PLEASE tell me it’s a joke! I knew the victim complex was real but I didn’t know it was actually a competition to see who’s most oppressed! I am NOT a victim so it is (for lack of a better word) stupid to pretend I’m oppressed and pride myself on that. This is ridiculous.

Christian's are the most persecuted religion worldwide, so idk how accurate that is.

If I'm an antisemitic Neon-Nazi, does that make me privileged or not? In most Euro countries you can go to prison for that.

I love how "born in xxx" and "born elsewhere" is a motherfucking slider. Yeah my head popped out in Serbia, my torso in Netherlands and my legs in fucking Murica.

I got high score of 19 because I'm not able bodied - 3 AKM-74 wounds to shoulder and arms and mortar round fragment to knee (Yes, I know about that game!) from 2 wars in US side are making my life kinda harsh. I’m not US army vet. I guess, I’m tiny-winy oppressed white cisgender male, who speaks his nation language as first language and lives in his national state and is not even a Cristian. What a horrible person.

LOL ! The most "oppressive" states in the US are BLUE states while the less "oppressive" states are the RED ones !!!. Good job guys, you are showing that Conservatism reduces inequality !

"the others" that is such a patronising way of calling "the least fortunate", you should be ashamed to segregate them all as "others" ! SHAME

Your ‘goal’ is not to fight prejudice but to promote it through identity politics.

Stupid, pathetic and just plain evil.

wow...this is utter bull. American have every opportunity to be successful. Some people are going to get lucky and do better than others, and some people will work harder than others and do better than others. Why is it a competition now to try to be "oppressed"?

I don't like this. It misses so many factors that could make someone privileged or not - things like non-abrahamic religions, mental illnesses, weight, intersex, neurodivergencies (such as autism or ADHD), people who grew up in the care system...

It clearly measures oppression in the USA. Wouldn't have harmed to specify that. Not valid for other countries.

What bullshit

Leftist cultural Marxism born out of the pseudoscientific fields of psychology, sociology, anthropology, and gender studies

Disgusting totalitarian leftists.

As someone who believes identity politics are useful and necessary, this is a really bad quiz. Don't use this.

This is so stupid. Get lives and find something more constructive to do with your time.

The fact that this score thing can be used in jobs is a load of crap. What actual job would use this in the working class?

According to this tool, a middle-class white guy is more privileged than Barak Obama. Did you test or reality check this thing at all?

I'm oppressed by my degenerate sexual proclivities.

I scored a 7. And I absolutely feel no guilt about it.

How is English 'somewhat' of a first language for you?

My pee pee is small that should count for something

More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?

Vegans so oppressed we don't get a slider.

Interesting, as far as it goes, for what it's worth... The stats are misleading--you have to have access to the web and enough time on your hands to fiddle with this and a large-ish working vocabulary and the confidence to believe there's some (minimal?) value in engaging...

Oy vey! I happen to be the most oppressed person on earth, give me reparations for the hololocaust, remember the 6 billions.

Ok, this is epic

This better be a piss take

Intersectionality is a new religion where the original sin is being average and you must self flagellate eternally to appease those higher on the progressive stack.

I gather from most of the comments on here that it’s mainly bored white middle aged angry masculine blokes from the us of a checking out their reasons to be cheerful criteria and not liking what they find. About time this was adopted by G20 (minus the us of a of course) who will pretend they’re the only people who matter in the fucked up world they’ve created), only then will we see the world become a more equal and wholesome place to hang out. I got a 23 and seems a fair score.

I am more privileged than 93% of others. What do I get?

"You can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved in islam or judaism"
First of all... Why the fuck would you want a higher score ? The higher you are, the shittier your life is. Or maybe it's just because you want to play the victim and blame the rest of the world for it even though you clearly stated that we have almost no control over that score...
Secondly, THAT'S NOT HOW RELIGION WORKS, you get involved in a religion because you believe that this religion is true, not because you want to be better seen by other people
And third... You do know that you need to BE BORN jewish to be officially part of Judaism ?... So yeah, no matter how hard you want to become jewish, tough luck, you're out of the game because you're not of good descent. And yet, you consider that not being jewish is 100% unoppressive... yeah, that doesn't work like that .-.
No matter who you are, what you do, what you look like, what social group you're part of, there will always be SOMEONE to throw you shit because of something you don't control
Discrimination is the most universal thing in the world

this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen or heard of. Can't afford to pay my medical bills, but im somehow more privileged than 90% of my fellow americans? Give me a break.

What a joke. Recipe for more racism, sexism, envy and hatred.

Oh boy I’m wealthy, young, and educated because my family was poor and I work my butt off. Woo whiteness

I'm a whitey, so I know it won't be purty, but here goes . . .
LMAO! Society? Welcome, Mr. FIVE!
And eat my SHORTZ!

Damn, i cant get my score any lower unless i get more education and get richer. Im aiming for the leaderboard as nr. 1.

You know all of this is bull, right?

I guess MLK Jr is just going to have to continue to dream.

The white man is coming, hide!

I'm disappointed that this website doesn't support text to speech readers for the most oppressed group on the internet like myself. The blind.

I'm reasonably sure this is satire, but in this day and age, and considering the earnest head-in-the-sand behavior of intersectionalists, I can't be certain.

This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

Does this mean I'm an oppressor? 😂 That's rich!
I wish...

This isn't leftism. This is bullshit hollow US Democratic Party liberalism. So much wrong with this. This is the type of shit that gives left wingers a bad name.

This is stupid as hell

why about fat people? we exist, stan for fat people. And what about blondes, balds, eunucs, glass-wearing people, gamers, and heavies????

Can we give a moment to respect all of the disabled, black, genderqueer, non binary muslims out there

This is disgusting, oppression isn’t about being compared to others, and you shouldn’t be promoting the idea that “you can improve your score”

can i cash in my privilege points for more v-bucks?

Only a complete IDIOT believes in the myth of "white privelege". If it's real, where's mine? I scored THREE but nobody gives me anything. I have to earn it all by myself. I studied, I learned, I worked hard to get what I have, and at no point did anybody GIVE it to me. So tell me again how it's privelege? I've also never held anybody else back from any opportunity to succeed the same way I do.

I find it interesting that a poor, disabled, uneducated Christian white man is more privileged than a young, well educated, rich, able bodied black man (18 vs 43). Really?

I feel white guilt

Hilarious! More fun than a stack of Frankfurt books! The Left is such ridiculous bullshit.

Everyone is racist

Everyday we stray further from God...

23 lol. This is hilarious

Hilarious! I can't stop laughing! What a great joke site!

I am Mega-WASP the Oppressor, hear me roar!

What the hell is intersectionality?
Anything to do with where roads cross????

The authors of this ridiculous joke should be ashamed of themselves and seek help as they are off the charts with their ideologically possessed stupidity. Looking forward to a new score, the Resentment score. That would prove more helpful and underscore individuals you should avoid lest their bitterness infect your sanity.

I am really disappointed about what this world has come to comparing and brandishing about how oppressed you are It's complete utter bulshit!

As a white Christian male I'm feeling oppressed because I don't have a test like this for calculating morality scores. I'm forced to read the Bible to do that. Do you know how many pages are in the Bible? It's very time consuming. Very jealous of you pagans.

The most oppressed demographic in the United States are straight white Christian men

I just checked the US Senators intersectionality scores and found out a poor 3rd world brown asian is more privileged than Elizabeth Warren.

My opinion matters the most because I’m the most different. Yay left wing politics!

load o shite

The only reason I didn't get a lower score than 34 is because I'm Asian. Guess I'm essentially white privilege incarnate.

Liars, thieves, murderers, sexual sinners, worshipers of false gods (if Jesus is god everyone else isn't), perverts, swindlers, satanists, occultists - I hope you enjoy fire when you die.

Jesus wins, the baby killer god loses.

I like this!!

Content of character get the fuckin shit out of here we finally have a nifty leftist slider here to tell you how much a of a victim or oppressor you are.

It's not priviledge if you worked hard on it, is it?

I got a 10. I feel like my life is a failure. Gotta work my way into single digits somehow.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen in my life. How the hell is "born in canada" a slider? Like oh I was only a little born in Canada but also Chile. You guys are wasting your time, this is absolutley useless, and worthless. The colour of your skin, where you were born, your sexuality, religion, gender identity, has nothing to do with how you should be treated in society. You are literally trying to segregate and label people based on these things with this quiz, just to try and say their needy and marginalized. This is false activism, white guilt, appallingly racist and biased, and whoever made this is the clown of the fucking year. Fuck yourself.

Fuck whoever made this if this was made in seriousness but funny joke otherwise

I will never live so long that I believe this crap or think that being privileged is something for which I should be ashamed. Score 22!

only got 10.. straight to the gulag for me

As a Trans/gay woman of color born in Cambodia with no schooling and a poor grasp at English, this test hits the mark. Nobody can understand how hard it is to go to Temple and Mosque at least twice a week each, especially being a handicapped septuagenarian on a low fixed income.

Wow - is it possible a devout christian-muslim-jewish transgender something and score 88, is this an elaborate 4chan joke?

Heh. 6 as well.

Make Orwell fiction again

Im really into lesbian muslim porn..where is the slider for that?

This is funny. Glad to be so privileged

This is such bullshit

got score of 4
When will I get my white-privilege card, and where is my 500k salary?

what happens if i suddenly "identify as" rich, or more able-bodied? come on, people! we have real problems out there!

I am 77 but function and look like a 55year old.

12 I apologise to everyone I oppress, oh wait this is bullshit.

Mixed black/latino/white guy. Straight and cis. Not rich, but enough money to not need government handouts. Guess no gibs for me. The democrats only seem to be interested in captive audiences.

LMFAOOO i love this site ?? even the comments have a privileged and oppressed category. I just know some old shit right wing snowflake is trying to maks deliberately snide comments because they think its real, and left wing snowflakes are crying because they got a privileged score ?

So being Jewish makes one more privledged than if they weren't? My lack of extended family seems to speak to the antisemitism inherent in your scale

Oh shit if my score is this low it then how do I get started on oppressing people?

Interesting and thought-provoking! Personally I did find the slider system a bit unclear though, due to my autism (haha, give me points).

This test makes me sad in that this what society has come to? You are as oppressed as you choose to be. I was born poor white trash and worked my butt off to have a better life. Just sad that everyone has to have a label. This is called life, find your path and stop cramming your life style down mine. I mind my own business and work out my own issues. I have friends of every category on this list, none of them whine about oppression. We support each other and live our lives!

14. It would have been lower but I'm old and decrepit. What a crock! This sort of drivel is the product of leftie eggheads with too much time on their hands.

Gross bigotry

Now I see what this means. It means never work hard to raise yourself up so then you might get a score too high and you can be one of the bad guys. It is better to sit on your ass and do nothing and let the government take care of you. I got it

My score is 4, which means I should be oppressing y'all. Get in line. Oh wait, I'm being oppressed at the moment by the man, who in my business (education) are mostly female administrators, female committee chairs and dept chairs ... so just as soon as I get out from under their thumb, I'll start oppressing y'all.

You showed the bullshit nature of „intersectionality“ with a website calculator. I hope you get well again soon.

Anti-white Racism of fake victims, I will never support any of their issues, migrants can stay in their own countries if they feel opressed here. Never heard such claims from actually skilled people from abroad.