I feel oppressed by this quiz because there is no autism slider 😡

LOL this is the saddest effort from Clown World yet.

I feel so oppressed :(((((((
Honestly this test is messed up and ridiculous.
Should we open up a "how aryan are you" test next time?
Fucking stupid shit like this creates divides not companion ship.

This is such racist nonsense. Shame on you all.

Welp, guess cos of things completely out of my control I’m considered a sexist, bigoted, arsehole who hates minorites.

Ayo I be disabled 90 year old black lesbian tranny born from Congo. Poor and uneducated, I am also a jewish muslim. Where the free gibs at?

How is being a stupid white straight male that lives in a camper Works a dead end job I can barely afford rent and food Make Me privalaged?

You know who else made people wear labels with a percentage on them depicting their value to society?

literally the nazis, you're literally nazis

lol wat

Lmao this is cancer

Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.

How can you be 100% male, 100% straight, and still have a slider for cis gender? Also, I'm a devout Christian/Muslim/Jew. Meh, enjoy your identity politics Marxist scum

It says "You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." Since I think this is utter nonsense, may I subtract 5 points and get myself to 0?

Is this a joke?

I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.

Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.

Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.

How is it "improving your score" to become more oppressed? Why is oppression the goal? Shouldn't everyone's goal be to become more privileged?

I'm homeless, but because I'm white, I realized I have more privilege than the oppressed person of color that is a lawyer and lives in a huge house. Thanks for showing me my privilege!

This whole concept of intersectionality is pure garbage. There is no accounting for the fact that I worked my ass off with zero help, using my own ingenuity, passion and hard work. This concept seems to be a way for those that lack any initiative to justify why they have gone no where. Im going to help you.... Seriously.... Listen to this because no one will tel you something more true than this..... LIFE IS HARD. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. YOU NEED TO HAVE GOALS, YOU NEED TO HAVE PASSION, YOU NEED TO GO GET WHAT YOU SEEK.

I should probably just delete all my social media accounts and sell myself into slavery to the next person I meet due to all my privilege.

What incredible divisive bullshit garbage this is.

In order for me to lower my score, I will have to become a Christian. Thank you for the information as I do everything in my power to piss off the authoritarian left every day of my life. Thanks to this site, I now know what more I can do.

I only got 17 because I'm an old disabled git.

Your person of colour bar doesn't even take into account Asian skin tones, and the more "beige' tones are closer to white. If your goal is to fight whatever -ism or -phobia is being thrown around today, you've most certainly made an embarrassment of yourself.

Intersectionality is a degenerate poison killing our civilisations

To the bigoted little pig creeps who created this. There is a special place in Hell for people like you. You vile disgusting worms.

This is a joke, but it isnt funny.

This is just stupid, basically anti Christian and anti straight men

I identify as having a higher score

This privilege calculator would claim that poor/disabled ex-coal miners in West Virginia are more privileged than Barack Obama and his family. Absolute rubbish, the rich-poor difference is only 5 points, the high-low education difference is only 4 points, but the white-PoC difference is 27 points.

I got a 7. I'm so problematic. Where do I report for anti white indoctrination so I can alleviate some of my inherent problematic-ness.

How idiotic.

Hell yeah time to go oppress 75% of others

4. Beat that!

This is a parody site, isn't it?

Notice how you loose points for being white, straight, male, cisgender, Cristian, etc?

Intersectionality is cancer.

Sincerely, a gay man.

Honk Honk 🤡🌎

Just FYI, intersectionality is about the biggest bunch of bullshit on the face of this planet. Facts don't care about your feelings

This website is what happens when left wing journos learn to code...

I honest to God thought this was a joke when I saw it. SAD!

take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass

How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!

Stupid test. The whole concept of intersectionality and privilege is idiotic -- obviously something dreamed up by progressive socialists who'd be better tossed out of helicopters.

i got 29.. 70% of others are more privileged .. does that mean i get victim hood status? PAY ME BITCHES

With everything else the same, you can go from 1 to 16 just by moving the slider to female.

Being German means being privileged? Uhm ok? Can you assholes get over your anti-Germanic racism please? Thank you.

Ahhh I love the smell of fighting against oppression by oppressing others in the morning

Great to know finally have a test that recognized my devout Jewish/Muslim faith

Heh. 6 as well.

Poe's law is an amazing thing.

TRUMP 2020

What a load of crap.

I wish it was clearer if this was a joke or not.

i guess im better than 93 % of people.

"As you can see below, intersectional scores are as diverse as the people they represent. The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." - which contradicts when it states: "Your intersectionality score: 7 You are more privileged than 87% of others!"

Bruuuh lol

I hope this is a joke!

Imagine being so obsessed with victimhood that you decide to calculate it so you can bandy it around for others to see.

I speak one of the most unintelligible and hard to learn languages in the world that no-one outside my country knows or even want to know. Also I was born in my country, a drab grey shithole where they lack of sunlight makes you want slit your wrists, you can't have a house of your own without a six number loan and your can't have decent living without working 60 hours a week. If I was born in Switzerland or Japan I'd be soo much worse off. Also I had the misfortune to be born a man, so I'm 8 times as likely to commit suicide than women in my country while living 5 year shorter lifespan. No to mention I must have higher score to be admitted to university, treated less charitably by the police, random people on the street or teachers in school. Oh, and also when it comes to divorce, I have 50% chance of losing my house to my former wife and 97% chance of not having the custody over my children, which means paying thousands in alimony a month, while having to see my kid once every two weeks. Very cool.
But thank you Intersectionality Score Calculator that you convinced me that those things are privileges.

I am a white cis male and I am not ashamed.

This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!

Honestly, there is no use for people who come up with stupid shit like this in the real world. They have NO VALUE whatsoever. None.

This is the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet this week. You people are morons.

This is such bullshit

Bullshit.

Racism at it's very finest. The liberal left has completely gone off the deep end.

Kinda seems like this test is rigged to be racist, sexist, and christianophobic towards me. How ironic....

I am blessed. <3

This is pure cancer

my only redeemable quality is that i’m gay so who’s up for anal

I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.

To prove how utterly stupid this is, Idi Amin who killed over 1 million people has a better 'intersectionality' score than Abraham Lincoln.

It's a miracle that such low intelligence people were able to compile this webpage.

I got a 5, Hot Damn!
I can't wait to start oppressing, I only wish I had known this earlier!

Is this a joke? Privileged for what? For being a Catholic white male in Italy? What privilege is this? I'm simply a normal citizen in my own country.

I am ugly and get laughed at all the time!! You oppress me by excluding this!!

"you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"rnDo the people that designed this test even have a brain?

I'm black so my score was 32 but when I changed the race to white it was 4. That's very racist towards white people in America.

A Mexican scoring a 10.... How so privileged and not oppressed?! Because I paid my way through College and Follow the One True God Jesus Christ... The American Way, that's how!

Why do they say you can “explore the wild side of your sexuality” to improve your score? I was told that being gay wasn’t a lifestyle choice. Well, maybe it is according to intersexuality.

This is a religion in its own right, a completely bigoted, ignorant and inhuman way to measure your fellow human beings.

Turns out I have more privilege than I need. Willing to sell some or trade for something useful. Reply if interested. (Bitcoin accepted)

I am a white male heterosexual. I am the most oppressed kind of person nowadays. Also, at the end of my life I will have paid more taxes than I have cost.

You failed to include a slider for neanderthal ancestry. I'm being oppressed!

HAHAHA, what a fucking joke. You sick people that make up shit like this, do so only to make your talking points right. If you want success, get off your ass and get to work on doing something other than bitching, crying and blaming someone or something OTHER than yourself. Not everyone gets a ribbon, you don't always get to win, but you don't have to always lose. Stop being a pussy, looking to blame or force guilt. Complete disgusting garbage.

Lol... Disabled poor trans Brown gay Jewish Muslims are apparently still better off than 8 percent of the world....

So. You have a racist calculator, devoted to segregating people by their oppression score, and yet not the braincells to see the irony in having MLK's "i have a dream" speech as the very next line? And you wonder why people laugh at you.

This is obviously satire - but is actually a great concept in my opinion to break down the different types of privileges and explain intersectionality. Too bad it's a joke! The rest of you triggered low scoring people can calm tf down. It's not that serious. Privilege doesn't mean you didn't work for what you have, just that someone else had more and different kind of obstacles than you.

The lower your score, the more society hates you.

Now thats racist 123, now with ironic MLK quotes.

I see you quoted Muhammad Ali. Can you also post his quote about racemixing?

Sorry, SJWs. Gotta go. My new yacht is ready for sea trials, and I want to be aboard her. Sux2bU.

now this is some real cancer

The existence of this website is just further evidence that we need a purge. Fire up the ovens.

Money is the only real privilege in this world, and to the racists that made this bullshit test fuck off.

I'm a trans-species asexual Mongolian vegan amputee with a speech impediment. This scale marginalizes me in all of my intersections. RAAACISST!!!

Man I have yet to see a single positive comment that says this thing doesn't plain suck!

Really dislike the way you phrase "improving your score by not being straight or christian"
im all for fighting against discrimination, that includes dick heads who think having a different sexuality or religion makes you a better person.

Shouldn't there be a question about whether or not you're a crossing guard or traffic cop, or maybe are married to one? This is about intersections right?

1! And I guess that makes me the the boss. Everybody: in my office tomorrow at 10am sharp! (Ok, I lied about being ‘devout’ Christian)
Cheers!

Nothing for Redheads? These has to be an ism that applies here