I got a one!

According to this I'm an big oppressor getting only a score of 8. Most of the results mostly comes from unchangeable facts about me. Secondly my desire to educate myself and an ambition to stay in shape. Am I to understand that a higher score makes a better person? How does this test not prejudge me? If equal opportunity is the goal, this is not the answer.

Something stinks of socialism agenda!

a billionaire Saudi Sheikh is less privileged than a disabled homeless white man

filled in the stats as if I were Oprah Winfrey - "84% of others are more privileged than you", must be hard being a multi billionaire celebrity.

Is this a joke?

Only male and female options are displayed. I find this offensive.

Hilarious shit. Thank you for the laugh.

So, according to this calculator, and all other things being equal, a disabled male has more privilege than an able-bodied female. Who's the PhD behind this trite social justice analysis?

How being a devout Christian is lowering my oppression? Did anyone ever looked that its 2019 and ppl detest Christianity and all values it has??? Pathetic.

At a score of only 7, it appears that I ought to sell everything I own and give it to charity. I am ashamed of my low score and will try anything to bring it up. I've never failed anything this hard, even in physics.

Zig Heil. I guess.

this is nothing but socialist racism. today's socialism has become the new Nazism

My score is 25, guessing because I am not religious and I haven't been born in the States (English is my second or rather third language). However, this entire thing is complete and utter BS. Socail justice is fascism. Feminism is poison. Trannies are mentally ill. GTFO! MAGA!!!

Good to see the comment section is in agreement as to how stupid this is

Awesome. I got a 3! It's like golf right? What's par? (so privileged I even know golf terminology).

23! If I wasn't half black I'd have a 9. Thank you based brown genes for this privileg- I mean, lack of privilege!

why am I only 72% privileged? What a hell? Where's the slider for German is the third foreign language?

Funny af

I wish I was more oppressed. I never felt so disgusted about my self. I feel like my entire existence is an oppressive force.

1984: 2+2=5
A fact that was never true but was forced onto to people. After time, many of the general public just defaulted to it being correct. It became enforced and if anyone were to disagree, it wouldn't end well.
2019: A man can be a woman
Notice any similarities?

Leftist bull

This is ridiculous. ‘Privilege’ is just a way of making people feel disempowered or guilty. It’s a lose/lose system. Just be grateful for what you have, love yourself and treat everyone with respect and compassion. True empowerment comes from within and it has nothing to do with your ‘position in life’. The most privileged people are those who take time to renew their mind.

I am disappointed with my score of 7. If I can get 5 points for activism, maybe change religion and then chop of a hand, can get a promotion?

Funny how you have an MLK quote about a world where we don’t judge based on skin color.

Trump 2020

Your intersectionality score: 5
You are more privileged than 96% of others!

Yay! It's almost like I don't have to go to work with the peasants..

I'm so glad that I took this test so that I know I can oppress 93% of people simply because I'm a straight, white, Christian man who isn't a failure. I'll get right to oppressing minorities right away. Even your own stats don't even make sense with the agenda you're trying to push guys, come on. Then again, logic is probably oppressive too, right?

Take that losers. Score 1. I am more privileged than 100% of others. I am more privileged than you. That means you should aspire to be like me, or at least try and make your children like me.

Lol. I'm am more privileged than 100% of others! Kneel before me peons!

Somehow I, a person of working class background from a former warzone am much more privileged than Barrack Obama; a wealthy former president of the most powerful country on the planet.

About as scientific as a horoscope. Wouldn't that be a fun section in the newspaper? Integrate it with meteorology. "Today is gonna be a hot day. So all you fat people and muslim women, be aware your oppressed index just went up"

Waarom is deze site in het Engels en niet gewoon in het Nederlands? Oh wacht, Nederlands is een koloniale racistisch taal

Hilarious!

This site is racist.

You know, here's the thing about intersectionality. As you point out, there are literally 100s (and probably way more) of factors that can affect people's lives. If you split people into groups and go further and further and down ad infinitum, do you know what you'll find? You get down to the level of the individual. Which incidentally, is precisely the level at which Western society (for hundreds of years) has said you should treat people.

Obviously this is a matter of principle, and anyone can find examples where that doesn't happen, and I will happily stand with you in supporting people who are treated unfairly by someone else due to something like their skin colour. But this notion of privilege points and intersectionality scores is the biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen. Treating people who belong to a group as a homogenous bloc is insulting and stupid. In fact, the evidence is that you will find more diversity within a group than between groups!

According your "reasoning", a homeless white cisgender UK-born male is somehow more privileged than a rich, lesbian immigrant woman of colour. Can you not see this is utter madness?!?!?!

There's a relatively famous chap (you may have heard of him) who once said, "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

Seems to me you people would rather judge us by the colour of our skin (among other things). Disappointing.

This idealogy is deeply flawed. This is the mirror image of Nazism.

This thing is great for fun at parties. You should definitely add a slider for political and/or idiological standpoints, or economic views, like democrat/republican, progressive/moderate/conservative, capitalist/communist, etc. Maybe a slider for social activism like none at all to screeching at the sky when bad orange men are elected.

I scored a 12! Whoo! Yay for privilege! Suck it, gender noconforming pastafarian furries of color!

I’m a lifelong blueberry farmer that struggles to stay afloat..although I love my life and career, somehow I’m not really feeling this awesome score I have.

I decided to convert to Islam and have since made my girlfriend wear a hijab or I’ll beat her with a stick the length of my thumb (it’s okay the Quran told me it’s okay).

From the website it states: To start every business meeting by forcing your employees to share their intersectionality scores. Not only is this stupid, oppressive, bullying, discriminatory, sexist and bigoted IT IS ILLEGAL!!! It is illegal to consider race, sex, marriage, religion, as a qualifier/disqualifier for employment or within employed status. Any employer who attempts to use this to pit employees against each other or use it to determine wages, promotions, demotions or other hiring and employment practices should be rightfully sued until they exist no more.

As a bisexual, brown gender nonconforming man who is disabled in a couple of significant ways ... what the everloving fuck are you doing with your completely mangled understanding of privilege and oppression? Oppression olympics only pits marginalised groups against each other and places them in subjective hierarchies.

The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.

The entire concept of intersectionality is completely bogus. I don't care about your skin color, your gender, or your sexual preference. Are you a leach or a contributor? Are you obeying the law, or are you breaking the law? That's all that matters. This is what we should be teaching our children, along with good money management practices. PERIOD

Being white, born in the USA, and now of an age and history, I will not apologize to any SJW or millennial or other, snot nose, malcontent who may feel triggered or had a safe space invaded (the horror!). Go suck an egg, and grow up, you pantywaist.

I am by birth an illegal, transgender, Muslim, uneducated, poor, old woman. But I identify as a rich white male christian doctor. So does that mean I broke the test?

Whahahaha. See here the complete and utter bankrupcy of the whole intersectionality movement (and with it, most of the "soft sciences" by now, it's a cancer) in one easy "web app". FYI, it's overly complicated. You really only need one single slider. It goes from "normal person" to "whiny bitch". That would at least neatly sidestep the rather horrible sanctioned discrimination on the bases of race, gender, belief, and whatnot else, that you're promoting here. That's right, "intersectionality" is nothing but complete and utter racism in a virtue signalling sauce. But still racism at its core. By promoting this you're making the world a little worse, certainly no better. Something to be proud of, eh.

I got a 7. Now where do I find the list of people it's still OK for me to oppress?

I've got some work to do if I want to get to "1"

This rating system is biased against me because of (in order) my skin color, sexuality, gender, income, age, education, and religion. Welcome to the new racism, sexism ... totalitarianism.

Haha oh wow, you need to add "your sides" slider. Mine are in the fucking orbit.

Heh. Only a “12”? I need to work harder. I love the cognitive dissonance that went into selecting quotes from people who spoke against judging people by their skin color and yet including a slide bar that scores you lower (bad) if you are white. Hard to tell if this site is seriously clueless or a satire.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. One of your quotes of the top by Muhammad Ali says that racism by anyone is wrong and yet here you are telling me I'm an oppressor knowing nothing at all about me and that I should just give my money away so that I can be less privileged. Maybe spend less time worrying about what victims you are and more about trying to better yourself

My god, what a stupid, pointless bit of pseudo interactive agitprop. It’s nice to discover I’m extraordinarily privileged as I head out for my morning commute, to my job as a manual labourer installing swimming pools and marble tile for rich Asians who, apparently, have much less privilege than I. You’d never know it comparing their mansions to my apartment, but the sliders don’t lie.

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."- Rev. Martin Luther King

"How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality."

So basically you want to fuck over white people for their race, nationality, gender identity and religion? Sounds like the exact opposite of the dream quoted.

I noticed that this calculator only recognizes the gender continuum of cisgender to transgender. This bigoted nonsense offends people like me who identify as AH-64 Longbows. Please modify the calculator to be more inclusive of other identities such as sex robots and leprechauns.

A rich, straight, ph.d. cis, young, able-bodied, American, English speaking black person is less privileged than 72% of all people on Earth according to this. That should tell you everything you need to know about this parser.

I received a 32 on the test however, I think this is the biggest bunch of crap I’ve ever seen.

This truly is one of the silliest, most puerile things I have ever seen in my life!

I'm sorry I caused all the problems.

Oh shit

Notice how being a Christian somehow makes you an oppressor but being a Muslim or a Jew means you're a victim

My Score Is 38. I support All marginalised whites of the world in their struggle against feminism and Multiculturalism, regardless of your gender or nationality.

They missed the four most important questions. 1.) Do you work your ass off 2.) Do you not do criminal stuff? 3.) Did you take advantage of your education?
4.) Do you make wise decisions?

I don't think their recommendation for me to "get involved with islam or Judaism" is a good idea. I'm pretty sure they are both trying to kill me. So pass. I'll stick with Whites thanks.

Aaah, who knew I was superior then 82% of the world.
Pure Bless, now I have a number to show the non believers.

Intersectionality seems more divisive than it is useful, judging people by arbitrary labels instead of as a person.

I manage to get a 5 and I'm proud of this. Fuck you and your site, you fucking leftist. Soon, you will get a free ride in our helicopters.

I entered the Konami code and started the test with 30 extra intersectionality points!

Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend

The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...

This could also be known as the Oppression Olympic Score calculator.

Hey, how exactly does one use this white male working class privilege? I still live in a shitty apartment in a dead New England mill town, and work two jobs to barely make ends meet. My wife is a stay at home mom, but she got a part time job to afford Christmas for our white male childrenrn. I must be doing something wrong..

only 5?? this is fucked

love this. owning the libs one score at a time. I got 10 percent! eat that!

That's so inaccurate! I got lower scores for being transgender male than my transgender female friend, all other factors equal. Rubbish!

Looks like I win. The ovens are back, and they're hotter than ever.

This cult of victimisation is dangerous, YOU ARE NOT OPPRESSED

This is fucking stupid

How pathetic to quote MLK then have the first slider judge you by the colour of your skin, not the content of your character... He'd be rolling in his grave.

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Where can I get my oppression points card? Oppression is the only currency with anything these days

Wow, this is so helpful! I'm now motivates to compete in the oppression Olympics!

Leftist social engineering at it's worst.

What about a slider for being ugly

What a load of horse shit.

Why do only majority-white counties have to be diverse?

Imagine literally basing how you opressed you feel on this scale like literally everyone is out to get you. And unless you are a disabled trans bisexual vegan you are literally an oppressor.

this website gave me cancer. do i get points for that?

Finally a tool for us Arians to truly judge the worth of a person and quantify just how much better we are as a race.

What a joke of a website. "getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality"

They literally want you to change your religion and go gay so you don't oppress people.

Where's the fat slider? I just had half a pizza and I feel way more oppressed after finish in than i did before it.

It's okay to be white

I can’t tell if this is satire or not. This is satire right?

Thanks Intersectionality Score!
Now I have your much needed approval and found out I score 6, making me more privileged than 93% of peasants, I mean people, I'm off to oppress the proletariat. Happy Birthday to me.

I beg of you to take this site down for the good of all humankind. I dont even know where to begin but it suffices to say that if you have half a brain that functions, you dont take this seriously. Id be happy to explain why privately because I can single out your personal issues with my opinion rather than me having to form an essay on why this is bullshit.

However I will make a few points. This bothers me on a deep level. And I cannot believe this site in totally unironic. A few years ago this would be a complete joke!

1. You are completely ignoring what martin luther king said. Ill paraphrase: MLK said to judge people NOT on the color of their skin, but on the content of their character. So if im a black or white liberal, or a black or white trump supporter, it shouldnt hinder or bolster my opinion in any way.

(Example if I see a guy with alone with a hoodie in a 7 11 acting odd, I will be a bit uncomfortable, Black or white! Mind you if that person is black and I feel uncomfortable Ill be called a racist.)

2. This is over-generalized and you should AT LEAST put a disclaimer saying that these measures and calculations are extremely over-generalized, and are in no way indicative of
how privileged one is, simply due to the fact that you are disregarding all other major and minor factors in said persons life!

More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?

Looks like I'm pretty privileged. Can anyone tell me exactly what my privileges are? Do I get free appetizers at TGI Friday's or anything? Anything useful?

Awesome! As I've worked my entire life and never had a hand out or apology, I assume it's Inversely proportional to the overall benefit to society.

I scored 12 points as a white privileged grown up.
As a poor coloured female old gay transgender devoted to Muslim, disabled and born elsewhere without any education yet Dutch is my 2nd language, I score 97points. I have no privilege at all. Yet the Dutch government keeps on financing me.

Only Jews are off worse.
What a joke this world we're living in.