so just by being white, male, speaking English I am oppressing people this is just BS and polluting society with junk science like this.
Score: 94 in Northbrook, IL
This is BS. we all start somewhere. do something, create something. Stop crying about where you start the game.
Hilarious shit. Thank you for the laugh.
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
INtersectionality is probaly the dumbest theory I've ever heard of.
To those getting upset and screaming racism and all sorts- this poll is clearly satire! I think it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time- we need more of this kind of stuff to highlight the nonsense that is insidious today.
Score: 40 in United Kingdom
I’m Christian and middle eastern and Christians in the Middle East are super oppressed so fuck this shit...
What incredible divisive bullshit garbage this is.
I'm a 3! Cool (now where did I put the KKK sheets?)
"To improve your score get more involved with Islam or Jusiasm" or... I could not join any cults...
Score: 37 in Mountain View, CA
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
umm this is the dumbest test and dumbest “thing” i’ve ever heard of
Score: 40 in San Antonio, TX
Its interesting to me how you always hear the left calling the right racists and nazis and bigots, but they are the ones who want us to choose who to employ based on race, religion, sexuality, etc. All they have to do is call it “intersectionality” and its magically not discriminatory anymore. How smart.
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
This is so stupid. Get lives and find something more constructive to do with your time.
*Quotes are about how you shouldn't discriminate on the basis of race.*
*Score discriminates on the basis of race.*
Not sure if this is really clever or really, really, REALLY stupid.
Score: ? in United States
Discriminates against non-Abrahamic religions. Unacceptable ethnocentrism.
Score: 47 in United Kingdom
Wow, apparently the more devout you are if you're a Christian, the more you oppress people.
On the other hand, if you're an exceedingly devout Muslim it makes you less oppressive.
Might want to let the Christians in the Middle East know.
PS There are 2 billion Christians, thanks for considering Christophobia to be like peanut allergies and not really worth considering.
Leftist here: this is cringeworthy
Score: 46 in Zellwood, FL
I'm so fucking oppressed, let me just tweet that in my iPhone with my beautiful house with wifi
This is so bad, it's good. 10/10
Score: 29 in United States
Wounded in combat. Raging PTSD. In remission from addiction. Formerly homeless. Life in shambles after Iraq. Deemed 100% disabled by the VA. But somehow this quiz is able to make a sweeping generalization about my “oppression index” based upon my color, my sexual orientation, gender identity, and religion/ lack there of? Sounds similar to another vile ideology.
It’s hard to get behind the idea that oppression of all these groups is such an issue when “calculators” like this exist. True oppression wouldn’t allow for conversation like this to occur, or for voices to be heard. This is just a bizarre pathological desire to be different and feel victimized.
Submitting my self-esteem to destructive paradigms is so NPC. The destruction of western culture is the goal and I stand four-square against it. I'm surprised that I didn't get a zero - that would be my badge of courage in the war of politically correct post modernism.
Score: 13 in United Kingdom
I scored a 16 so 67% of you can kiss my ass.
Score: 16 in Philadelphia, PA
100% cancerous bullshit,
Non religious = 18p 51%
Christian = 9p 80%
Muslim = 19p 52%
Jew = 15p 59%
What if youre a jew living in a muslim country or non religious living in a religious country.
ALL FUCKING BULLSHIT TO LET PEOPLE THINK THAT WERE NOT THE SAME , ITS NOT ABOUT WHT YOU LOOK LIKE ITS ALL ABOUT HOW AND WHERE YOU GROW UP, THIS IS NOTIMG MORE THEN A SICKGAME
Scored a 54. Never knew how both privileged and marginalized I was till this test, so Thank you. I will now engage in lesbian intercourse,convert to Islam and hopefully become disabled in the future.
Score: ? in United States
What the fuck is this shit
The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.
Bow before my superior aryan genes.
Lmao all these gammons getting offended that they’re not oppressed
Score: 54 in United Kingdom
this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen.
Can we give a moment to respect all of the disabled, black, genderqueer, non binary muslims out there
Score: 27 in United Kingdom
You mean if I get a high score, my lack of achievement, status and fulfillment is not my fault but the fault of ( let me look again.....let's see.....oh yes here it is.......white males ?). You finally found a way to numerically scale my inexplicable failures. Thank you so much.
This thing is great for fun at parties. You should definitely add a slider for political and/or idiological standpoints, or economic views, like democrat/republican, progressive/moderate/conservative, capitalist/communist, etc. Maybe a slider for social activism like none at all to screeching at the sky when bad orange men are elected.
I scored a 12! Whoo! Yay for privilege! Suck it, gender noconforming pastafarian furries of color!
Score: 1 in South Dartmouth, MA
I noticed that this calculator only recognizes the gender continuum of cisgender to transgender. This bigoted nonsense offends people like me who identify as AH-64 Longbows. Please modify the calculator to be more inclusive of other identities such as sex robots and leprechauns.
This is genius.
Left will probably replace credit score with his one in near future.
Mine is 47 :)
Screw off. This is Anglo-Saxon world. It's ok to want to be us but if you want to change it get out.
I don't really understand why wealth is valued so low. You could be a part of the several marginalized groups as well as being considered a deviant but if you have a lump some of money you're living the high life.
Score: 37 in San Jose, CA
This is r-tarded sh*t that leads to hatred of other human beings.
Score: 20 in United States
You've left out a few categories. Thin vs. fat. Pretty vs. ugly.
Score: ? in Ann Arbor, MI
Poe's law is an amazing thing.
*devout christian* minus points
*devout muslim or jewish* plus points
Wat? :P
I'm an atheist but this whole test is bias bullshit.
I am a 4. I guess I shouldn’t have studied hard and become successful.
I love the suggestion that we start every meeting giving our intersectionality score. That is a great way to facilitate cohesion to achieve a group goal.
Weighting votes based on past oppression is another excellent vehicle to foster social cohesion.
Wait, is this a parody site? I feel silly now. Well played!
how do i give out reddit gold
(ㆁωㆁ*)
The lower your score, the more society hates you.
Your intersectionality score: 12
You are more privileged than 79% of others!
Hah yes! Feeling good, born to be crown jewel. All women want me, my genes are superior.
"However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." What a bunch of crap
I cannot believe you people have the audacity to quote Martin Luther King JR. You people are just as racist as the people he fought against.
Wow such a low score, and I live in Texas. Come at me brah!!!!
Score: 4 in Louisville, KY
Can't I get more points, if I am a member of small Christian denomination in my home country? In my country I am oppressed by Lutheran Church. I demand there are different categories in Christian part!
Set first slider to the left... "you are more privileged than 76% of people"
Fuck off
Score: 16 in San Diego, CA
I tried to improve my score by "exploring my wild side of sexuality" with more Muslims. They did NOT seem very happy about this.
How is Islam oppressed when it is the largest religion in the world? Also, how are white people oppressors when they are a global minority?
Score: 22 in United States
This has to be a joke! But knowing the left, anything can be possible. lol
Score: 10 in Fort Lauderdale, FL
Any guilt about my "privilege" disappears every April 15th.
Score: 20 in Inglewood, CA
This site is nothing more than socialistic experiment with the sole intent of promoting division, bashing, hate and discrimination of anyone that is white in colour. You cannot advocate for diversity, inclusion if it does not apply equally. If the demographics were to flip within the next decade would we be having this conversation? Psuedo science by a racialized minority who despise everything they are not, it is called envy and it is not healthy and can lead to mental health issues. A good start would be to embrace who you are followed by responsibility. People come first, not race, culture, colour or origin of birth. I hear a battle cry, time to put on my Viking conical helmet and get ready to fight this war on insanity.
Nothing about mental health in here.
Score: 26 in United Kingdom
This idealogy is deeply flawed. This is the mirror image of Nazism.
8. Fuck intersectionality, fuck critical theory, fuck the abominations that arose from the Frankfurt school.
I’m an atheist. Depending on country that can be dangerous or looked down upon. Where i live its merely weird but not 100% “safe”
Score: ? in United Kingdom
This victim mentality is a vampire to society.
Score: 5 in Vermilion, OH
This test was made up to make some people feel like victims and to shame the people who aren’t. Existence of any minority is not evidence of oppression.
Score: 18 in United States
This is supremely stupid.
Score: 21 in Springdale, UT
I am really disappointed about what this world has come to comparing and brandishing about how oppressed you are It's complete utter bulshit!
Score: 17 in Lancaster, NY
This is "1984" on steroids. Tyranny disguised as activism. Disgusting!
Score: ? in Oregon City, OR
As everyone else here knows: this is meaningless. It's not whether a person is better or worse than another. I have no delusions of being victimized by society, despite a high intersectionality score, so to those who think that demographic x is better than y - I would encourage you to try to look at the issue from a more neutral position.
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Now thats racist 123, now with ironic MLK quotes.
Score: 28 in United States
I’m literally the most privileged person in the world. Bow down to my oppressive skin, sexuality, and wealth
We suggest every group meeting to begin with everyone sharing their intersectionality scores.
Are you memeing or are you actually this ideologically brainwashed and insane. You are literally assigning people a number to determine social credit. You literally want to weight votes by this. This is outrageous to anyone with a brain. I have to believe this is satire, if not people like you should be put down. It's shit like this that leads people to radicalize and choose fascism, because let's be honest... I'd rather genocide the planet out of sheer nihilism than give into this disgusting half-baked bigoted line of thought.
"How can I improve my score?"... I guess we should strive to be oppressed. That's our goal, wide spread oppression. We need oppression from everyone!!! Rather than bring everyone up, lets try to bring everyone down... And I didn't realize being gay was a choice, but I guess I'll have to choose to be gay!
It clearly measures oppression in the USA. Wouldn't have harmed to specify that. Not valid for other countries.
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
LMAO 79% of others are more privileged than me but if I am white somehow I become more privileged than 52% of others how the freak does this make sense I'm pretty sure different race of people are treated equal here in HK
I took a picture of my cat and she's more privileged than me. Sounds about right.
Score: 23 in United States
The majority of people have low intersectional scores which means they are’t mentally ill* there, fixed it for ya.
I clicked on this website thinking it was a joke, but I think it might actually be serious... Hey everyone, look at how oppressed I am!
Can I get a lower score if I beat up someone with a better intersectionality score? Asking for a friend
Notice the people calling this "silly" or "made by triggered liberals" and "load of sh*t" are the ones that have scores BELOW 10. I'm literally laughing at how upset some people are getting over the fact their privlige is being pointed out to them. Stop being a snowflake and realize privlige is real, and if you say it's not, it's most likely because you've never faced discrimination based on your skin color, sexuallity, or other things. Imagine being PRIVLIGED enough to deny your own privlige. Couldn't be me.
Score: 14 in United States
So apparantly being a white socio-economically disadvangted neighbourhood, unemployed, no university education and apparantly I'm more privileged than 59% of other people.
Basically, if you are a white straight male and have no idea wtf cisgender means then you are the devil.
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
Woot Woot! I have mad privilege! Do we have a club or something, maybe a T shirt so I can let others know how privileged I am. I'm afraid that strangers don't know my privilege level and may not know how to treat me without this knowledge.
Score: 12 in Chillicothe, MO
The opposite of privileged is not oppressed
Score: ? in Santa Rosa, CA
Wow, under "more stats" we see that New Zealand is on the brink of civil war apparently, so badly do the oppressors oppress the oppressed. Meanwhile back in India, home of the deplorably treated "untouchable" caste, everything is just fine and dandy.
Where can i get paid more than minimum wage with this amount of privilege?
Take that losers. Score 1. I am more privileged than 100% of others. I am more privileged than you. That means you should aspire to be like me, or at least try and make your children like me.
It keeps changing me to rich, I'm up to my eyeballs in debt🤣
Score: 91 in United Kingdom
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