. I'm a terrible person because I'm a white, straight male Christian, apparently. How dumb is that?
Score: 13 in Saint George, UT
What the fuck is this shit
Score: 15 in Pullman, WA
at what score is "being offended" unlocked? asking for a friend
Score: 14 in Germany
Lol Martin Luther king is rolling in his grave
Score: 15 in Sanford, FL
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
Score: 5 in Alton, IL
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
Score: 7 in Edinburg, VA
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
World: end prejudice
Also world: check your self persecution score!
Score: 96 in United States
I love the comment section of this crap. It shows me just how mentally challenged you idiots are. To quote one person from this selfsame comment section, how can I use my privilege to pay my bills? It's funny that it states that I'm better off when compared to 70% of people in my country, yet I don't have a steady source of income, no car, and most importantly I've never been handed anything to me in my life ever based on my race, sexuality, sex, lack of disability or lack of religious beliefs. Do you want real equality? Stop assuming privilege based on my skin color, sexual preference, religious beliefs or social status and focus on me as a person. Is that too much to ask?
Score: 15 in Serbia
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
Being Jewisj gives your privilege points? ok... right... moving on this american progressive discrimination is arriving into my country, i hate you first worlders, and your progressive racial discrimination crap.
Score: 24 in Mexico
What's a "cisgender'?rnrnAlso, "person of colour"? Shouldn't this be "person of a certain colour" since we're all some colour or other? I know, I've looked. I'm not "white", I'm "light pink." Pink's a colour, isn't it?
Score: 25 in Canada
I'm so glad that I'm not a disgusting minority
Score: 3 in New Zealand
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
I feel oppressed by this quiz because there is no autism slider 😡
Score: 11 in United Kingdom
LOL this is the saddest effort from Clown World yet.
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
Score: 22 in Anaheim, CA
I feel so oppressed :(((((((
Honestly this test is messed up and ridiculous.
Should we open up a "how aryan are you" test next time?
Fucking stupid shit like this creates divides not companion ship.
Score: 97 in Germany
What score entails the unlimited N-word pass?
Score: 50
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
This is a parody, right? No adult can take this stuff seriously.
Score: 16 in Myakka City, FL
lol wat
Score: 60 in France
Lmao this is cancer
Score: 7 in Osprey, FL
Is this a joke?

I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.

Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.

Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.
Score: 25 in Weatherford, OK
How is it "improving your score" to become more oppressed? Why is oppression the goal? Shouldn't everyone's goal be to become more privileged?
Score: 5 in Huntingdon Valley, PA
I'm homeless, but because I'm white, I realized I have more privilege than the oppressed person of color that is a lawyer and lives in a huge house. Thanks for showing me my privilege!
Score: 21 in Kent, WA
I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.
Score: 5 in United States
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
Score: 97 in Ottawa, KS
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
Score: 18 in Tustin, CA
Such bullshit
Score: 97 in Maricopa, AZ
Welp, guess cos of things completely out of my control I’m considered a sexist, bigoted, arsehole who hates minorites.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
This whole concept of intersectionality is pure garbage. There is no accounting for the fact that I worked my ass off with zero help, using my own ingenuity, passion and hard work. This concept seems to be a way for those that lack any initiative to justify why they have gone no where. Im going to help you.... Seriously.... Listen to this because no one will tel you something more true than this..... LIFE IS HARD. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. YOU NEED TO HAVE GOALS, YOU NEED TO HAVE PASSION, YOU NEED TO GO GET WHAT YOU SEEK.
Score: 12 in United States
This is just stupid, basically anti Christian and anti straight men
Score: 9 in Annville, PA
What incredible divisive bullshit garbage this is.
Score: 20 in Hungary
This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.
Score: 16 in Sandown, NH
Sweet!

I got a 3!

The rest of you suck!
Score: 3 in El Paso, TX
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
Score: 7 in Edinburg, VA
I was bullied all of my life for being Jewish, my parents are divorced, and I'm low middle class. And I get a 14. Good job Liberals... Really progressing society.
Score: 14 in Denton, TX
Disgusting liberal piece of trash
Score: 3 in Arlington, TX
Intersectionality is cancer.

Sincerely, a gay man.
Score: 26 in Ireland
Thank god the comments section has some sense. It is pretty ironic in your attempt to abolish oppression your first instinct was to come up with a credit system based on physical attributes given at birth.
Score: 2 in Indianapolis, IN
This is a joke, but it isnt funny.
Score: 9 in Brooklyn, NY
I identify as having a higher score
Score: 35 in United Kingdom
As a poorly educated, disabled, transgender, LGBT, physically disabled, Muslim woman of colour it is good to know that some real allies care about me by calculating my oppression score.

I hope more members of the cisgender heteropatriarchy do this and check their privledge so the world can be a better place
Score: 96 in Australia
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
So if I pick person of colour, gay, female amd rich and well educated it still says that 92% of others are more priveleged. What a joke! Heavily flawed rating system!
Score: 29 in Canada
I honestly thought my mere existence was way more oppressive. Thanks for the buddy-check intersectionalityscore.com. I'll have to get those numbers up.
Score: 16 in Germany
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
Score: 13 in Lubbock, TX
This is bollocks
Score: 36 in United Kingdom
Even as the most intersectional person here, id say this is pretty fucked up
Score: 97 in United Kingdom
Being German means being privileged? Uhm ok? Can you assholes get over your anti-Germanic racism please? Thank you.
Score: 19 in Germany
Honk Honk 🤡🌎
Score: 3
Just FYI, intersectionality is about the biggest bunch of bullshit on the face of this planet. Facts don't care about your feelings
Score: 5 in Beckley, WV
Ahhh I love the smell of fighting against oppression by oppressing others in the morning
Score: 15 in United States
I'm a trans woman, born as a man, who is attracted to women, so that makes me gay. I'm several hues, very poor and uneducated and I fall down alot, Somehow I'm more oppressed if I'm Muslim. I don't get it, guess I'll have to read up on Marx. I'm sure he'll have all the awnsers, even though he was a cis man. *spits*
Score: 97 in Netherlands
I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!
Score: 7 in Lincoln, NE
How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum
Score: 3 in Canada
How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
I've got 15, time to oppress some people.
Score: 15 in Hungary
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
this is the dumbest thing
Score: 22 in Rexburg, ID
Your person of colour bar doesn't even take into account Asian skin tones, and the more "beige' tones are closer to white. If your goal is to fight whatever -ism or -phobia is being thrown around today, you've most certainly made an embarrassment of yourself.
Score: 39 in Malaysia
Ayo I be disabled 90 year old black lesbian tranny born from Congo. Poor and uneducated, I am also a jewish muslim. Where the free gibs at?
Score: 100 in United Kingdom
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
Score: 6 in Orient, OH
What a load of crap.
Score: 91 in Tucson, AZ
Imagine being so obsessed with victimhood that you decide to calculate it so you can bandy it around for others to see.
Score: 47 in Bellefontaine, OH
I am a white cis male and I am not ashamed.
Score: 15 in Romania
This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!
Score: 21 in Arvada, CO
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
Score: 60 in Taiwan
Scored 8,despite being an almost invisible minority (roughly 6-7%) where I live, in a country that openly and explicitly disadvantages my race, lel. This theory is on-par with flat earth theory XD.
Score: 6 in South Africa
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
Score: 2 in Hemet, CA
This is like, one of the dumbest things ive ever seen? So much lack of nuance. Bi people are always mor eprivileged than homo ppl? Im homo but cmon. Cis women have less privilege than trans men? Etc.
Score: 30 in Palm City, FL
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
Kinda seems like this test is rigged to be racist, sexist, and christianophobic towards me. How ironic....
Score: 5 in Sweden
I am blessed. <3
Score: 15 in Finland
This is pure cancer
Score: 49 in United Kingdom
I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.
Score: 6 in Memphis, TN
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