Intersectionality Score Calculator

Intersectionality Calculator

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I can "improve my score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"?! How would that make me identify as Muslim or Jewish?!? This is garbage.
Score: 6 in Memphis, TN
Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. lol
Score: 6
Wait . . . isn't the objective to be as privileged as possible compared with everyone else?
Score: 6 in Chicago, IL
The radical left has become so crazy that their actual assertions are correct indistinguishable from satire. I honestly cannot tell whether this is serious or another Grievance Studies hoax.
Score: 6 in Columbus, OH
Dang, I was hoping for a zero, but I don't have enough money.... yet. This test is hilarious, and anyone who thinks this is legit can pound sand.
Score: 6 in Charlotte, NC
Glad it doesnt take into account occupation, christian denomination, or location. And why is jewish mire oppressed than christian? The holocaust was over half a century ago and Israel is its own country. Christians in the middle east dont get their own country. Instead, they are killed for their beliefs. Fucking stupid
Score: 6 in Absecon, NJ
This is delusional lmao
Score: 6 in Hayes, VA
Is this some kind of SNL, hidden camera trick?? Does anyone truly believe this nonsense? I scored a 4, meaning I am privileged. Whoopdeedoo. Tell that to my identical twin brother who during his working career was passed over 4 times for promotion due to his whiteness. Yes, in each case, the job was given to a person of color with lesser credentials.. So please tell me again who the "privileged" person is???????????
Score: 6 in Yonkers, NY
I placed sixth, I'm close to number 1. Going to keep working on my score, just have up my income and go to church more often.
Score: 6 in Philadelphia, PA
This is damn absurd. Are you people even sane? Someone who had the idea to make it must be either great troll or mentaly ill person
Score: 6 in Poland
My score as a middle class, white, Christian women is 24. Beyoncé as a very rich woman do colour scores around 48. Seems to me I am not the one who shut down the Louvre for a day so my 4 year old daughter could experience it without them being disturbed. Ask yourself who has the privilege here. This is ridiculous.
Score: 48 in Canada
How long until this ideology states that white people existing is oppression itself and that genocide is justified?
Score: 6 in Brandywine, MD
wait, so i'm confused. Is this a piss take?
Score: 6 in New Zealand
I am more privileged than 93% of you! Fear me! Muahahahahaha!
Score: 6 in Tampa, FL
They should have an IQ slider on here. IQ and Wealth are probably the only privilege categories that really matter.
Score: 6 in Los Angeles, CA
I am blessed with a good life.
Score: 6 in Wilmington, DE
Incredibly dividing system. "Equality"... Literally puts a score on different races and sex. Fucking morons
Score: 6 in Overland Park, KS
Rich white people need to find something else to come up with in their spare time than this sh*t.
Score: 6 in Palmdale, CA
Growing up in a black neighborhood and getting beaten regularly for being white I never really thought of myself as privileged. Glad this website was able to tell me I am so that I can know that I need to hate myself for how much I've been oppressing those people that beat me nearly to death so often. I'll do better in the future.
Score: 6 in Lapeer, MI
What a bunch of horse poo. I am super proud of my 5
Score: 10 in Seymour, TN
7! Yes! Even though I spent two years looking through 1,500 jobs to apply to with hard luck, it's great to know that I was lording it over almost everyone else! This privilege thing is great!
Score: 7 in United Kingdom
Looks like I should stay home for the next 30 years. Just being is a micro aggression
Score: 6 in Newark, OH
i guess im better than 93 % of people.
Score: 6 in Orient, OH
This is such a load of bullshit omg.
Score: 24 in Serbia
This literally has to be fake. There are some crazy but job liberals out there but none are this insane.
Score: 6 in Brooklyn, NY
Is this thing for real?
Score: 6 in Bluffton, IN
My score is SIX? This isn't fair. It is socially unjust. I should have the same right to a higher score like other people.
Score: 6 in Germantown, MD
The saddest part of this is that there are vast swaths of liberals and progressives that think this is the best and should be used as a basis for things like taxes, interest rates, and most importantly, how much of my money should be used for reparations of all the peoples I have personally oppressed and continue to.
Score: 6 in Killeen, TX
I got a 6,get triggered liberals!
Score: 6 in Canada
Who is the brainless zombie that invented this false narrative?
Score: 6 in Joplin, MO
Why are you considered to be more privileged if you are a Christian in the UK?
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
I love this. May the superior 10 and unders continue our reign upon the earth. Give nothing to the marxists and low IQ mob which wishes to tear us down and pull us apart.
Score: 6 in Iowa City, IA
turns out I'm a solid 8! damn never thought id be so glad to be less than a 10! now i just need to use my privilege to get richer so my score drops... BTW if this privilege is real, how do i exploit it? this is something the left never explains to me on TV, just that I'm guilty and the worst thing to happen to society since the plague lmao
Score: 8 in Lafayette, CA
93% more privileged than all others... Thats an "A"..right?
Score: 6 in Oklahoma City, OK
Pathetic marxist shite. Marxism is responsible for over 100 million dead, and these morons still think the're morally superior.
Score: 6 in France
So for coming from poor coal miners who encouraged their offspring to seek a better life, I am privileged. Interesting...
Score: 6 in Baltimore, MD
I'm Jewish, "White" rich and educated, but they give me a score of 1??? this website is anti semetic. I have a job lined up for me by my dad in Television and I will make you go Viral.

The Holocaust - Hows that for privilege you dirty arabs?
Score: 6 in Ireland
What a joke. Recipe for more racism, sexism, envy and hatred.
Score: 6 in Alexandria, VA
The inmates are running the asylum in todays "higher education". ?
Score: 6 in Longwood, FL
Oh Snap, I feel much better about myself now that I know my score is 6.
Score: 6 in Palmyra, VA
More leftist bullshit
Score: 6 in Lafayette, IN
Gee I am more priveledged! So how come I've had to work for a living all my life? Maybe it's Because I have ethics and think that all people should stop whining about, and playing with their roots. I am proud to be a white male and a hard working Christian. Its called treat others as you wish to be treated.
Score: 6 in Alexandria, VA
I'm 6% victim
Score: 6 in Canada
Shouldn't there be a question about whether or not you're a crossing guard or traffic cop, or maybe are married to one? This is about intersections right?
Score: 6 in Canada
The lesson here, is to go lower the likelihood of your future success by dying your skin darker, converting to Islam, and forcing yourself to have sex with your own gender. Apparently your individual experiences lack importance, and what counts now is the color of your skin. This test stigmatizes our demographic differences, instead of promoting cross cultural acceptance. This is the opposite of celebrating diversity.
Score: 6 in San Luis Obispo, CA
I have a significant amount of body hair that requires a lot of tending. Where is the slider?
Score: 6 in Canada
ok - so now how do i USE this extreme, awesome "privilege"? i scored a 6. that's got to be useful somehow. and how accurate is this scoring / scaling when the shape of the curve shown is centered on the 10-20 range? does that mean 90% of the world is privileged? if so, then none are; and this made-up "intersectionality" is what it appears to be: total bunk!
Score: 6 in Saint Louis, MO
Really!!?? You FEEEEEEEEEL that a higher score means you should get more votes and somehow that makes things “more equal”.......
Score: 7 in United States
I seriously need to reconsider my life. A 6 is deeply disturbing to me and I see now that I am deeply privileged and should seriously consider changing the direction of my life for the betterment of my peers.
Score: 6 in United States
I only scored 6, but I might start saving up to be an albino. Or drink some insecticide. Then nobody will ever kick sand in your face again.
Score: 6 in Australia
Hi! I got a 6, so obviously I am extremely privileged and have many unfair advantages over others in society. My question is, what can I do to make my score even lower? I was thinking of opening a sweatshop in Honduras, but if you have any better suggestions, I'd love to hear them. Thanks!
Score: 6 in Columbia, MO
This is the biggest load of bollocks I've ever seen. What a joke.
Score: 6 in Australia
Where is gun owner? Good thing I’m in my 50’s or I’d be a1.
Score: 6 in Concord, NH
I'm autistic and have worked hard to become fully functional and independent in main-stream society and am too proud of my success and myself to play victim; I scored 6. Apparently some differences are more valued [or more fashionable?] in the eyes of those of the prejudiced Left than others.
Score: 6 in Australia
This tool does nothing but propagate HATE.
Score: 6 in Ann Arbor, MI
If you believe in this rubbish you don't need an intersectionality score, you need a psychologist.
Score: 6 in Australia
Why do people think a low score is bad? Be proud of your prog-assigned low score, people. For the Nazis used systems as these to determine who was going to the concentration camps: Jews, poles, gypsies, all were welcomed to Auschwitz.
Score: 6 in Burke, VA
Haha, pretty funny and skewers the insanity of identity politics successfully. My score of 6 must mean I pay taxes and generally obey the law.
Score: 6 in Australia
As a white Christian male I'm feeling oppressed because I don't have a test like this for calculating morality scores. I'm forced to read the Bible to do that. Do you know how many pages are in the Bible? It's very time consuming. Very jealous of you pagans.
Score: 14 in Roslindale, MA
More privileged than 93% of the world! YAY! And the wife and I will be going for dinner at our local Country Club tonight! It's lobster night! Should we take the Toyota Rav4, or the Mercedes?
Score: 6 in New York, NY
I can't wait until I finish my Bachelors program. I'll move up from six to 4 (more education and an instant raise)! Try as you might, you leftist, regressive, hand wringing, participation trophy bearing morons will never succeed in making me feel bad for loving God, my wife, and my children enough to try to be better at serving all three each day.
Score: 6 in Springdale, WA
I am a white american with a high school diploma. I believe in Jesus Christ as the son of GOD. USA all the way. Don't like me I don't care. I know who I am and what I can do.. PEACE
Score: 6 in United States
If I get a hard time because of my score my privileged middle finger will be prominently displayed. Twice.
Score: 6 in Ellijay, GA
This test is so freaking hilarious! No wonder leftists are losing their damned minds!!!!!! And I am deaf!!!!!!!
Score: 6 in Arlington, TX
Dear bigoted idiots, 6!! Not bad for a boy who grew up with an unemployed alcoholic father in a town of 800 people and 200 miles from Duluth. Have any of you ever been on food stamps/unemployment? I have. I want my privilege!
Score: 6 in San Diego, CA
Is this a joke? Privileged for what? For being a Catholic white male in Italy? What privilege is this? I'm simply a normal citizen in my own country.
Score: 6 in Italy
Far Out! I scored a 6, that means I am entitled to continue working and making responsible decisions till the day I die, to support people who don't.
Score: 6 in United States
This is freakin awesome! I'm more privileged and 93% of ALL of the people in ALL OF THE WORLD!!! Who's going to send me my privilege card? I obviously need it since I'm not actually experiencing it. This site is a freakin joke.
Score: 6 in Bentonville, AR
How delightful to be able to wrap yourself up in a warm blanket of victimhood if you score as "non-privileged." I deserve every bit of "privilege" I am accused of having by "woke" a-holes who are envious, and seeking unearned social power over others. In short, go screw yourselves, you sanctimonious, smug, self-righteous wastes of oxygen. I say that with all due affection, of course!
Score: 6 in United States
So i live paycheck to paycheck but i'm much more privileged than Will Smith's kids.
Score: 6 in Cartersville, GA
"However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." What a bunch of crap
Score: 6 in Ithaca, NY
Well, I guess I can kiss my chances of getting into Harvard goodbye!
Score: 6 in York, PA
This thing is racist
Score: 6 in Netherlands
Christian's are the most persecuted religion worldwide, so idk how accurate that is.
Score: 7 in Canada
Hahaha! What kind of racist cr*p is this? By using sliders to 'identify' yourself with markers you can do absolutely nothing about!? This is the most racist thing I have ver seen... Please stop this nonsense, world. And go back to being normal!
Score: 6 in Netherlands
If I identify as a devout muslim and a devout jew, my score shoots up to 15, from an original 6.
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
So where do I sign up for all this privilege?
Score: 6 in United States
Just checked and I have a score of 6. Go Trump.
Score: 6 in Hyde Park, MA
Intersectionality is bull
Score: 6 in United Kingdom
Being black: 33 points. Being female: 15 points. Being gay: 10 points. Being trans: 8 points. Starving to death because you have no money and no education: 7 points. Proof of leftist insanity: priceless.
Score: 6 in Allen, TX
I'm ashamed I didn't score a 1, but got a 6 instead. The euphemism "log-exponential multivariable analysis" means "innumerate non-scientific bullshit" in this context. I'm feeling triggered and demand reparations.
Score: 6 in Edison, NJ
Uh oh, we church-going PhDs are a 3. So back off.
Score: 6 in Maple Park, IL
o boi
Score: 6 in Belgium
total Hor$eS#!t - being privileged is something you create, not given! My father left when I was growing up. I grew up in projects of San Bernardino county (on welfare) amongst blacks and Latinos. We played ball together, went to school together, graduated together. I made the choice at 18 to go to military (along with one of my black friends) We both ended up getting a masters from Colorado tech. Most of the other guys did nothing after graduation....Privilege is about choice; following desires, setting goals and motivation. Its about applying ones self and following certain guidelines to achieve those goals. Its about 'enlightened' white folks trying to victimize or marginalize others so these enlightened idiots have a purpose because most of them have liberal arts degrees and will work their days as baristas! its total nonsense.
Score: 6 in United States
Wat een grap zeg.
Score: 6 in Netherlands
So much of this is subjective opinion, therefore statistically worthless for what it claims to measure. And with comments like that, it's no wonder I scored a 6 (and I'm quite fine with that).
Score: 6 in United States
Oh well, "I am's what I am's, yuk, yuk, yuk." Popeye
Score: 6 in United States
It says "You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." Since I think this is utter nonsense, may I subtract 5 points and get myself to 0?
Score: 6 in United States
Scored 8,despite being an almost invisible minority (roughly 6-7%) where I live, in a country that openly and explicitly disadvantages my race, lel. This theory is on-par with flat earth theory XD.
Score: 6 in South Africa
Heh. 6 as well.
Score: 6 in Palatine, IL
I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
Score: 6 in Gibsonia, PA
Best satire ever.
Score: 7 in Canada
Bruh I scored a 7... I guess I haven't actually earned anything I have
Score: 7 in San Clemente, CA
This stupid Intersectionality calculator based on false premises in Critical Race Theory is destructive not progressive.
Score: 7 in Dallas, TX
Postmodernist gobltygoop
Score: 7 in Cicero, IL
bullshit
Score: 7 in United States
My number is 7 was going for a 2 but I'll take a 7
Score: 9 in Horn Lake, MS
I can't figure out if this test is serious or not. If it is, then gfys, and your quotes under the result are ironic hypocrisy, at best. The learn page seems to indicate this is serious. Lol the Intersectionality 101 vid on that page at 0:13: HONK HONK. Exactly, clowns.

"...how to categorize people quickly by their [race]..." "This way, they won't become racist..." "...or have other undesirable thoughts..." We aren't in 2019, we're in 1984.

"...atheistophobic or possibly even Christianophobic." Yeah we get it, you can hate on Christians all day long and it's fine, just don't hate on the (((other))) religions! You would think that atheistophobic would get the "possibly even" at the end of the sentence, but nope. I guess it's a more valid religion than Christianity! Honk honk. Islam isn't a religion though btw. It's a demonic cult.
Score: 7 in Aurora, IL
This is fucking hilarious!! 🤣
Score: 7 in United Kingdom
This is epic scale trolling,i love it.This site is genius!
Score: 7 in United Kingdom
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