The mental gymnastics continues

I finally cracked the code. This is not a guide to "being a better ally" after all. It's a guide on how to become more successful.

According to the authors, all you gotta do to win the game of life is to be a white straight cisgender male with a lot of cash in his 20s, capable of speaking your countries native language and not have any physical abnormalities.
Obviously, you also can't win if you're not a devout Christian that gets a STEM degree while mocking jews and muslims.

It's all there, you can scroll up and test it yourself.
If you convert to Islam or Judaism, you'll be in a worse situation.
If you immigrate, sticking to your native tongue instead of learning the local one also impacts you negatively.
Changing gender also makes your life worse as does being anything other than straight.
As you scroll those bars left and right, I hope you come to the logical conclusion of what the authors wanted: Avoid as much as possible being part of any opressed group, it will make your life miserable. Go to church and work for money!

This is a great quality, dead-pan trolling of this ideology

If I ever get into any trouble with the thought police, I can just transition into a woman and gain 32 points

I entered the Konami code and started the test with 30 extra intersectionality points!

I love how being a woman is worse than being poor according to this quiz

Absolutely the best Internet joke since the Shakespearean Insult Generator...unless this is a serious attempt to recruit college professors, NGO executives, or Democratic Party candidates.

I'm a trans-species asexual Mongolian vegan amputee with a speech impediment. This scale marginalizes me in all of my intersections. RAAACISST!!!

Your intersectionality score: 13
You are more privileged than 75% of others!

Can this been redeemed for a white privilege card so I can get a discount at the autoparts store and hit women. Thanks lol

As a foreign, elderly. disabled, female, gay, transgender person of colour with low income and no education, praying to God, Allah and YHWH... I am deeply offended that there is still 5% that are less privileged than me.

love this. owning the libs one score at a time. I got 10 percent! eat that!

I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...

What an absolute pile of garbage.

6! This is the ultimate troll job.

This has to be a joke.

I'm of partial Jewish origin, one of the richest and most successful ethnic groups in the USA and Canada. How does a terrible event 80 years ago make me oppressed today?

Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend

I am disappointed with my score of 7. If I can get 5 points for activism, maybe change religion and then chop of a hand, can get a promotion?

I’m so woke now that I can quantify how much of an oppressor I am. I’ll just bear that title as an honour lol.

This test is just disgusting.

Woohoo! I win at life! Suck it you genetic degenerates.

As a muslim i'm offended, how are we oppressed? And while the number of points you get for athiest muslim and jew vary, Christians get negative point. What the absolute fuck?

This looks like some kind of millennial-made, how much you should hat white male christian calculator. This new "intersectionality" thing needs to go down in flames, just like liberalism.

My score is a 2, and it says, “You are more privileged than 100% of others!”

I’m very ambitious so I’m wondering if it is possible to improve my score even further?

This is absolutely hilarious. This is a joke, right?

I got an 8. how do i lower my score?

I'm so privileged. Apparently I'm privileged to pay confiscatory taxes, support invading interlopers, tolerate socialist tyrants in congress, and all I get out of it is the pleasure of being only a four (4). Give me more money. Give me more years and I'll get that score down to something for which I can be proud!

lmaoooooo imagine hving gender as a slider

Soros has wasted some money on this shit

This is so good. I got a 3. Do I win a prize? Or does that mean I just get to laugh at this page?

Privilege is a social construct

I received a score of 3. This made my day. I am happy not to be a member of a group that cares more about your color, sex and other traits that you were born with than your character.

Nothing says, "eliminate prejudice," quite like assigning an arbitrary number ranking for you to be judged by. And if you dont like your number, you can always turn gay or convert to a whole new religion. Why base job promotions on skill or merit when you can use an arbitrary number calculated using imagined slights or grievances? And dont forget, this isnt just about equality, it's about money too! If you're an oppressor, just straight up hand a bunch of cash over to a brown person to make things equal; It's the only thing that makes sense!

Just another stupid slide towards more shit!

Intersectionality is anti-civilisation cancer.

Hold up, this isn't fucking satire?!?!

Please delete the site, you are humiliating your selves and demonstrating the flaws in your thinking.

So a very poor straight man is more privelaged than a very rich gay man ? it’s funny how the intersectionalists scarcely include poverty in their list of oppressions since they’re all upper-middle class

I manage to get a 5 and I'm proud of this. Fuck you and your site, you fucking leftist. Soon, you will get a free ride in our helicopters.

I clicked on this website thinking it was a joke, but I think it might actually be serious... Hey everyone, look at how oppressed I am!

I work in heavy engineering: Yes it's a field dominated by white, straight, cisgender males basically rednecks.
If a policy of employing or promoting people with high intersectional scores were to be implemented productivity would collapse and the firm would close in six months.
If this policy was implemented across the UK we would become a third world country.
Too late: It has and we are.

Hahahahahaha the things you foreigners make up to make yourselves feel special crack me up. There's no such thing as racial privilege. Italy is a white country, I'm a white Italian man and I'm just a nobody like 99% of our population. And even if your country isn't a white country, just because you're white doesn't mean you're privileged. If anything, colored people abuse white people governments by being economic and social burdens.

Hello Russians. Quit messing in our election

I was able to get 1 opression point on this scale. Therefore I oficialy declare myself The Supreme Patriarch, Tyrant and First Opressor of the Planet Terra ! I am more priviledged than 100% others, witch means all of you ! Tremble mortals before the power of my priviledge !

Basically, if you are a white straight male and have no idea wtf cisgender means then you are the devil.

filled in the stats as if I were Oprah Winfrey - "84% of others are more privileged than you", must be hard being a multi billionaire celebrity.

pure anti white bigotry

By the Pope! Shut it down!

This is fascinating. Must be the greatest troll trap ever on the internet. It’s like a hemorrhaging corpuscle to mosquitoes. Not sure if this site vets out responses that perfectly illustrate the definition of oppressors and privilege, only, or if people who can think beyond the binary are simply more in control of their impulses and do not need to seek attention through mockery and simplistic thinking. While I may question the legitimacy of this tool, especially when it comes to who may be behind establishing the standards, identifiers, and definitions of what is oppressive and what is privileged, the one thing people could walk away from this is a chance to have civil discussions to learn more about multiple perspectives. Alas, social media has conditioned people’s communication skills to be reductionist and reactionary in nature, and to use posting platforms for personal defense, attacks on otherness, and self-righteousnes. There’s no natural curiosity, no empathic reflection, and no holding back of insults and biased jargon. What happened to the days when people respectfully debated? Why is it so popular to use attacks as a way to prove a position? Even if this is a joke, or satire, or for “entertainment purposes only,” people could use this opportunity to open their minds to something different without feeling judged or threatened. But obviously, that’s not what most on here are looking for; and perhaps that’s the whole beauty of this tool - to shine light on those who hold enough power to blast an invisible foe/perceived threat, and walk away from it without responsibility, without accountability, and without empathy.

So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?

The failing of intersectionality is proven here very well. My fiance who is practically the same as me in terms of education, faith, health, sexuality, etc. The only differences we have are race, gender, and money. I am an upper middle class American white guy, while she comes from a rich and powerful family in Belize... Even though the money she is born into is far more than mine is she is still somehow less privileged... I found this funny, this proves very clearly why both of us thing this sort of ideology is a tumor. My score is 5, hers was 52...

Fuck off, democrats and liberals.

A rich, straight, ph.d. cis, young, able-bodied, American, English speaking black person is less privileged than 72% of all people on Earth according to this. That should tell you everything you need to know about this parser.

Missing field for height-weight privilege is a HUGE oversight

I think it is better to weigh people by their positives not their chips on their shoulder.

I got 27. Quick question how does being female mean you have less privilege in a country like America? The test also fails to account that living in the UK vs America has no difference in “privilege”. It also says being between male and female somehow equals having more privilege than a complete female which is not true in any case. Shouldn’t this test takeinto account the various factors of “privilege” like the fact that there’s not just one country that’s good to live in, or that there’s a lot more privilege being a women in a western country rather than somewhere like Saudi Arabia. This test fails at being intersectional with kinds of actual privilege, and instead takes an elementary, western approach to what privilege is, marking certain things as less privilege without really knowing why.

nothing says dumb quite like celebrating your imagined oppression

Best satire ever.

The most oppressed group in the current political climate is a straight, white, Christian man.

23! If I wasn't half black I'd have a 9. Thank you based brown genes for this privileg- I mean, lack of privilege!

Every thing to extreme left end of slider, age exact middle, devout Christian. = 1 point

Did Jussie Smollett create this site? Victim competition... Woo hoo!

Intersectionality is a new religion where the original sin is being average and you must self flagellate eternally to appease those higher on the progressive stack.

I am Mega-WASP the Oppressor, hear me roar!

This is really stupid, why does being a female is more privilege than a male? And why does the colour of a person got to do with this test?

So Michelle Obama is more oppressed than a white homeless guy sleeping eating out of dumpsters... right.
No one, except brainwashed kids and idealogues, believes this crap.

I'm oppressed AF and I get a 5. Pile of bs.

so an intersectionality score of 25 is your cutoff for oppressed. nice clear line i am glad you guys made this so simple, now i know who to hate!

I took this test as if I were Melinda Gates (had to guess on religiosity) (and found that "69% of others are more privileged than [her}." Wow, poor little oppressed Melinda. I then pretended to be former Attorney General and Covington & Burling partner Eric Holder, and learned that "75% of others are more privileged than [me].] Wow, who knew those folks were "victims."

That's so inaccurate! I got lower scores for being transgender male than my transgender female friend, all other factors equal. Rubbish!

And here I thought, when I got my electrical engineering degrees 40 years ago, that I did it because I was tired of being poor. Little did I know that I did it so I could oppress 99% of everyone else in the world. Should I have remained ignorant and poor so I could be more of a victim? Would that have been a better way to spend my life?

Then there's this brilliant suggestion from the creators on how this score could be used: "In politics, we could use these scores to compensate for previous social injustice by weighing votes in proportional to ones intersectional score." Oh yeah, I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with that. I guess that's what you get when ignorance is considered a virtue.

Call me crazy but seems to me that Judging someone's oppressiveness by their race, religion, gender or any other superficial quality, and thereby assessing their personal level of social support required is just as prejudice as the prejudice you accuse the "privileged" oppressors of committing. Assuming I don't need help because I'm a straight white male is just as wrong as the hate you're trying to prevent. its simply virtue signaling. To be more frank: its discrimination.

I received a 32 on the test however, I think this is the biggest bunch of crap I’ve ever seen.

Being Jewish/Muslim adds points, but being Christian removes points.

Great idea -- assume it's a parody. If it's for real, Heaven help us.

If this isn't a joke this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. We used to fight for better pay, healthcare, and human rights on the left. This is just buzzfeed level "I have it worse - no I have it worse!" BS. Stand up for your marginalized friends by fighting for their rights and the rights of all people, not by trying to rate everybody on an arbitrary scale to see who gets to win which arguments.

This tool does nothing but propagate HATE.

There is no oppression against black people in the United States. The same goes for LGBT people.

"How can I improve my score?"... I guess we should strive to be oppressed. That's our goal, wide spread oppression. We need oppression from everyone!!! Rather than bring everyone up, lets try to bring everyone down... And I didn't realize being gay was a choice, but I guess I'll have to choose to be gay!

I feel oppressed by this quiz because there is no autism slider 😡

I graded my wealth comparing to the world, in which I as an American am a top 1%-er. I got a 2!! Woo-hoo! I don't buy any of this Marxist claptrap about oppressives and progressives, of course, and I ridicule it because it's all nonsense and evil, saturated in envy and idolatry. But I do realize that what Jesus said is true: To whom much is given, from him much will be required (same for "her" BTW). I pray that I will be faithful in giving to God and to others what he requires of me.

Only 5. I _can_ make it lower, but I'll have to become richer. I'll try harder.

Is this a joke?

I guess I am privileged to provide a business that employs 70 people and work 60hrs a week to ensure the business is strong so they too have a future. Wake up privilege is bullsh!t

It keeps changing me to rich, I'm up to my eyeballs in debt🤣

LMFAO being a woman is worse than being gay? On what Planet?

I hope that my hard work at university will make me more "privileged" and that i will have very "privileged" children.

You forgot Twinscrimination. As a former twin ( I identify as trans-single) my existence was marginalized by constant comparisons to another individual. I am my own person! This site fails to define that so I will crawl into my safe zone to recover.

Interesting and thought-provoking! Personally I did find the slider system a bit unclear though, due to my autism (haha, give me points).

Racism at it's very finest. The liberal left has completely gone off the deep end.

11! That can't be right: my dominatrix wife oppresses me all the time! I demand a recount!!

This calculator is so racist!

0sama Bin Laden scores a 50, yup, he was definitely oppressed and marginalized.

This scoring system is offensive to the #everylivesmatter movement. Prepare for war!

This has got to be a joke. No one actually takes this BS seriously, right?

oi vey 88% of people are more privileged than i, now i need to run outside and bitch about how oppressed i am to everyone on the planet.

I scored a 3, but then I remembered how people like you developed the Nuremberg Race Laws to categorize people and what they did with those categories. That made me feel bad. Then I remembered B-17s and the 101st Airborne and what they did to people who like to group others like this and that made me feel a whole lot better.

I guess MLK Jr is just going to have to continue to dream.

i guess im better than 93 % of people.

"Privilege" is often mistaken for 'the sacrifice our parents and make for our welfare'. Privilege is also the sacrifice that a community makes of short term gain for long term benefits e.g. funding building a bridge for all than a cycle-way for the few. It also relates to working hard for achievements and accomplishments - how have people made this a bad thing?