I am so brown, poor, muslim, gay, disabled, uneducated, old, and female, I am once again going to run for President of the USA... and this time I'll win!
Lmao his is hilarious. I can’t tell if this is an idiot who made this, or if it was a hilarious joke. Either way it is funny.
Score: 3 in Middleton, WI
Get a grip. See the Karpman triangle and understand anyone can shift their position from persecutor to victim to rescuer. People can choose to see themselves as a victim or not.
Perhaps everyone should be made to wear special digital badges indicating their level of privilege/oppression by colour and shape which also send out a privilege alert to nearby app users so they know how to avoid being accidentally oppressed. Plus their privilege scores could feed into their social score, like in China, that well-known free and liberal society. That way excess privilege can be flagged up and used as a justification for sending someone to the gulag education facility to have it checked professionally by social engineers who will all be hand-picked by Linda Sarsour
I got 100. What's my prize?
This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.
How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?
Score: 14 in Arlington, WA
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
The Nazis would be so proud of this site.
Score: 4 in Louisville, CO
Is this a joke?
I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.
Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.
Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.
Score: 25 in Weatherford, OK
I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.
Score: 5 in United States
What score entails the unlimited N-word pass?
Would be funny, but there are people who actually believe this crap. The commentators here give me hope that not all is lost.
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
How is it "improving your score" to become more oppressed? Why is oppression the goal? Shouldn't everyone's goal be to become more privileged?
Score: 5 in Huntingdon Valley, PA
I'm homeless, but because I'm white, I realized I have more privilege than the oppressed person of color that is a lawyer and lives in a huge house. Thanks for showing me my privilege!
This whole concept of intersectionality is pure garbage. There is no accounting for the fact that I worked my ass off with zero help, using my own ingenuity, passion and hard work. This concept seems to be a way for those that lack any initiative to justify why they have gone no where. Im going to help you.... Seriously.... Listen to this because no one will tel you something more true than this..... LIFE IS HARD. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. YOU NEED TO HAVE GOALS, YOU NEED TO HAVE PASSION, YOU NEED TO GO GET WHAT YOU SEEK.
Score: 12 in United States
This is just stupid, basically anti Christian and anti straight men
What incredible divisive bullshit garbage this is.
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
What's a "cisgender'?rnrnAlso, "person of colour"? Shouldn't this be "person of a certain colour" since we're all some colour or other? I know, I've looked. I'm not "white", I'm "light pink." Pink's a colour, isn't it?
Welp, guess cos of things completely out of my control I’m considered a sexist, bigoted, arsehole who hates minorites.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
Ahhh I love the smell of fighting against oppression by oppressing others in the morning
Score: 15 in United States
This is a joke, but it isnt funny.
I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!
I identify as having a higher score
Score: 35 in United Kingdom
How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum
I am curious where to go to be elected world emperor? I also am quadra racially mixed, have no genitalia, identify as an alien from Zebidon Estoclion 9, I have an Intersectional score of 100,000,000,000 I am your God
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
Imagine being so obsessed with victimhood that you decide to calculate it so you can bandy it around for others to see.
Score: 47 in Bellefontaine, OH
I am a white cis male and I am not ashamed.
This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!
What is Cisgender? I assume it means moral?
Score: 1 in Fort Wayne, IN
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
Being Jewisj gives your privilege points? ok... right... moving on this american progressive discrimination is arriving into my country, i hate you first worlders, and your progressive racial discrimination crap.
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.
To prove how utterly stupid this is, Idi Amin who killed over 1 million people has a better 'intersectionality' score than Abraham Lincoln.
Score: 93 in United States
It's a miracle that such low intelligence people were able to compile this webpage.
As a poorly educated, disabled, transgender, LGBT, physically disabled, Muslim woman of colour it is good to know that some real allies care about me by calculating my oppression score.
I hope more members of the cisgender heteropatriarchy do this and check their privledge so the world can be a better place
I got a 5, Hot Damn!
I can't wait to start oppressing, I only wish I had known this earlier!
Score: 8 in Sacramento, CA
Honestly, there is no use for people who come up with stupid shit like this in the real world. They have NO VALUE whatsoever. None.
Is this a joke? Privileged for what? For being a Catholic white male in Italy? What privilege is this? I'm simply a normal citizen in my own country.
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.
Score: 3 in United States
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
my only redeemable quality is that i’m gay so who’s up for anal
Score: 27 in United Kingdom
I'm black so my score was 32 but when I changed the race to white it was 4. That's very racist towards white people in America.
Score: 32 in United States
A Mexican scoring a 10.... How so privileged and not oppressed?! Because I paid my way through College and Follow the One True God Jesus Christ... The American Way, that's how!
Score: 10 in Mckinney, TX
Ayo I be disabled 90 year old black lesbian tranny born from Congo. Poor and uneducated, I am also a jewish muslim. Where the free gibs at?
Score: 100 in United Kingdom
Why do they say you can “explore the wild side of your sexuality” to improve your score? I was told that being gay wasn’t a lifestyle choice. Well, maybe it is according to intersexuality.
Score: 9 in Scotch Plains, NJ
Turns out I have more privilege than I need. Willing to sell some or trade for something useful. Reply if interested. (Bitcoin accepted)
How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
I've got 15, time to oppress some people.
I honestly thought my mere existence was way more oppressive. Thanks for the buddy-check intersectionalityscore.com. I'll have to get those numbers up.
Thank god the comments section has some sense. It is pretty ironic in your attempt to abolish oppression your first instinct was to come up with a credit system based on physical attributes given at birth.
Score: 2 in Indianapolis, IN
now this is some real cancer
Score: 20 in San Antonio, TX
Money is the only real privilege in this world, and to the racists that made this bullshit test fuck off.
Score: 91 in Mount Vernon, IA
I'm a trans-species asexual Mongolian vegan amputee with a speech impediment. This scale marginalizes me in all of my intersections. RAAACISST!!!
Score: 6 in United States
I speak one of the most unintelligible and hard to learn languages in the world that no-one outside my country knows or even want to know. Also I was born in my country, a drab grey shithole where they lack of sunlight makes you want slit your wrists, you can't have a house of your own without a six number loan and your can't have decent living without working 60 hours a week. If I was born in Switzerland or Japan I'd be soo much worse off. Also I had the misfortune to be born a man, so I'm 8 times as likely to commit suicide than women in my country while living 5 year shorter lifespan. No to mention I must have higher score to be admitted to university, treated less charitably by the police, random people on the street or teachers in school. Oh, and also when it comes to divorce, I have 50% chance of losing my house to my former wife and 97% chance of not having the custody over my children, which means paying thousands in alimony a month, while having to see my kid once every two weeks. Very cool.
But thank you Intersectionality Score Calculator that you convinced me that those things are privileges.
This website is what happens when left wing journos learn to code...
Score: 1 in United Kingdom
Great to know finally have a test that recognized my devout Jewish/Muslim faith
take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass
I wish it was clearer if this was a joke or not.
Hilarious shit. Thank you for the laugh.
I'm a trans woman, born as a man, who is attracted to women, so that makes me gay. I'm several hues, very poor and uneducated and I fall down alot, Somehow I'm more oppressed if I'm Muslim. I don't get it, guess I'll have to read up on Marx. I'm sure he'll have all the awnsers, even though he was a cis man. *spits*
this is nothing but socialist racism. today's socialism has become the new Nazism
This is a religion in its own right, a completely bigoted, ignorant and inhuman way to measure your fellow human beings.
Score: 96 in United Kingdom
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
Scored 8,despite being an almost invisible minority (roughly 6-7%) where I live, in a country that openly and explicitly disadvantages my race, lel. This theory is on-par with flat earth theory XD.
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
This is like, one of the dumbest things ive ever seen? So much lack of nuance. Bi people are always mor eprivileged than homo ppl? Im homo but cmon. Cis women have less privilege than trans men? Etc.
Score: 30 in Palm City, FL
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
Your intersectionality score: 5
You are more privileged than 96% of others!
Yay! It's almost like I don't have to go to work with the peasants..
Sorry, SJWs. Gotta go. My new yacht is ready for sea trials, and I want to be aboard her. Sux2bU.
I'm so glad that I took this test so that I know I can oppress 93% of people simply because I'm a straight, white, Christian man who isn't a failure. I'll get right to oppressing minorities right away. Even your own stats don't even make sense with the agenda you're trying to push guys, come on. Then again, logic is probably oppressive too, right?
My score is 25, guessing because I am not religious and I haven't been born in the States (English is my second or rather third language). However, this entire thing is complete and utter BS. Socail justice is fascism. Feminism is poison. Trannies are mentally ill. GTFO! MAGA!!!
Score: 24 in Las Vegas, NV
Good to see the comment section is in agreement as to how stupid this is
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
I laugh at this tool of a tool. Leftist lunacy. Even with my pretty high score, I would refuse to accept any identity-advantage over another human being
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
This idealogy is deeply flawed. This is the mirror image of Nazism.
Only male and female options are displayed. I find this offensive.
Score: 12 in South Africa
I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.
Really dislike the way you phrase "improving your score by not being straight or christian"
im all for fighting against discrimination, that includes dick heads who think having a different sexuality or religion makes you a better person.
Score: 14 in United Kingdom
The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD
About as scientific as a horoscope. Wouldn't that be a fun section in the newspaper? Integrate it with meteorology. "Today is gonna be a hot day. So all you fat people and muslim women, be aware your oppressed index just went up"
Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL