Getting more involved with Islam or Judaism is a way to improve your score. Wonder what Iranian Christians think of that.
i got an 8. how do i lower my score? the only thin i can think is to go back to school or earn more money.
I thought this was a parody site...guess I was right.
Score: 9 in Milwaukee, WI
Ok so you guys hate white, middle aged men, which love women, are well educated and work hard enough to provide to themselves and their families. Men who help to build and protect society in country they were born in. Oh and for whatever reason, you also hate Christians, because apparently Jesus idea of selfless sacrifice of self to others is revolting deplorable concept. Bravo.
No we are not going to be ashamed of being decent human beings. Keep on hating.
I've never seen such a rigged, biased pile of crap in my life.
Score: ? in United Kingdom
Whahahaha. See here the complete and utter bankrupcy of the whole intersectionality movement (and with it, most of the "soft sciences" by now, it's a cancer) in one easy "web app". FYI, it's overly complicated. You really only need one single slider. It goes from "normal person" to "whiny bitch". That would at least neatly sidestep the rather horrible sanctioned discrimination on the bases of race, gender, belief, and whatnot else, that you're promoting here. That's right, "intersectionality" is nothing but complete and utter racism in a virtue signalling sauce. But still racism at its core. By promoting this you're making the world a little worse, certainly no better. Something to be proud of, eh.
I'm black so my score was 32 but when I changed the race to white it was 4. That's very racist towards white people in America.
Score: 32 in United States
So I’m wrong for being white, male, straight, trying, working hard, paid attention in school and put in the hours where others chose not to?
Score: 6 in United States
whack job liberals are at it again
I am disappointed with my score of 7. If I can get 5 points for activism, maybe change religion and then chop of a hand, can get a promotion?
What score entails the unlimited N-word pass?
I got 7 but I wish I scored 1. This sort of bollocks is detroying the Western world. Your gonna miss us when we're gone you ungrateful cunts.
It's no wonder we can't seem to get past this race bullshit...thank God we have the liberals to remind us
Score: 18 in Wildomar, CA
Is this satire? The whole concept of intersectionality is divisive and promotes tribalism over true community. Also my score went down for being a Christian. You must not have seen the 300 people murdered in Sri Lanka last week just for being Christian, and repeated attempts by politicians on the left to curtail Christian freedom and rights.
I received a 32 on the test however, I think this is the biggest bunch of crap I’ve ever seen.
Score: 32 in Charlotte, NC
Ffs, this shit is so unnecessary and does nothing to help the situation, only fire it further
Score: 15 in United Kingdom
YES!!! Finally I know for sure that I am the oppressor that I've always wanted to be!
Waarom is deze site in het Engels en niet gewoon in het Nederlands? Oh wacht, Nederlands is een koloniale racistisch taal
Hahahahaha! Total madness!
Score 30!
White, English speaking woman, a bit on the old and CRANKY side, and proud, REALLY PROUD of it, thank you very much.
Score: 30 in West Linn, OR
WooHoo! Great score 8. Hey? What's par on this course?
Score: 76 in Colorado Springs, CO
I might go suck a dick tonight to lower my privilege. Being bisexual makes me less privileged, right?
What a load of toxic poison intersectionality is.
take your marxist propaganda and shove it up your ass
Since I self identify as a black, trans, gay, latino, obese, pauper I score 86. Suck it up.
Score: 82 in Myakka City, FL
Oh the irony of quoting MLK Jr while giving people more or less points based on race.
I'm oppressed by pseudo-intellectual, racist crap like this...and I'm a Latina!
Score: 61 in United Kingdom
this is idiotic, just like the folks who believe this tripe.
Why are straight, male or cisgender even sliders? You can't be 60% female or 32% straight you ninny's.
What a huge pile of shit. So wrong on so many levels.
This calculator is so racist!
Are you a successful person with pesky "privilege"? Just bow down to Islam and be a slut or whatever, and you're automatically a better person, teehee
Racism at it's very finest. The liberal left has completely gone off the deep end.
The dumbass fuck who made this should get his ass wiped with sandpaper
This is truly hilarious. Even the comments prove your point.
Score: 24 in Falls Church, VA
"how to improve your score"
im being oppressed so why would I want the number to go up? thats fucking ridiculous i work to improve my life why would I want to be more oppressed?
I can't tell if this is satire or not
I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.
Absolutely the best Internet joke since the Shakespearean Insult Generator...unless this is a serious attempt to recruit college professors, NGO executives, or Democratic Party candidates.
I wonder why I'm still working for my money....
Woohoo im an opressor... Merica fuk yea
I would have thought that the opposit for "Cisgender" would have been "Normal".
This is a fucking joke of calculator. Probably the most racist thing I have ever seen in my entire life based off the first slider alone.
This is a joke, but it isnt funny.
"Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors"
Bigoted hate speech. If someone decides to identify as a poor old uneducated gay disabled black female transgender muslim immigrant with English as a second language then that's what they are. You absolute fascists.
my only redeemable quality is that i’m gay so who’s up for anal
Score: 27 in United Kingdom
This has to be a joke! But knowing the left, anything can be possible. lol
Score: 10 in Fort Lauderdale, FL
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
So all I have to do to make myself more disadvantaged is abandon my devotion to Jesus Christ, the God of creation who came to earth, lived a sinless life, and sacrificed himself on a cross as propitiation for my sins?
I achieved a 98% oppressed rating, I admit I am flawed and maybe that is the reason why I didn't achieve the perfection rating of 100%. The goal of my life is to achieve the perfection of having a 100% oppressed rating.Then maybe I can walk with the likes of Gandhi or Obama?
I wonder if gaming the system gets extra credit points?
Score: 61 in United States
Being a black muslim female ive succeeded more than most white men, privilege is a myth.
Privilege would be real if you didn't see white people living in run down trailers and all of them be living in mansions.
Youre the one in-control of how "privileged" you are if you apply yourself in life nobody will tell you that you cant do something, you'll get places instead of complaining about the "system" all the time.
Score: 63 in Portland, ME
It’s hilarious how you people think the fact I’m slightly tanned instead of full blown white impacts my privilege negatively more than being filthy stinking rich does positively. Pathetic.
I get NO cred whatsoever for being Ginger? If you only knew what I have dealt with, should be a 25 point bonus.
(sarcasm)
Score: 7 in Cleveland, OH
Just be a devout Christian. It gives almost a 30 point jump.
Finally, a test you can score 100 on without having to be Asian
I love this test, it validates my hurt feelings, I feel entitled to compensation. I am as close to the top of the victim hood pyramid as it gets. When is my government going to make me rich. I want everything and I want it now. Stop oppressing me and shower me with free stuff.
Rediculous that being one of the richest in the world (country?) And extremely well educated, you are not considered privileged because your a black lesbian. Wtf. Isn't it your wealth and status that determines if you have privilege? Under whatever defintion your using to determine privilege of an individual, black, transgender and gay people are considered less privileged regardless of their actual circumstances. What the fuck? Can you not just assume privilege because of these things people can't control about themselves. Only a racist would think skin colour matters more than money in this world.
Score: 25 in United Kingdom
If this isn't a joke this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. We used to fight for better pay, healthcare, and human rights on the left. This is just buzzfeed level "I have it worse - no I have it worse!" BS. Stand up for your marginalized friends by fighting for their rights and the rights of all people, not by trying to rate everybody on an arbitrary scale to see who gets to win which arguments.
I feel so oppressed :(((((((
Honestly this test is messed up and ridiculous.
Should we open up a "how aryan are you" test next time?
Fucking stupid shit like this creates divides not companion ship.
I guess MLK Jr is just going to have to continue to dream.
So trans & muslim win the Oppression Olympics, huh? Hilarious.
Hilarious! More fun than a stack of Frankfurt books! The Left is such ridiculous bullshit.
Lol, is this a parody? As a bisexual transgender person (since y'all care about labels so much), this is nonsense.
So, according to this calculator, and all other things being equal, a disabled male has more privilege than an able-bodied female. Who's the PhD behind this trite social justice analysis?
I received a score of 3. This made my day. I am happy not to be a member of a group that cares more about your color, sex and other traits that you were born with than your character.
This is a great quality, dead-pan trolling of this ideology
Score: 23 in United Kingdom
A rich, straight, ph.d. cis, young, able-bodied, American, English speaking black person is less privileged than 72% of all people on Earth according to this. That should tell you everything you need to know about this parser.
Is this a joke?
I mean, first off, an online calculator that uses sliders to measure how oppressed you are is inherently ridiculous.
Second, the quotes they've selected (especially MLK's) are all arguments AGAINST intersectionality. None of these sliders are indicative of a person's character. These all just sort people by superficial characteristics, not the content of their character.
Though it would be hilarious to see the same people who argue that "people of color can't be racist" quoting someone who said "it doesn’t matter which color does the hating," I'm not convinced this site is genuine.
Score: 25 in Weatherford, OK
wait, so i'm confused. Is this a piss take?
at what score is "being offended" unlocked? asking for a friend
This is ridiculous, it only creates further seperation amongst people. This 'us and them' mentality is exactly what creates segregation amongst the populous.
Check my privilege and weep
Score: 9 in United Kingdom
Where is the slider for how much of a Russian bot I am?
Score: 29 in United States
i mean i understand the concept, but aren’t straight white christian conservative males without mental illness or physical disabilities pretty much exactly what you want a society to be full of?
Score: ? in Greensboro, NC
Only the internet can materialize the delusions of an idea
Score: ? in United Kingdom
This is the funniest fucking leftist shit I have ever seen ha ha ha ha
Score: 9 in Orangevale, CA
Dang, I was hoping for a zero, but I don't have enough money.... yet. This test is hilarious, and anyone who thinks this is legit can pound sand.
Score: 6 in Charlotte, NC
Hey f*** this, it only applies to the western world and doesn’t take into account LAYERS OF OPPRESSION. For example you could live in a very trans accepting area but be so poor you’re literally starving and being beaten for being gay and black. But still, trans women have it bad huh? F*** you.
Score: 3 in United Kingdom
Great parody site. This perfectly captures the silliness, racism and preening wokeness of the entire intersectionality movement.
Score: 8 in Santa Ana, CA
I love all the straight white male snowflakes in the comments who are triggered by a web calculator. Don’t you have a Klan meeting to go to or something? A*holes
Score: 72 in United States
That moment when a "cis" white male is less privileged than 70% of others, outta here with your PC bullshit
How do I improve my score and becoome more privileged? I'm very much into self improvement.
Score: ? in United Kingdom
My score is 9, I'm more privileged than 82% of the population. Hooray! I get the "privilege" of supporting all those people less "privileged" than me!
Score: 16 in United States
1984: 2+2=5
A fact that was never true but was forced onto to people. After time, many of the general public just defaulted to it being correct. It became enforced and if anyone were to disagree, it wouldn't end well.
2019: A man can be a woman
Notice any similarities?
I'm not going to change my religion or "explore my sexuality" to improve my score, but thank you.
I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
I sincerely hope this is satirical....but in this crazy time probably not... another step closer to idiocrasy
I've got 99 problems and they all are attributable to my outward appearance and sexual orientation and have nothing to do with the actions i take on a daily basis.
Score: 99 in Columbus, WI
Is this real or is it satire? I can't tell.
Anyone else noticed all of the angry people in the comments have really low scores? Why is the idea of other people having a harder life so upsetting to them?
Screw off. This is Anglo-Saxon world. It's ok to want to be us but if you want to change it get out.
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
lol Seriously? They consider "improving your score" is becoming more of a victim?
Score: 77 in Albuquerque, NM
As a white Christian male I'm feeling oppressed because I don't have a test like this for calculating morality scores. I'm forced to read the Bible to do that. Do you know how many pages are in the Bible? It's very time consuming. Very jealous of you pagans.
Score: 14 in Roslindale, MA
This is fucking garbage meant to discredit discussion on privilege and discrimination. It’s not even good satire on oppression olympics.
LOL, this is great! I did not know that I was so privileged! Must only because I am a straight white male. I suppose I do not work hard for what I want or have struggles in my life.
Score: 6 in Oceanside, CA
It is perverse that this is what we have come to. I live my lack of privilege every day......while, every day being told how privileged I am. The sliding scale of silliness just reminds me exactly how out of touch with reality those who created this are.
Intersectionality Score Calculator