Your intersectionality score: 5
You are more privileged than 96% of others!
Yay! It's almost like I don't have to go to work with the peasants..
Sorry, SJWs. Gotta go. My new yacht is ready for sea trials, and I want to be aboard her. Sux2bU.
I'm so glad that I took this test so that I know I can oppress 93% of people simply because I'm a straight, white, Christian man who isn't a failure. I'll get right to oppressing minorities right away. Even your own stats don't even make sense with the agenda you're trying to push guys, come on. Then again, logic is probably oppressive too, right?
Really dislike the way you phrase "improving your score by not being straight or christian"
im all for fighting against discrimination, that includes dick heads who think having a different sexuality or religion makes you a better person.
Score: 14 in United Kingdom
My score is 25, guessing because I am not religious and I haven't been born in the States (English is my second or rather third language). However, this entire thing is complete and utter BS. Socail justice is fascism. Feminism is poison. Trannies are mentally ill. GTFO! MAGA!!!
Score: 24 in Las Vegas, NV
Good to see the comment section is in agreement as to how stupid this is
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
So if I pick person of colour, gay, female amd rich and well educated it still says that 92% of others are more priveleged. What a joke! Heavily flawed rating system!
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
This idealogy is deeply flawed. This is the mirror image of Nazism.
Only male and female options are displayed. I find this offensive.
Score: 12 in South Africa
I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.
The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD
About as scientific as a horoscope. Wouldn't that be a fun section in the newspaper? Integrate it with meteorology. "Today is gonna be a hot day. So all you fat people and muslim women, be aware your oppressed index just went up"
Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.
I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?
Score: 3 in Saint Petersburg, FL
1! And I guess that makes me the the boss. Everybody: in my office tomorrow at 10am sharp! (Ok, I lied about being ‘devout’ Christian)
Stupid test. The whole concept of intersectionality and privilege is idiotic -- obviously something dreamed up by progressive socialists who'd be better tossed out of helicopters.
Score: 14 in Indianapolis, IN
In order for me to lower my score, I will have to become a Christian. Thank you for the information as I do everything in my power to piss off the authoritarian left every day of my life. Thanks to this site, I now know what more I can do.
Score: 82 in Pleasant Hill, CA
hahahahahaha i'm so privileged
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."- Rev. Martin Luther King
"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality."
So basically you want to fuck over white people for their race, nationality, gender identity and religion? Sounds like the exact opposite of the dream quoted.
I noticed that this calculator only recognizes the gender continuum of cisgender to transgender. This bigoted nonsense offends people like me who identify as AH-64 Longbows. Please modify the calculator to be more inclusive of other identities such as sex robots and leprechauns.
A rich, straight, ph.d. cis, young, able-bodied, American, English speaking black person is less privileged than 72% of all people on Earth according to this. That should tell you everything you need to know about this parser.
I received a 32 on the test however, I think this is the biggest bunch of crap I’ve ever seen.
Score: 32 in Charlotte, NC
You know, here's the thing about intersectionality. As you point out, there are literally 100s (and probably way more) of factors that can affect people's lives. If you split people into groups and go further and further and down ad infinitum, do you know what you'll find? You get down to the level of the individual. Which incidentally, is precisely the level at which Western society (for hundreds of years) has said you should treat people.
Obviously this is a matter of principle, and anyone can find examples where that doesn't happen, and I will happily stand with you in supporting people who are treated unfairly by someone else due to something like their skin colour. But this notion of privilege points and intersectionality scores is the biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen. Treating people who belong to a group as a homogenous bloc is insulting and stupid. In fact, the evidence is that you will find more diversity within a group than between groups!
According your "reasoning", a homeless white cisgender UK-born male is somehow more privileged than a rich, lesbian immigrant woman of colour. Can you not see this is utter madness?!?!?!
There's a relatively famous chap (you may have heard of him) who once said, "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
Seems to me you people would rather judge us by the colour of our skin (among other things). Disappointing.
Score: 7 in United Kingdom
The existence of this website is just further evidence that we need a purge. Fire up the ovens.
This truly is one of the silliest, most puerile things I have ever seen in my life!
Score: 7 in United Kingdom
I'm sorry I caused all the problems.
Score: 8 in United States
Notice how being a Christian somehow makes you an oppressor but being a Muslim or a Jew means you're a victim
Score: 31 in Long Beach, CA
From the website it states: To start every business meeting by forcing your employees to share their intersectionality scores. Not only is this stupid, oppressive, bullying, discriminatory, sexist and bigoted IT IS ILLEGAL!!! It is illegal to consider race, sex, marriage, religion, as a qualifier/disqualifier for employment or within employed status. Any employer who attempts to use this to pit employees against each other or use it to determine wages, promotions, demotions or other hiring and employment practices should be rightfully sued until they exist no more.
Score: 93 in United States
They missed the four most important questions. 1.) Do you work your ass off 2.) Do you not do criminal stuff? 3.) Did you take advantage of your education?
4.) Do you make wise decisions?
Score: 4 in United States
Aaah, who knew I was superior then 82% of the world.
Pure Bless, now I have a number to show the non believers.
Intersectionality seems more divisive than it is useful, judging people by arbitrary labels instead of as a person.
I manage to get a 5 and I'm proud of this. Fuck you and your site, you fucking leftist. Soon, you will get a free ride in our helicopters.
The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.
Somehow I, a person of working class background from a former warzone am much more privileged than Barrack Obama; a wealthy former president of the most powerful country on the planet.
The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...
Score: 52 in Beaumont, TX
Congratulations, you've made yourselves a stupid straw man to play with, and now you get to feel pleased with yourselves for sniggering at people who care about people with problems that not everyone is familiar with. For those who aren't in on it, this is an attempt at a joke: "log-exponential multivariable analysis", for example, is meaningless jargon (logarithms and exponents cancel each other out), and no actual social theorist who cares about intersectionality would ever argue that privilege in human societies can be reduced to such a trivial statistic.
Hee hee--this would be hilarious if this kind of BS wasn't actually ruining the world. Hard to believe that people take this seriously. ON a happy note, I am 53% victim!! http://redalertpolitics.com/2017/09/26/south-park-hilariously-destroys-victimhood-culture-identity-politics-new-parody-ad-video/
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
I only got 17 because I'm an old disabled git.
Score: 16 in United Kingdom
Haha! The bullshit. It smells.
Score: 28 in Lawrenceville, GA
I saw this and I literally cannot tell if this is satire or not. This website embodies one of the biggest problems in our country today.
Score: 25 in United States
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Where can I get my oppression points card? Oppression is the only currency with anything these days
What a load of horse shit.
Why do only majority-white counties have to be diverse?
At a score of only 7, it appears that I ought to sell everything I own and give it to charity. I am ashamed of my low score and will try anything to bring it up. I've never failed anything this hard, even in physics.
Score: 7 in Lenoir City, TN
I entered the Konami code and started the test with 30 extra intersectionality points!
Score: 15 in Rochester, MI
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Shouldn't there be a question about whether or not you're a crossing guard or traffic cop, or maybe are married to one? This is about intersections right?
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
Looks like I'm pretty privileged. Can anyone tell me exactly what my privileges are? Do I get free appetizers at TGI Friday's or anything? Anything useful?
I got a 7. I'm so problematic. Where do I report for anti white indoctrination so I can alleviate some of my inherent problematic-ness.
Score: 8 in Landisville, PA
Hey, how exactly does one use this white male working class privilege? I still live in a shitty apartment in a dead New England mill town, and work two jobs to barely make ends meet. My wife is a stay at home mom, but she got a part time job to afford Christmas for our white male childrenrn. I must be doing something wrong..
Score: 15 in Buckfield, ME
"you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"rnDo the people that designed this test even have a brain?
I need to add this to my online dating profile so I make sure I'm dating within an appropriate socio economic privelege group!
I'm still sane and straight, so my score was fairly low.
How pathetic to quote MLK then have the first slider judge you by the colour of your skin, not the content of your character... He'd be rolling in his grave.
Score: 12 in United Kingdom
At first I thought this was a joke. This is stupid
Score: 29 in Takoma Park, MD
What about a slider for being ugly
So, according to this calculator, and all other things being equal, a disabled male has more privilege than an able-bodied female. Who's the PhD behind this trite social justice analysis?
9 Man that's 30 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.
Score: 9 in Sugar Land, TX
As a bisexual, brown gender nonconforming man who is disabled in a couple of significant ways ... what the everloving fuck are you doing with your completely mangled understanding of privilege and oppression? Oppression olympics only pits marginalised groups against each other and places them in subjective hierarchies.
Finally a tool for us Arians to truly judge the worth of a person and quantify just how much better we are as a race.
"how to improve your score"
im being oppressed so why would I want the number to go up? thats fucking ridiculous i work to improve my life why would I want to be more oppressed?
This is some pure bullshit. I can just be a bit more gay and become the oppressed.
Score: 23 in United Kingdom
Being Jewish/Muslim adds points, but being Christian removes points.
Score: 8 in United Kingdom
Where's the fat slider? I just had half a pizza and I feel way more oppressed after finish in than i did before it.
Score: 17 in United Kingdom
I can’t tell if this is satire or not. This is satire right?
Score: 50 in Brighton, MA
only a lefty could believe this idiocy
Score: 9 in United States
I beg of you to take this site down for the good of all humankind. I dont even know where to begin but it suffices to say that if you have half a brain that functions, you dont take this seriously. Id be happy to explain why privately because I can single out your personal issues with my opinion rather than me having to form an essay on why this is bullshit.
However I will make a few points. This bothers me on a deep level. And I cannot believe this site in totally unironic. A few years ago this would be a complete joke!
1. You are completely ignoring what martin luther king said. Ill paraphrase: MLK said to judge people NOT on the color of their skin, but on the content of their character. So if im a black or white liberal, or a black or white trump supporter, it shouldnt hinder or bolster my opinion in any way.
(Example if I see a guy with alone with a hoodie in a 7 11 acting odd, I will be a bit uncomfortable, Black or white! Mind you if that person is black and I feel uncomfortable Ill be called a racist.)
2. This is over-generalized and you should AT LEAST put a disclaimer saying that these measures and calculations are extremely over-generalized, and are in no way indicative of
how privileged one is, simply due to the fact that you are disregarding all other major and minor factors in said persons life!
Waarom is deze site in het Engels en niet gewoon in het Nederlands? Oh wacht, Nederlands is een koloniale racistisch taal
Hell yeah time to go oppress 75% of others
You know who else made people wear labels with a percentage on them depicting their value to society?
literally the nazis, you're literally nazis
Did Jussie Smollett create this site? Victim competition... Woo hoo!
Score: 93 in Moultrie, GA
Sure are a lot of offended white people in the comments section lol
Thought it was a joke. Not sure now.
Score: 16 in United States
Intersectionality is a new religion where the original sin is being average and you must self flagellate eternally to appease those higher on the progressive stack.
This thing is great for fun at parties. You should definitely add a slider for political and/or idiological standpoints, or economic views, like democrat/republican, progressive/moderate/conservative, capitalist/communist, etc. Maybe a slider for social activism like none at all to screeching at the sky when bad orange men are elected.
I scored a 12! Whoo! Yay for privilege! Suck it, gender noconforming pastafarian furries of color!
Score: 1 in South Dartmouth, MA
Wow!!! I am 99% more privileged than all of you! I'm going to stop by the country club on my way to the ski chalet this weekend!
Score: 1 in Chestnut Hill, MA
How being a devout Christian is lowering my oppression? Did anyone ever looked that its 2019 and ppl detest Christianity and all values it has??? Pathetic.
Lol. I'm am more privileged than 100% of others! Kneel before me peons!
Uses sliders because "people fit along a spectrum of identities", yet the numbers change as integers. LOL, fail!
I think this website underestimate the power of female privilege.
Score: 29 in United Kingdom
Another attempt at social engineering by designing something that makes you guilty of you are white, straight, born in the US and a Christian.
Wahoo! Suck it, great unwashed masses!
Thanks Intersectionality Score!
Now I have your much needed approval and found out I score 6, making me more privileged than 93% of peasants, I mean people, I'm off to oppress the proletariat. Happy Birthday to me.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
Awesome. I got a 3! It's like golf right? What's par? (so privileged I even know golf terminology).
If being born in Russia is a privilege, then fuck you
Score: 54 in Russian Federation