I am a white cis male and I am not ashamed.
This is freaking hilarious. It's hilarious because you KNOW that there are plenty of loony college students in their 10th year of Gender Studies with a minor in Lesbian dance theory that believe this is a serious website.
I LOVE THIS. Now I can prove to everyone how oppressed I am. Thanks race calculator.
I’m here to oppress you let’s do this
Score: 4 in Bloomington, IN
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet in awhile.
Score: 18 in South Beloit, IL
I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.
What the hell is intersectionality?
Anything to do with where roads cross????
I clicked on this website thinking it was a joke, but I think it might actually be serious... Hey everyone, look at how oppressed I am!
I think being a straight, white, male, christian, should get more points because they are the most hated by the other, "more oppressed" groups. The least points should be more like a medium gay, slightly brown, female, jew.
Score: 95 in North Wales, PA
"you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"rnDo the people that designed this test even have a brain?
Life is not fair - get over it. This is leftist BS
success i finally got maximum privilege. I'm still waiting for it to manifest in the free stuff i was told i'd get though
The most oppressed group in the current political climate is a straight, white, Christian man.
I'm almost certain this is satire... but not certain enough.
Score: 44 in United States
Wow, I mean WOW ! Basing worth on physical and social characteristics. You went so far left that you`ve reached NAZI RACIAL IDEOLOGY levels, with muslims as black lesbian muslim master "race".
I'm a trans woman, born as a man, who is attracted to women, so that makes me gay. I'm several hues, very poor and uneducated and I fall down alot, Somehow I'm more oppressed if I'm Muslim. I don't get it, guess I'll have to read up on Marx. I'm sure he'll have all the awnsers, even though he was a cis man. *spits*
I never realized how stupid Leftists are. Now I know.
This is the divisive victim hierarchy nonsense that is being promoted now and drilled into the minds of students on our college campuses. Very scary
Score: ? in Manahawkin, NJ
Ffs, this shit is so unnecessary and does nothing to help the situation, only fire it further
Score: 15 in United Kingdom
Racism at it's very finest. The liberal left has completely gone off the deep end.
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
Hmm, seems like I’m more privileged than 97% of people. Maybe it’s because I busted my butt to get things in life.
This is really stupid, why does being a female is more privilege than a male? And why does the colour of a person got to do with this test?
I am a 4. I guess I shouldn’t have studied hard and become successful.
I love the suggestion that we start every meeting giving our intersectionality score. That is a great way to facilitate cohesion to achieve a group goal.
Weighting votes based on past oppression is another excellent vehicle to foster social cohesion.
Wait, is this a parody site? I feel silly now. Well played!
Wow, I’ve learned absolutely nothing other than the fact that victimization-culture is just like sex, it sells! And thanks to intersectionality theory, it’s now more lucrative than ever! Here’s to you, Fascist-Lefties! Don’t stop till everybody knows why they should hate themselves & everybody really hates each other! You’re So Woke!!!...Great job!!
Score: 14 in Plymouth, MA
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Why would I even contemplate "getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"? Pure trash from the far left.
Score: 13 in United Kingdom
Intersectionality is a degenerate poison killing our civilisations
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
I love how mad this makes white people hahaha. It’s about time y’all scum get called out for your bs!!
Score: 73 in Algonquin, IL
I’m also good looking, charismatic, and tall. Why isn’t that included? That should give me some more points...
Score: 13 in Clackamas, OR
That sweet moment when people confuse "having privileges" to "being better".
i love it. Its condescending, patronising crap like this, dressed up in academic verbiage like a pig in makeup, which at last exposes the intellectual derangement of mainstream progressivism
"Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors"
Bigoted hate speech. If someone decides to identify as a poor old uneducated gay disabled black female transgender muslim immigrant with English as a second language then that's what they are. You absolute fascists.
This test definitely ain’t bias for the libtards
Score: 25 in United Kingdom
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
Awww look at all of you super fragile white folks crying because you feel confused. Racists
Score: 18 in Minneapolis, MN
This shouldn't exist
This does nothing more than create entitlement and division
Score: 18 in United Kingdom
I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.
Haha oh wow, you need to add "your sides" slider. Mine are in the fucking orbit.
Check my privilege and weep
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
I was feeling down for not getting the parking spot i wanted at work today, but i have to say that taking this survey rebounded my spirits! It feels so good being white!
Who am I going to trigger with this?
This is so shit. Why do people even go toward this idiotic idea? Moronic socialists the whole lot of them.
So because I'm a woman, I'm oppressed? Fuck off.
Wow, by spending all my money and becoming gay and transgender my score changes dramatically, from 15 to 51!
18 points...well...heil hitler then? O_o
Lol, is this a parody? As a bisexual transgender person (since y'all care about labels so much), this is nonsense.
It's amazing how many people don't seem to realize that this is satire. Perhaps that's because it's so close to the truth.
Score: 48 in United Kingdom
This is the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve ever seen ? if you actually believe this garbage and base your life decisions off of it then shame on you.
Score: 22 in Pompano Beach, FL
I wish I was rich Christian & more educated so I could really capitalize on my white cis gender male privilege. Better yet, jewish.
Score: 20 in United States
Hilarious.... So I would score better points by converting to a religious cult, giving all my hard earned money away and fucking around with as many people of as many sexual orientations possible ?!? Is this a parody ? Seems like a variable of marxist deconstructivism to me, cooked up by some nutcase who belongs in a straight-jacket (I'll bet he/she/it will receive extra points for that too.....!)
These SJWs wouldn't know oppression if it gave them oral sex. Wanna see REAL oppression?? Be a proletariat class in North Korea. 15 hours a day for a bowl of rice a day. And you get beaten with the butt of that AK 47 pointed at your head just for asking for more food.
On a serious note, did The Church of Scientology turn woke with this retarded theory and quiz??
This is "1984" on steroids. Tyranny disguised as activism. Disgusting!
Score: ? in Oregon City, OR
I'm a straight man with white skin in my mid-thirties. I'm fat, but I don't consider that a disability as it's something I can get rid of by working out and eating better. I've got a decent education but my income is far below average and I'm living in my dad's old apartment since I can't afford to have a place of my own. I barely make enough cash to feed myself and I haven't been on a "night out" in years. And yet I'm more privileged than 75% of the world?
whack job liberals are at it again
Oh well, i guess im pretty much the devil at this point...
Score: 8 in United Kingdom
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
Love that they deleted my comment demolishing their argument. What are you guys afraid of? Probably called it "hate speech" or something. Though everything I said was directed at their horrendous arguments and faulty reasoning, not them as a person.
Just be honest: hate speech = literally anything I disagree with or find offensive.
Score: ? in United Kingdom
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. But hey it’s funny. I think you’re abusing the quotes up there. But....to each there own I guess.
Score: ? in United States
Please help. My privilege is overwhelming. Where do I cash in my privilege to disregard the rules of a society?
I'm so fucking oppressed, let me just tweet that in my iPhone with my beautiful house with wifi
This test was made up to make some people feel like victims and to shame the people who aren’t. Existence of any minority is not evidence of oppression.
Score: 18 in United States
Clearly designed to make me feel bad about myself. The quotes outright suggest I'm a racist because...reasons.
So, according to this calculator, and all other things being equal, a disabled male has more privilege than an able-bodied female. Who's the PhD behind this trite social justice analysis?
>Straight, but abused in the past so I don't want to do anything
>Been poverty line my entire life
>Highschool/partial uni education
>awful mental health
>More privileged than 51% of people.
Guess I gotta convert to Judaism
Okay so hear me out. I am an extreme leftist and I too think this calculator is absolute bullshit. You can't quantify oppression into some sort of statistic. It doesn't work like that. Also the gravity of different identities are dependent on the area that that person lives in. There is no clear cut way to measure intersectionality. You're missing the point of the movement completely. It's about standing with others and knowing that our struggles are interconnected. This is an absolute waste of time.
Score: 100 in Bellingham, WA
"this site is a brilliant take down of the stupidest ideology since communism" -- new york times gender editor
so an intersectionality score of 25 is your cutoff for oppressed. nice clear line i am glad you guys made this so simple, now i know who to hate!
Score: ? in Bellingham, WA
So judging people with a literal score on mostly characteristics they are born with.....there's a word for that.
Score: ? in Saint Paul, MN
*Quotes are about how you shouldn't discriminate on the basis of race.*
*Score discriminates on the basis of race.*
Not sure if this is really clever or really, really, REALLY stupid.
Score: ? in United States
YES!!! Finally I know for sure that I am the oppressor that I've always wanted to be!
Bisexual here, because apparently now I have to throw it in everyone's face, just like the muslim invaders want to throw acid in my face, not like I just wanted to not worry about dating other guys openly. Also from Italy, it says I'm from the US because I'm using VPN to avoid repercussions from these fucking roaches.
My dad was fired from a bunch of literal communist (yes, literal) managers. Had to go to work in a factory for 10 hours a day to keep my family going and couldn't finish university. My mom passes out in front of her work at home, because she has to work overtime pretty much everyday.
Crime in my town went up because of a bunch of leeches having been let in by the same degenerate progressive types that made this test and who want to raise even more taxes for my family. Said leeches being religious extremist savages who don't care about respecting local laws and customs, and instead are growing in numbers to make me worry about the same social issues that some third world shithole from the other side of the world has, and making me watch my back all the time because I have no idea of what they're saying, and for all I know they could be talking about mugging me out loud.
But hey, I need to shut the fuck up because I'm a white male and know nothing of suffering I guess. I probably support Trump and am a racist too. I'm also from Italy so I'm definitely a fascist and hate jews because why not, I hear it's fine to attribute negative stereotypes as long as it's against a non-intersectional marxist type. Just shut up and let those with the correct thoughts speak whilst we ruin your life, both indirectly by making the nation fall apart and directly with a targeted campaign towards your employer, bank and fiance. Fuck you.
Score: ? in Cambridge, MA
Judged people based on innate charactoristics, not character, brilliant!
Score: 6 in Whitehouse, OH
I think it is better to weigh people by their positives not their chips on their shoulder.
Score: 13 in United Kingdom
What am I doing in the IWW with the score of 18?
Many of the sliders seem to be broken. By far the most important factors (wealth & education) only moves the needle 4% each, and many of the other statuses that get you preferential treatment under the law, in education and HR departments like being female, gay, and of color seem to move the counter in the wrong direction. Interesting concept, terrible implementation.
Apparently starting life my adult life as a homeless 15 year old means nothing. I'm still a white guy so I was a privileged homeless teenager! Intersectionality is Marxism by another name and therefore failed ideological crap.
Score: 15 in Jeffersonville, VT
Congratulations on making a tool to promote division between as many people as possible.
I’m a 6. So I am better than 93% of all of you. Eat it!
Score: ? in United States
This is fascinating. Must be the greatest troll trap ever on the internet. It’s like a hemorrhaging corpuscle to mosquitoes. Not sure if this site vets out responses that perfectly illustrate the definition of oppressors and privilege, only, or if people who can think beyond the binary are simply more in control of their impulses and do not need to seek attention through mockery and simplistic thinking. While I may question the legitimacy of this tool, especially when it comes to who may be behind establishing the standards, identifiers, and definitions of what is oppressive and what is privileged, the one thing people could walk away from this is a chance to have civil discussions to learn more about multiple perspectives. Alas, social media has conditioned people’s communication skills to be reductionist and reactionary in nature, and to use posting platforms for personal defense, attacks on otherness, and self-righteousnes. There’s no natural curiosity, no empathic reflection, and no holding back of insults and biased jargon. What happened to the days when people respectfully debated? Why is it so popular to use attacks as a way to prove a position? Even if this is a joke, or satire, or for “entertainment purposes only,” people could use this opportunity to open their minds to something different without feeling judged or threatened. But obviously, that’s not what most on here are looking for; and perhaps that’s the whole beauty of this tool - to shine light on those who hold enough power to blast an invisible foe/perceived threat, and walk away from it without responsibility, without accountability, and without empathy.
The only purpose I see for this is to ferment discontent, resentment, guilt, etc. Nothing positive. Sad.
Bow before my superior aryan genes.
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
What to prevent this form becoming a “Who to resent” generator? Where does a persons actual experience fit it? What about luck? Why does Oprah Winfrey come out more oppressed that the white guy sleeping under the freeway?
As an old, poor transgender gay woman born outside the UK who is also a devout Muslim I welcome this calculator and it accurately calculates privilege based on your genetics or life choices. As 92% of the worlds population is more privileged than myself I no conclude that I must be the next Optimus Prime Minister. Also death to white men who have oppressed the world for far to long now. Us minorities will kill you all
Score: 97 in United Kingdom
LOL...what A JOKE.
Rich vs poor makes almost no difference!! What utter Bullshit!!
Skin colour matters more than DISABILITY!?!? Fuck these morons.
How can I be a devout muslim AND gay?
I will never live so long that I believe this crap or think that being privileged is something for which I should be ashamed. Score 22!
Score: 22 in Saint Louis, MO