Haha! The bullshit. It smells.
Score: 28 in Lawrenceville, GA
I only got 17 because I'm an old disabled git.
Score: 16 in United Kingdom
nazis were measuring skulls. SJWs - everything else
Score: 50 in United Kingdom
I am the most oppressed, where's my medal
Score: 93 in Grand Island, NE
hahahahahaha i'm so privileged
Perhaps everyone should be made to wear special digital badges indicating their level of privilege/oppression by colour and shape which also send out a privilege alert to nearby app users so they know how to avoid being accidentally oppressed. Plus their privilege scores could feed into their social score, like in China, that well-known free and liberal society. That way excess privilege can be flagged up and used as a justification for sending someone to the gulag education facility to have it checked professionally by social engineers who will all be hand-picked by Linda Sarsour
The thing is, if it is an elaborate troll (as it probably is) it does that not by satire but but by truthfully showing what "Intersectionality theory" actually says. Brilliant expose of this loony postmodern guff.
Your intersectionality score: 6rnYou are more privileged than 90% of others!rnrnIf by privileged you mean RATIONAL and REALITY based.
Score: 54 in Fairforest, SC
Haha oh wow, you need to add "your sides" slider. Mine are in the fucking orbit.
Hell yeah time to go oppress 75% of others
6! This is the ultimate troll job.
Score: 5 in Rock Island, IL
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
Wow, under "more stats" we see that New Zealand is on the brink of civil war apparently, so badly do the oppressors oppress the oppressed. Meanwhile back in India, home of the deplorably treated "untouchable" caste, everything is just fine and dandy.
So does that mean I can demand money and throw tantrums in public because of how marginalized I am?
Score: 33 in United States
If you are a 95 year old and penniless and the target of elder abuse, then you are out of luck here it seems.
This is about as ridiculous as it gets.
Score: 5 in Baltimore, MD
Ok so how does a slider possibly work for the "white" "person of colour" line? What does the far end of "person of colour" mean? This "calculator" is really dumb.
I'm 16...now what do I do?...LMFAO
I can't tell if this is satire or not
Get a grip. See the Karpman triangle and understand anyone can shift their position from persecutor to victim to rescuer. People can choose to see themselves as a victim or not.
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
I managed to get a 1. Fight me
Score: 42 in Sierra Vista, AZ
So, a huge chunk is based on things you *can't* change-- skin color, age, able-bodiedness, gender, sexual preference, birthplace and first language. And this is supposed to be a balanced test? WTF?
I got 100. What's my prize?
Don't miss that it asks the amount you identify as each, not the amount you actually are.
Score: 49 in Somerset, NJ
I despise everything this website stands for. Victimization under the guise of social justice is a disease plaguing today's world of ethics and politics.
Hilarious! If you have a sense of humor.
How low does your score have to be to have you sent to the goulag?
Score: 10 in Fairfield, CA
I got 5. I should hate myself, shouldn't I?
What about IQ, looks, height, voice, athleticism, temperment, criminal record, health, family history, veteran status, party affiliation, networks,
Score: 72 in Arlington, VA
This is like, one of the dumbest things ive ever seen? So much lack of nuance. Bi people are always mor eprivileged than homo ppl? Im homo but cmon. Cis women have less privilege than trans men? Etc.
Score: 30 in Palm City, FL
"As you can see below, intersectional scores are as diverse as the people they represent. The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others." - which contradicts when it states: "Your intersectionality score: 7 You are more privileged than 87% of others!"
I honestly thought my mere existence was way more oppressive. Thanks for the buddy-check intersectionalityscore.com. I'll have to get those numbers up.
How can you have sliders on some of these questions? You were either born in the US or you weren’t. English is either you first language or it’s not. It is literally binary.
Score: 97 in United States
Ha now I have to defend muh white privilege
Why isn't gamer on the slider
Score: 57 in Greenwood Lake, NY
Hahahahaha! Total madness!
Score 30!
White, English speaking woman, a bit on the old and CRANKY side, and proud, REALLY PROUD of it, thank you very much.
Score: 30 in West Linn, OR
So if I pick person of colour, gay, female amd rich and well educated it still says that 92% of others are more priveleged. What a joke! Heavily flawed rating system!
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
I am a black, gay, female, transgender, poor, older, diabled, ESL, born outside of the US, uneduated, atheist muslim jew and I am the most oppressed.
Gibs me dat viktim bux.
Score: 50 in Cleveland, OH
I got an 8. how do i lower my score?
I hate oppressed people. They need to get jobs, get whiter, stop being queer, get lives and shut their mouths.
Hee hee--this would be hilarious if this kind of BS wasn't actually ruining the world. Hard to believe that people take this seriously. ON a happy note, I am 53% victim!! http://redalertpolitics.com/2017/09/26/south-park-hilariously-destroys-victimhood-culture-identity-politics-new-parody-ad-video/
I'm still sane and straight, so my score was fairly low.
By sliding everything to the right you still can't get past 95% loser. Who the hell are the other 5 % ??
Being Jewisj gives your privilege points? ok... right... moving on this american progressive discrimination is arriving into my country, i hate you first worlders, and your progressive racial discrimination crap.
Congratulations, you've made yourselves a stupid straw man to play with, and now you get to feel pleased with yourselves for sniggering at people who care about people with problems that not everyone is familiar with. For those who aren't in on it, this is an attempt at a joke: "log-exponential multivariable analysis", for example, is meaningless jargon (logarithms and exponents cancel each other out), and no actual social theorist who cares about intersectionality would ever argue that privilege in human societies can be reduced to such a trivial statistic.
Sweet!
I got a 3!
The rest of you suck!
With everything else the same, you can go from 1 to 16 just by moving the slider to female.
I've got 15, time to oppress some people.
That's so inaccurate! I got lower scores for being transgender male than my transgender female friend, all other factors equal. Rubbish!
love this. owning the libs one score at a time. I got 10 percent! eat that!
why am I only 72% privileged? What a hell? Where's the slider for German is the third foreign language?
Damn, 12! I'm more oppressed than I thought!
How to justify my sense of victim-hood calculator
Score: 5 in United Kingdom
i got 29.. 70% of others are more privileged .. does that mean i get victim hood status? PAY ME BITCHES
Score: 29 in Carlsbad, CA
Would be funny, but there are people who actually believe this crap. The commentators here give me hope that not all is lost.
I laugh at this tool of a tool. Leftist lunacy. Even with my pretty high score, I would refuse to accept any identity-advantage over another human being
Scored 8,despite being an almost invisible minority (roughly 6-7%) where I live, in a country that openly and explicitly disadvantages my race, lel. This theory is on-par with flat earth theory XD.
I need to add this to my online dating profile so I make sure I'm dating within an appropriate socio economic privelege group!
I suppose AIDS is biggoted since it prefers to opress gay people
I was sure this was a joke. It's too absurd not to be.
23! If I wasn't half black I'd have a 9. Thank you based brown genes for this privileg- I mean, lack of privilege!
Score: 24 in Satellite Beach, FL
This test is the very definition of bigotry, specially against white people. I’m latino and I could score high in this test but would never dare to find out - Why would I do it? To feel better about myself based on my ethnicity, skin colour or religion? You can’t define a person, regardless of the background or the history, based on arbitrary categories that do not take into account all the little nuances that make an individual different from everybody else. The people who invented this test and the ones who came up with the whole intersectionallity mess should be ashame of themselves.
Score: 4 in United Kingdom
32: a wealthy young college educated man of color.rnrn18: a poor old uneducated white Christian man.rnrnThe Intersectionality Calculator literally thinks that the average homeless person have more privilege than Jaden Smith.
Score: 51 in United States
I'm a 5! I'm just going to have to try harder the next time I take the test to get rid of those last 5 points.
It says "You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism." Since I think this is utter nonsense, may I subtract 5 points and get myself to 0?
Score: 6 in United States
Just be a devout Christian. It gives almost a 30 point jump.
In order for me to lower my score, I will have to become a Christian. Thank you for the information as I do everything in my power to piss off the authoritarian left every day of my life. Thanks to this site, I now know what more I can do.
Score: 82 in Pleasant Hill, CA
WooHoo! Great score 8. Hey? What's par on this course?
Score: 76 in Colorado Springs, CO
Many of the sliders seem to be broken. By far the most important factors (wealth & education) only moves the needle 4% each, and many of the other statuses that get you preferential treatment under the law, in education and HR departments like being female, gay, and of color seem to move the counter in the wrong direction. Interesting concept, terrible implementation.
As they say “Je suis bien dans ma peau”.
"you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism"rnDo the people that designed this test even have a brain?
Hey, how exactly does one use this white male working class privilege? I still live in a shitty apartment in a dead New England mill town, and work two jobs to barely make ends meet. My wife is a stay at home mom, but she got a part time job to afford Christmas for our white male childrenrn. I must be doing something wrong..
Score: 15 in Buckfield, ME
I got a 13. Why is my score so how? How do I lower it? I'm worried. Please respond.
Hey, how exactly does one use this white male working class privilege? I still live in a shitty apartment in a dead New England mill town, and work two jobs to barely make ends meet. My wife is a stay at home mom, but she got a part time job to afford Christmas for our white male childrenrn. I must be doing something wrong..
Score: 15 in Buckfield, ME
According to this I'm an big oppressor getting only a score of 8. Most of the results mostly comes from unchangeable facts about me. Secondly my desire to educate myself and an ambition to stay in shape. Am I to understand that a higher score makes a better person? How does this test not prejudge me? If equal opportunity is the goal, this is not the answer.
Got a 4. Hoping for a big bonus this year to get to 3.
Score: 54 in Rockland, MA
"Intersectionality" is a stupid theory, from a high score non-oppressor, thanks for making this to show how stupid the theory is.
Stupid test. The whole concept of intersectionality and privilege is idiotic -- obviously something dreamed up by progressive socialists who'd be better tossed out of helicopters.
Score: 14 in Indianapolis, IN
HAHAHA, what a fucking joke. You sick people that make up shit like this, do so only to make your talking points right. If you want success, get off your ass and get to work on doing something other than bitching, crying and blaming someone or something OTHER than yourself. Not everyone gets a ribbon, you don't always get to win, but you don't have to always lose. Stop being a pussy, looking to blame or force guilt. Complete disgusting garbage.
This rating system is biased against me because of (in order) my skin color, sexuality, gender, income, age, education, and religion. Welcome to the new racism, sexism ... totalitarianism.
Intersectionality Score Calculator